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people: queen, magic mirror, snow white, three dwarfs and prince.

Narrator

Scene 1

Narrator: In XX middle school, Xiao He and a jealous heart could not bear to hear that someone was more beautiful than her. She has a magic mirror and often goes to the mirror to admire herself. She is chatting with her magic mirror.

Queen: Mirror Mirror, tell me who is the handsome guy in the world?

Mirror: Sorry, there is something wrong with the system. Please re-enter the voice prompt.

Queen: Forget it. Tell Ai Jia who is the most beautiful woman in the world.

mirror: ok, restart. Everybody come and see, this man is really beautiful! She has long hair as black as a waterfall, snow-white skin and a graceful figure. Every man will be tempted when he sees her, and every woman will sigh at her. She is Snow White.

queen: you broken mirror, where did you get so much nonsense?

magic mirror: please don't be upset, son. Every girl is an angel who landed on the earth. Some people have their feet facing the ground, while others have their heads facing the ground. Unfortunately, your face just fell on a piece of granite. This is fate that no one can change.

queen: I would have smashed you if I hadn't seen that you were a global quota!

magic mirror: huh? You've said it many times.

queen: I can't believe that I am not as good as a princess as a queen? !

magic mirror: I think external beauty is secondary, and spiritual beauty is important. But if you really want to become beautiful, you have to go to a beauty salon.

Queen: Is it the long-lost ...

Mirror: (taking the queen's words) Yes, it is the long-lost-give me back my drifting fist!

(Actors A and B go up, and the performance will give me back my drifting fist)

If you play like this for 7749 days, you can become as beautiful as him. (pointing to actor B, A and B)

Queen: I can't wait. I want Snow White to see the sun tomorrow. Go and kill her.

magic mirror: although your idea is very creative, I am a magic mirror, not the devil.

queen: you are the devil. I told the canteen to add a box lunch for you at noon tomorrow.

magic mirror: hey ... braised pork.

queen: add two pieces of chicken butt. Go.

scene 2

(scene: a brick is placed in the middle of the stage, and actor A plays an old woman and walks slowly. Tripped on the ground. Snow White helps the old woman from behind)

Narrator: The magic mirror is right. Snow White is a lively and lovely girl. She is kind-hearted and often helps others and takes caring for others as her happiness.

Snow White: (to the old woman) Grandma, be careful.

old woman: thank you, girl. What's your name?

Snow White: My name is Snow White. Let me help you.

old woman: ok, ok. You are really a beautiful and kind girl.

(Walking to the edge of the stage, the old woman stepped down and Snow White stood thoughtfully. (on the magic mirror)

Magic mirror: (behind Snow White) Snow White?

Snow White: Oh, wait, I'll move the bricks, or more people will trip.

(Go back and take the brick under the stage and talk to the magic mirror later)

What can I do for you, sir?

magic mirror: (I don't know how to answer when asked, think about it, and say hurriedly) I have just finished eating, and I have nothing to do here. Can you accompany me to walk in the Woods over there?

snow white: ok. (Walking slowly with the magic mirror)

Narrator: Snow White was deceived into the forest, and the magic mirror revealed his true colors.

magic mirror: (looking at Snow White, grinning grimly) Haha ... Snow White, haha ...

Snow White: (looking scared, hands on her chest) What do you want?

Mirror: I am the devil, and I will kill you today.

(When the background music starts, the magic mirror reaches out with both hands to make an aggressive move towards Snow White. )

snow white: (scared, step back. Music suddenly turns into a beautiful girl warrior, and Snow White performs transformation) The bright moon strikes, (the mirror hides) the bright moon strikes (the mirror hides again), Thi! (The magic mirror retreats and is defeated. Under the magic mirror and Snow White)

Narrator: Over there, the queen is still waiting for news from the magic mirror.

(Queen, take a mirror and take photos while walking. (on the magic mirror)

Magic mirror: (behind the queen) Huang ... Huang ... Queen (making a wound)

Queen: (pointing at the magic mirror sternly) How did you come back? !

