A short story of about 20 words will be fine. It better be a joke. The more the better ... it must be very short. Urgent! ! !

I filled in three college entrance examination volunteers, and the first two were Tsinghua Peking University. I waited eagerly at home for a month and didn't wait for the admission notice. I guess the Tsinghua Admissions Team missed my name, and the notice of Peking University was lost by the postman on the way.

Look at those stars. They are more beautiful at the age of 30 than at the age of 20, and more beautiful at the age of 40 than at the age of 30. This is why the longer the better. Therefore, I believe I may become handsome in the next 20 years. For many years, before going to bed every night, I firmly believed that I would be more handsome when I woke up the next morning, but every time I waited until the next morning, I was always disappointed. In the past twenty years, constant disappointment has led to constant hope. Now I finally understand that a flawless face like mine is hard to surpass.

Life has been more comfortable recently. I slept until eleven o'clock in the morning and got up for lunch. Sleep again in the afternoon, sleep until 5: 30, get up and eat; I slept until eleven o'clock the next morning after dinner. I'm so tired. My skin didn't get enough rest, so my face was not very calm. Small acne was born. Yesterday, there was a "starry moon" on my skull. Today, there are a "Cowherd and Weaver Girl" on both sides of my nose. So today I feel that half an hour is not enough. It takes an hour to take pictures.

I found a secret, although there is no sufficient scientific basis for the time being, but I believe it will be confirmed by science in the near future, that is, when you just look in the mirror, you will always feel that you are not very handsome, but don't be afraid. Just stare at the mirror for a few more minutes, and you will gradually become more handsome. If you look for a quarter of an hour, you will feel that there is no more handsome person in the world than you. If you watch it for half an hour, you will feel that you are outside the cloud nine. Watch it for an hour, and you will feel like a Buddha.

A township head with a strong accent said, "Rabbit shrimp pig tail, no pickles, pickles are too expensive!" " "Comrades, villagers, pay attention, don't talk, let's have a meeting now!" The host said, "sausage and pickles, please!" " Now, please talk to the township head! "The steward said," don't make kimchi. The dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a turtle! "Don't talk, today's meal is enough, everyone has a big bowl!"

A father likes being a soldier very much, and named his son Huang Jun. One day, his father sent Huang Jun to school, and his son was still playing when the No.8 bus came. Father shouted: "The imperial (yellow) army is running, and the No.8 bus is coming."

I filled in three college entrance examination volunteers. The first two were Tsinghua Peking University. I searched at home for a month, but I didn't wait for the admission notice. It is estimated that I forgot the name of Tsinghua enrollment, and the notice was lost by the postman on the way.

Look at the stars. Thirty years old is more beautiful than twenty years old, and forty years old is more beautiful than thirty years old. So I believe that I may become handsome in the next twenty years. After many years, before going to bed every night, I firmly believe that I will become more handsome when I wake up the next morning, but every time I come back the next morning, I am always disappointed. Over the past twenty years, constant disappointment has led to constant hope. Now I finally understand that a flawless face like mine is hard to surpass.

Recently, life is very easy. I go to bed at eleven o'clock in the morning and get up for lunch. Go to bed in the afternoon, sleep until 5: 30, get up and eat; After dinner, I slept until eleven o'clock the next morning. I was so tired, my skin didn't get enough rest, my face was very restless, and small pimples came out. Yesterday, my skull had a "star-studded moon", and today there was a "small white face wrinkle" on both sides of my nose, so today I don't think it is big enough to take half an hour, so I can do it for an hour.

I found a secret, although there is no scientific basis at all, but I believe it will be confirmed by science in the near future, that is, when you first see the mirror, you always feel that you are not very handsome, but don't be afraid. Just keep looking at the mirror for a few minutes, you will gradually become handsome, and the longer you look, the more handsome you will be. If you see a quarter full, you will find that there is no more handsome person in the world. If you only spend half an hour, you will feel rolled up; If you watch it for a whole hour, you will feel that you have become a Buddha.

A steward with a strong accent said, "Don't pickle rabbits, shrimps, pigs and tails, pickles are too expensive!" Comrades and villagers, pay attention, don't talk, let's have a meeting now! The host said, "Sausage, pickles and pickles, please!" ! ! ! ! "Now, please speak to the township head!" The township head said, "Don't be a pickle. Today's meal was eaten by the dog. Everyone is chinemys reevesii!" Don't talk, today's meal is full, everyone is a big bowl! "

A father liked the army very much and named his son Huang (Yellow Army). One day, my father sent the Yellow Army to school. When my son was playing in the No.8 car, my father shouted, "The Yellow Army is running, and No.8 is coming."