How can I respond gracefully or sarcastically when others scold me?

When someone insults you with malicious words, you can respond by saying, "The dog bites me, and I won't bite the dog." This sentence should be able to swallow each other miserably, hehe!

I read an interesting article n years ago and dedicated it to everyone. It is necessary to learn and there is no need to defend myself.

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Swearing seems easy. But the way to swear is to be cultured, knowledgeable, philosophical and artistic. Swearing should be elegant, decent and humorous. If you open your mouth, come straight to the point, what eight generations of ancestors, pigs, dogs, cattle and sheep, you damn fool kill thousands of knives, if you wait for sex, this is nine Niu Yi hairs, there is no need to go any further. Furthermore, if cursing is neither painful nor itchy, the person who is scolded will be at a loss. This is a chanting body for children with yellow mouth, which means no abortion. Therefore, the way to curse people is to avoid eating them alive, avoiding impetuousness, avoiding plucking and avoiding knife marks. Although pleasant, it is always far away from art, so the way of swearing is most similar to martial arts, and the depth of kung fu can be divided into ten sections, as follows:

A paragraph: bloody flying. This is the foreign kung fu of swearing. With brother Jin's iron horse, on the rampage; Dare to fight head-on. When it comes to sex, it will cut the gordian knot and copy all vegetables and radishes. Although it is stirred, I will break it, so the clouds are bloody. It means a paragraph. Note: this paragraph is not technical at all. You can refer to cursing the bitch in the street.

The second stage: two sides and three knives, this kind of swearing, slightly higher. Flattery refers to cursing mulberries, turning black and white, referring to deer as horses, trying to replace trees with flowers and taking them out of context; You might as well sow discord and pierce the side meeting; Then blow its hair, find fault with it, and then sacrifice on both sides, but it must not be obscene. Note: I have read some books in this paragraph, but my knowledge is not high. You can refer to a bitter woman.

Three paragraphs: this kind of swearing is specious, specious. Or mystifying, or talking nonsense, or pretending, or stealing, or beating around the bush, or innuendo. But unlike the second paragraph, it is difficult to see and be original in the end. If you scold someone, you will stay out of it, be irresponsible, and see no consequences. This is called a golden cicada. Note: Zhuge Liang often used this method, and Zhou Yu died in this way.

Four paragraphs: the art of swearing at pictures is in four paragraphs. You must first have considerable knowledge and cultivation. Therefore, when swearing, you can solicit quotations and quote quotations in detail, but the sky is vast, but it is thorough and detailed, up and down for three thousand years. This article might as well embed a few more' golden teeth' (sandwiched between Britain, France and Japan). From this point of view, learning from China and the West is magnificent, and then returning to the sea with the trend of ten thousand streams, breaking through in the middle and spilling thousands of miles, making people want to stop, unable to resist, and unable to refute, so the clouds follow the picture. You can list four paragraphs. Note: People who curse have ink in their stomachs, and those who are scolded are often confused. Therefore, if the scolded person's IQ is not high and his knowledge is not deep, he should use it with caution, otherwise it will be a waste of breath. Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth is a model!

Five paragraphs: the criss-crossing structure of buildings must be strictly guarded against death without leaving gaps. His works are not only horizontally transplanted and vertically inherited, but also tortuous and dazzling. Between words, there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers, and sometimes there are surprises, and sometimes there are witty remarks, so that the scolded person can't be prevented, and he is caught between Scylla and Charybdis, only feeling that there is no way to fight. Note: If you scold brilliantly, it will become literature. Lu Xun's articles are all written in this passage.

Six paragraphs: Wushan ape-crow style has reached six paragraphs, and it is already a famous artist. There is no direct conflict. Make the scolded person feel trapped in Wushan Shudao, where there are mangokus on the top and valleys on the bottom, just like cascading mountains, misty and unpredictable; However, the uncanny workmanship and the crying sound of apes only make the scolded person feel dark and depressed; However, it is in a dilemma, so the monkey crow in Yun Wushan is included in six paragraphs. Note: I'm afraid I have to commit suicide on the spot after being scolded by so many jokes. Even if the psychological quality is good, I am afraid to stay in bed for several months and vomit a few liters.

Seven paragraphs: In the seventh paragraph, anyone can be destroyed, but it seems to be an understatement. After being slapped, the scolded person will never bleed or get hurt. Unexpectedly, after 10 years, I suddenly realized that I had practiced enough, and I couldn't help shouting: I am angry! Died of vomiting blood. It's called the seventh section. Note: if the IQ of this person is not high, then he is really lucky ... Liu often scolds like this, and it often takes a long time to recover. Fortunately, Xiao Shenyang has got the true meaning of theft, otherwise I don't know how many times he has died!

Eight paragraphs: divide the flowers and brush the willow vows. By the eighth paragraph, it has really returned to the original. Although it is earth-shattering, its writing style is different from that of Kun, and its poetic theory is acceptable, with cadence between talking and laughing, if Jeff is close. Because it is insightful and full of philosophy, it is easy to convince people with Tao. It's called Baduan. Note: In fact, both the eminent monk and the senior priest swore in this way ..... After scolding, you have to take it orally and worship him as a teacher. ......

Jiu Duan: At this point, the art of cursing wine as a song is really not swearing. Therefore, it will also spend money and jade, and it will be extraordinary. There is no cloud in Wan Li between words, and the style of writing is like running water, such as Chun Xue. At this time, it is like a flower smile, wrapping the world and suddenly becoming invisible. Shuzhi Liuhe, but the volume is not full. You can climb by appointment. Therefore, the person who was scolded never knew that he was scolded, and even it was discovered and shocked thousands of years later: this was scolded thousands of years ago! It is said that it is a song for wine, because life is really geometry. Note: Only masters have such a level of swearing, so these swearing quotations have become masterpieces of various religions, literature, philosophy and history that later generations admire and learn.

Ten paragraphs: Silence is golden-life is quiet and natural, silence is golden, words are silver, and silence is better than sound. Therefore, the highest honor of the top ten jokes belongs to the silent readers who never speak. But no? Note: There is a real world in your heart, and you care about the right or wrong of this world.