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Quoted from Wong Tze Wah.

Quoted from Wong Tze Wah.

1. If people reduce their material desires, they will have less troubles.

When I was a Christian, I felt that religion was the truth and could save people. Later, I found that if people can't save themselves, you have to accept it, then no one can save you.

3. Is there any way to have a good fantasy about the future? Even if my childhood was not bumpy, I can't say that the world is beautiful, because the world is not beautiful at all.

4, satisfaction is not necessarily happy, it may be a bitter satisfaction.

I like "laughing" because it is a tool to train myself to be open-minded.

6. When I first started writing, I thought of a joke at night, and I thought it was funny before I went to bed, but when I read it again tomorrow morning, I still didn't feel perfect. If so, after a few weeks, this self-kicking process is repeated, and I begin to understand why so few people are willing to hold talk shows before me.

7. I know what perfection is. Although I can't do it now, at least I will know what is under my control.

8. Don't get me wrong, my friend. I am glad that I have studied philosophy, but I am afraid that many people's life decisions are similar to mine. Do it not because you really like one thing, but to avoid another. That's funny!

9. Actually, I have a hundred reasons why I don't like it, and those reasons are beyond my control, so I can only improve my own shortcomings and then make some achievements to let them know that I have tried. If I succeed, I deserve it.

10, if you can laugh at the worst and saddest things, you will naturally be open-minded. If I can only laugh at funny things, I will ask, there are so many funny things in the world. I think some things are inevitable. If everything can be laughed off, then you will become open-minded.

1 1. If I say that the laughter of Du Dong and I has any significance to this society, I will only think that you entered the meeting because you can laugh at some helpless things around you with a large group of people. If you can solve the problem after laughing, of course, it is ideal. If you can't, it's no harm to laugh.

12, to be honest, I chose philosophy purely because I have more time to think after going abroad. Then I found that many questions not only have no answers, but also I don't know how to ask them, so I want to find this answer.

13, unilateral love is boring, just like playing table tennis. Where there is table tennis, it is really hard for people to refuse.

14, if there is such a loyal dog? "That's too bad. Women who are too loyal will be very annoying. "

15, dog loyalty often makes people feel ashamed and moved.

16, two people may get along very annoying and boring, sometimes they will be unhappy and quarrel; However, if these "small frictions" are expected to be within their own "love costs"; From another angle, it may be enjoyment or fun.

17, as long as everyone has food and a stable life, everything can be ignored! A stable life is the real opium of the people.

18, I think all competition is benign, not vicious, only good results. Will it explode? In short, no matter what industry, it is to eliminate the weak and retain the strong, especially in the current situation.

19, making a movie is like a person going to travel to Europe, and the whole world has to go once.

20. I think being a man is like a pendulum. When we swing from side to side and reach the highest level, we will naturally fall down and swing to the other side from the beginning. If you look at it as I do, you will begin to think that this kind of ups and downs is logical? .

2 1, I have been working hard all the way to achieve a situation where no one can replace you, so that I can have my existence value. If not, people will say,' Why is Wong Tze Wah so expensive? 1800, find me a substitute! "In fact, your Wong Tze Wah is only worth 200 yuan. Anyone who is cheaper than you can take your place, so you are worthless.

22, Talentino, he gave me an inspiration, that is, no matter how popular and commercialized you are, you must have a strong personal style, so as to survive until now. Because since 1995, it has been an era of self-reliance, still commercialized, but it must have its own style.

23. Everyone has only one life. I'm not, so what can I leave?

24. The media is not a person, but an organizational system and culture. Hong Kong is too small and the media network is overwhelming. Of course, being followed by him is uncomfortable. Some artists will be very angry and come out to scold him, but doing so is tantamount to scolding the air, and no one will answer you. It means that if you scold capitalism, capitalism will not answer you at all.

25. Now we won't come to a conclusion about marriage. The most important thing is to find the right person to make you want to marry her. Cheer up. But I haven't met such a person for a long time.

26. I don't think happiness comes from owning a big house, a beautiful car, or being naked and beautiful. What is happiness? I may bring a lot of money to help depressed people, even the first one facing bankruptcy. It's happiness, not pretending to be lofty, it's true, but I can't do it at this stage.

27. Do people who take out garbage like taking out garbage? They just make a living, while most people work just to' eat'.

28. Love existentialist books. Relatively speaking, books are more analytical, which cannot be done by films with limited space; As for music, it is purely emotional to me; But in the world of books, emotion and analysis are almost infinite.

29. This kind of book (existentialism) makes me look at life and the world from no angle to one, no longer like leaves in the wind. They have a subtle influence on me, such as affecting my cynicism to a certain extent-this is also a choice; On the other hand, it also makes my ethereal life more real: at least they make me feel and affirm the reality of existence and remind me of life.

30. Like (existentialism) does not provide a set direction, but let us pursue it ourselves. In today's Hong Kong, many people commit suicide even if they don't know what existentialism is, as if they owe 300,000 yuan to others, but there is a deep emptiness behind them. Nowadays, Hong Kong people often have no choice. In fact, there is no way for them to look at life. They don't have their own perspective. Haha, now material is God and capitalism is religion. "

3 1, no time to watch. In this way, people will be very dry! Very dry! I think reading without time to think and absorb will waste a good book. It will be better this year, so I will read books whenever I have time.