Mirror: I ... She ... I ...

Queen: What? (Fan the magic mirror) Go to hell! (under the magic mirror) It seems that I have to do it myself. He can run out of the classroom but not out of the school, (loud laughter) Hahahaha ... (Under the Queen)

Scene 3

Scenario: a small house (replaced by a stool)

Narrator: There are three lovely dwarfs living in the forest, and one day they meet Snow White who is lost.

(From the music Swan Lake, three dwarves line up to jump on Swan Lake, and Swan Lake stops)

Three dwarves: (All sing "Thirty-six Strategies of Love") Who said that handsome boys have no brains and only know how to love beauty and sleep? (Put a POSS with your back to the audience) Yeah!

dwarf a: it's backwards.

Three Dwarves: (Posing at this audience) Yeah! ("Swan Lake" music, three dwarves jump "Swan Lake" and retreat to the back of the house and squat down. Snow White)

Snow White: (pointing to the house) Is there anyone living here? (loudly asks) Is anyone there?

Dwarf A: Who are you? Which unit are you from?

Snow White: I'm Snow White, from the Red Fourth Army. (Three dwarfs run to Snow White)

Dwarf A: (Pointing to Snow White) Really?

Snow White: Really, I don't believe in testing!

dwarf b: check it out. (Snow White stands still, and three dwarves walk around her and sing)

Dwarf A: (Stimulation 25) You'll never know how sad it is to pay for you.

Snow White: It feels so sweet and I am so attached.

Dwarf B: I believe that day will last forever.

Snow White: It's just that they are not simple enough.

Dwarf C: Hold hands and look at the sky one step, two steps, three steps and four steps.

Snow White: But you hold others in your arms.

Dwarf A: No matter how romantic or bizarre the plot is.

Snow White: My love is meaningful.

qi: the only thing I love is you. (posing with his back to the audience) Yeah!

dwarf a: it's backwards again. (posing POSS to the audience) yeah!

Dwarf B: King Gai Di Hu.

Snow White: River Demon in Baota Town.

Dwarf C: Why is your face red?

snow white: radiant.

dwarf a: why is it yellow again?

Snow White: wax for cold protection.

three dwarfs: (looking at each other) That's right, that's right.

Snow White: (holding the dwarf's hand and jumping) I finally found you!

Dwarf A: Are all comrades safe?

snow white: well, it's safe. Comrades miss you very much. I'm lost here.

Dwarf C: Never mind, come to our house. (Dwarf and Snow White get off together)

Scene 4

Scene: A small house. Snow White walked slowly in front of the house.

Narrator: On this day, three dwarfs went out, leaving only Snow White at home. The wicked queen finally found Snow White. She carefully made a poisonous apple, trying to poison Snow White. (on the queen)

queen: (looking around with a magnifying glass, I suddenly saw Snow White, which surprised me)! Miss, do you want to lose weight?

Snow White: No, thanks. I am already very thin.

Empress: There is a saying that you have a good figure. We'll see. Take two steps, not fat.

Snow White: Take two steps.

(In the background music "I love Taiwan girls", Snow White walks the catwalk and the music stops)

Queen: (takes out an apple to Snow White) Girl, I admire you so much. This apple is so cute, I'll give it to you as a gift.

Snow White: Oh, thank you. (taking the apple and biting it)

Queen: (showing a treacherous smile) Haha ... This is the first strange poison in the world that I developed exclusively, and it will kill me in one day!

Snow White: Ha ha ha! The first strange poison in the world killed you that day, and it should be our White House's smiling half step.

Empress: We are scattered with seven different poisonous insects in one day, and that Hemerocallis is extracted for 7749 days. It is colorless and tasteless, killing people without a trace.

Snow White: Hum, our Smiling Half Step is made from honey, Fritillaria cirrhosa, Platycodon grandiflorum and Saussurea involucrata. It doesn't need refrigeration or even preservatives. Besides being highly toxic, it tastes delicious.

