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How to make your wife happy when she is angry?

1. You seem to be angry, and I feel bad too! If I caused this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can’t forgive, I won’t be able to forgive myself!

2. I will never make you angry again. I promise to make you happy when you are unhappy, and I will never spoil your happiness when you are happy. If you ask me to go east, I will never do it. If I don’t go west, you ask me to go to heaven and I will never go to the earth. Please forgive me, okay?

3. Baby, I can’t see your message or hear your voice, it’s so peaceful. My heart is crying, I can't live without you, because you are already a part of me!

4. Some people say that time is a knife, and everything will be cut off by it, including love; I say that time is a filter that filters out all shortcomings, leaving only the love. My thoughts are with you. Forgive me, okay?

5. Because of my impulsiveness, I did the thing I regret most in my life. Now, I really want to say to you: I'm sorry!