32. I find that (reading) really doesn't need to be fast. For some books, I even read them over and over again. Of course, the speed depends on whether you want to be influenced by a book. If you just want to have some fun, you don't need to read slowly, but if you want a book to affect you, you have to give it time.

The less everyone knows about an artist, the better. This is a big principle, because an artist is defined once he is known too much. For example, everyone thought I was a cup, and later found out that I was a disc, so I had to explain it to people around me. Besides, just because the audience likes to know me doesn't mean that he is eager to tease me.

34. After all, everyone actually has a skin. No matter how high or low you look at each other, this skin will never come off. As an artist, I have a painful feeling. It's like Bruce Lee. Fortunately, he died in 1973. If it happened today, it would be ugly, because it would be described as a horse's windfall, his reproductive organs stiff and so on.

As it turns out, the size of the house accounts for a small proportion of my happiness in life.

36, more adventurous, more than ten times the watt, I dare to try. As long as I find it interesting, it doesn't matter if I fail.

37. When you are abandoned by the person you love, you don't need to cry, because that only shows that someone in your life doesn't love you. A person who loves him is missing from another person's life. The sad person should be the other person.

38. (Ideal love) is to constantly make the other person more free and encourage the other person to pursue the true self more bravely.

40. A major direction of life should also be to do something to make the people you love happy.

4 1, I was afraid of loneliness, so I was lonely; When I am no longer afraid, I am not lonely. The only way to overcome loneliness is to feel it completely.

42. I bought a Ferrari when I was poorest, just to prove that even if I did something I couldn't do, I wouldn't die.

43. I think everyone is afraid of being old, but I don't take it seriously, because I've been thinking about being old since I was very young. 10 is still proud of being old, haha, because I was afraid of being considered' O handsome' before.

44. I don't believe in marriage that most people believe in. Most people believe that marriage has magical power and can make feelings stable. I don't believe it, but I believe in marriage. I find that some things must be married. If you promise, you must do it anyway.

45. Love is a part of my life. Of course, I don't have to have love. Love needs * * * and a steady stream of water. When you realize that life is short, you will be very happy, because having this person today does not mean that I will continue to have it the next day. Whether it can last forever depends on whether that couple has this quality. This is a profound knowledge that requires experience, understanding and analysis.

46. If I have money, I will buy a Ferrari. What is this? When you have money, it is just a toy. When you have money, you are a real super sports car!

47. Criticizing society doesn't have to be a fire in every sentence.

48, it is difficult to produce * * * pop music to Hong Kong. The world of lyrics never concerns me. I just love, break up, and then love after breaking up. Complicated, so strange. Maybe other singers have songs with other themes, but plug always only sings love songs on stage.

49. Hong Kong people really need to reflect. Thailand is a third world country, but the toilets in the suburbs are also very clean. Hong Kong people, rich and educated, are still fair-minded. Did they have a problem first?

50. Rethinking the reality by being funny is the idea of Hapi. The most important thing in Hong Kong's popular ready-to-eat culture is to "grab" and "explode", even if you don't want to laugh. How many people are still interested in "discussing society"?

5 1. If that CD can really be sold, what's wrong with donating it all to disaster relief? But I think what really needs to be saved is a group of musicians who are in danger in the local area. There is only one sound, and you can't make music.

52. I don't think I'm interested in my next life. I have to finish it all my life. Late? Nevertoolate, talk is better than nothing.

53. Is it bad teaching for young people in their twenties to lead them to pursue their ideals without asking for anything in return? Huang: If I teach you, I will even ask everyone to move out of Hong Kong. It's not worth renting a house all your life.

54. Driving a Porsche is really a good experience; But I also know that it's limited to this and can't make people too happy. You have to wait until you earn enough to pursue your ideal, which may never be possible in your life.

55. Every commercial success has created a leisure time for me to indulge in luxury. The temper of old-school artists is unwilling to repeat the same mistakes.

6 1, Hong Kong is a place with a high standard of living but a low quality of life. North America has the best natural resources in the world, and it can live very cheaply, but the quality of life is very good. In Hong Kong, I have negative assets. We were misled into thinking that the land in Hong Kong is limited, but in fact it is limited under control and there are many places to sell.

57, don't talk about political jokes, but also the pursuit of performance level, this decision can be said to be easy to take. "Some content is easy to produce results, such as foreign black laughter, which cannot be separated from two major topics: one is sex, and * * * goes naked into the uterus; The other is about how they are discriminated against. I satirize celebrities to please the audience, and I have a little trick. So current events have nothing to do with the overall theme. "

58. Someone told me that you will never be a singer again in this life, wait for the next life! But I only have this life. Ah Fu will try it when he gets up. Do I really have to wait for the afterlife?

59. Whether I am blind or brave, I seldom consider the consequences. It's like a band clip with a clear passbook. If I thought too much, I wouldn't do it. But if I want to be happy in the future, why care too much?

60. I told a friend that I didn't know what to do when I retired. He said, go and play. I said, but I've been playing. My job is a kind of spiritual satisfaction for me.