Empress: Those who eat us and die in one day will lose all their martial arts, have venous reflux, entertain foolish ideas, get possessed, and finally die of blood vessel burst.

Snow White: That's right. As the name implies, people who eat our smiles must never walk half a step or smile, or they will die of explosion.

he: it's really a good medicine for traveling at home and killing people to kill them.

narrator: so, where can I buy it?

Snow White: This brother is really lucky. I happen to have one here. (toxic attack, slowly falling down)

Queen: Ha ha ha ... (under the Queen)

Narrator: When the three dwarfs came home, they saw Snow White unconscious and were very anxious. At this time, the legendary prince appeared, and the story of love at first sight was about to be staged. (on the three dwarfs)

Dwarf A: Snow White, what's the matter with you? Why are you foaming at the mouth

Dwarf B and C: Snow White, Snow White ...

Dwarf C: Hurry, hurry to the hospital. (The dwarves lift Snow White together, but they can't)

Dwarf A: This is heavier than a pig!

dwarf b: what should I do?

(When the light goes out, a beam of light shines on the prince, and he slowly walks onto the stage and sings Cinderella.)

Dwarf C: (When he sees the prince, he waves and shouts) Hey, young man ... Hey ... Come and help.

Prince: (Seeing the dwarf coming and Snow White) This girl is so handsome ...

Dwarf A: Zhi, Peugeot.

Dwarf B: Quick, quick, Snow White is dying.

Prince: (I tried to pick up Snow White, but I couldn't hold it twice. Raise Snow White's head with her hands.

Suddenly, Snow White coughed twice and woke up. )

qi: (screaming in fear) ah! ...

Prince: (afraid to run away) Fake a corpse! ...

Snow White: (rubbing her eyes) Which hero saved me? Which hero saved me? (The dwarfs point to the prince, and Snow White walks over and puts her arms around the prince)

Dwarf A: Woe!

Dwarf B: Bad luck!

dwarf c: regret it!

prince: this time, it's a big loss! Forget it, you helped me find the princess, and I fulfilled one wish for each of you.

dwarf a: really? Then I'll go first. I don't really want anything else, I just want a lot of money!

prince: ok! (takes a key out of his pocket and gives it to the dwarf a) the key to the vault.

dwarf a: ah, ah, I'm rich! I am rich!

Dwarf B: (can't wait) It's my turn. It's my turn. I've always wanted a mobile phone. I used to want a clamshell. Hey, hey, it's fashionable and beautiful. Later, I wanted a straight one. Hey, hey, simple and generous. Now I want a slider, hello, hello, Snow White ...

Snow White: (making a phone call) Prince Charming.

prince: ok! (takes out his mobile phone from his pocket) Here, Nokia N93, (in a compact way) has a GPRS global positioning system through the ISO92 national certification system, as long as you shout when you go out! The whole world can hear it.

dwarf b: ah, I finally have a mobile phone.

Prince: (pointing to Dwarf C) It's your turn.

dwarf c: ah, is it my turn? (Praying posture) Then I hope the world will be peaceful.

prince: hmm ... hmm ... do you have any other questions?

dwarf c: oh, this is a bit difficult. Then ... then let me be handsome!

Prince: Let's just ask that question.

dwarves a and b: world peace? So stylish? !

qi: (kicks the dwarf c) Shit!

Prince: Forget him. (To Snow White) Then I'll give you this wish, Snow White.

Snow White: Me? Then I hope the queen can become more beautiful.

qi: why?

Snow White: (to the audience) Although she wants to hurt me, I still hope my mother will be happy. Don't take external beauty very seriously, in fact, real beauty is hidden in everyone's heart. Each of us is beautiful, as long as you give your love to others and let others feel your love, then you are the most beautiful person!

Prince: You're right. External beauty is secondary, but spiritual beauty is important. Now I know that I have found the most beautiful person in the world. (The prince holds the princess's hand and the three dwarfs applaud)

Narrator: The prince and Snow White lived happily ever after.