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Ask everyone for a list of subtitles and short films of a movie.
List (with introduction) 1, Raymond Deporton, Raymond Deporton << Summer Cinema > & gt★★☆.
A director who is a complete stranger to me has never seen any of his films.
The film is warm and fresh, lacking creativity, neither good nor bad.
It looks more like a movie theater advertisement to me, and the music is similar.
The two stop-motion shots before two people stood under the street lamp were completely incomprehensible.
2. Beautiful holidays in Kitano Takeshi ★★★★★★★
Old people have always been narcissistic to death, but people have capital and can't help it.
This story is very satisfying.
A man came to the movies on holiday and had three accidents in the middle. It turns out that it is so difficult to watch a movie.
No wonder the hero's expression is quite strange when subtitles appear on the big screen.
Kitano Takeshi's vicissitudes of life face appeared in the window of the projection room, and I couldn't help laughing.
I wonder why the hero finally came back on foot when he came by bike.
Are you trying to imply that you came here on impulse and then returned disappointed? Hmm. How interesting
3. Theo Angelopoulos Theo Angelopoulos < < three minutes ><
★★★
From beginning to end, it reminds me of a word: performance art.
I like that sentence very much: I see that in the long river of time, the rest of our lives are flowing, we have been there for many years, and there are days we have never met before, in order to meet you. At that moment, I realized how much I love you.
4. Andrei Konchalovsky in andrei konchalovsky << in the dark > & gt★★★★☆.
An old woman is addicted to movies, and a young couple are in the cinema.
In the darkness, it seems like a silent story, recalling the past.
People who know movies are old.
Is inheriting the brand a kind of resistance to future generations?
5. nanni moretti nanni moretti << Diary of a Movie Fan > & gt★★★☆.
I'm a movie fan, but I can't reach this level anyway.
Mention the conflict between literary films and commercial films:
You know, Matrix 2 may not be Dad's type.
But dad, we'll go and see it, right?
Anyway, there's nothing to say.
6. Hou Xiaoxian & gt★★★☆.
The first shot appeared. I thought of Hou Xiaoxian for no reason. He has a strong smell.
Shu Qi feels comfortable and Zhang zhen is handsome. Is it true that men are tall and powerful when they wear military uniforms?
I just suspect that if Shu Qi is really pregnant, she should not wear shoes with small high heels, although they are not high.
His films definitely belong to lens films. For example, this time, I failed to understand what he was trying to say.
7. Jean Pierre Dardenne, luc dardenne and luc dardenne < < in the dark > > ★★★★★★★★
I always think that a good movie must have a good script.
In this respect, I feel that the director is a very smart person.
The thief stole in the cinema and met a woman who was immersed in the movie and burst into tears.
I tried to get a tissue, but I touched his hand, pulled it slowly and rubbed it on his face.
I don't think I will forget it.
8. Alejandro gonzalez I of alejandro gonzalez inarritu? Yarritu & lt& lt Anna & gt;; ★★★★★
I quite like this paragraph, well, I just like it.
When they finally embrace, think about the opening sentence that suits them very well:
He loves her wholeheartedly, tender and hopeless.
9. Zhang Yimou & gt★★
First of all, I was a little disappointed when I saw this name. I really have no imagination.
Those children's clothes and faces are too clean.
Their laughter, the form is greater than the content, and the smile is too natural and simple.
Except for a little girl and a little boy hiding under the wall in one of the shots.
She reminds me of Niu Niu in> movies, silly and innocent, ha ha laugh.
To make matters worse, the hero and heroine were brought from the city at first sight, and their eyebrows were not real.
In contrast, adults are much more real, more like people who appeared in front of Zhang Yimou's camera n years ago.
Actors are often unable to save a movie, but it is easy to destroy it.
10, Amos Gitaiamos Gitaihaifa Cinema > & gt★★☆
The last half minute was wonderful, but the abuse of camera weaving technology was really depressing.
I can understand the director's plot. There are too many wars in Israel.
It may be adapted from a true story, or it may be.
Jane campion jane campion Bug Girl > & gt★★★★
Only a woman can make such a story, right?
Even if it's just lady bug, she will be intoxicated with her dancing and would rather die than part.
Finally, the subtitles are made in the way of old films swaying yellow. Praise one.
Atom egoyan, atom egoyan12 < < Aalto, Two Movies >>★
The one I don't like the most, I think it's not good.
13, aki kaurismaki aki kaurismaki < < casting > > ★★★
I don't understand why a Finnish director has such a world first complex.
The first satellite, the first movie and a group of workers. Quite confusing.
14, olivier assayas Olivier assay is < < reignition > > ★★★★★★ ☆.
From the beginning, it was very French.
Pick up the phone and come to an abrupt end. This ending is very handsome.
Youssef chahine15 < <; 47 years later > & gt★★★★★
It's cruel enough to say "Go, nobody knows you anyway".
You can ask some people to buy a piece of tofu and kill them. The director really laughed at himself after imitating Qian Fan.
It can be said that the whole 3 minutes, full, is the precipitation of life.
47 years, a brush.
Nothing is more precious than time in this world. It flows slowly like a river made of gold.
When he said: Young people should be patient, I have been waiting for this moment for 47 years.
Although he smiled, I felt so sad for him that I wanted to cry.
Cai Mingliang16 < <; This is a dream. ★★★★
It's always relaxing.
That distant, home feeling
Lars von Trier Lars von Trier 17 Occupation > & gt★★★★☆ ☆.
That annoying man started talking endlessly, which made me a little excited. Looking forward to the next.
The poor man suddenly exploded, and I froze.
He sat down, nobody looked, and I was even more stupid.
I like these three minutes, except for the bloody scenes for a few seconds, so-
18, gift from Raul Luz Raoul-Ruiz > & gt★★★☆.
Blind fans and nieces study anthropology, which is very interesting.
It's just that I never understood its main idea.
19, claude lelouch Boulevard Movie in claude lelouch > & gt★★★★
A very warm story, I believe, is also a portrayal of many people in that era.
PS: The old mother is really beautiful, and that song & gt episode is also great. Is it a classic?
20. gus van sant > ★★
Americans are really imaginative and like this weird romanticism.
The young man who showed the film just walked into the screen and hugged the beautiful woman.
Roman polanski roman polanski 21< <; Pornographic movies & gt;; ★★★★★
It's a rare movie that I guessed the ending, hehe.
This Jewish director who stayed in a concentration camp filmed my favorite < < pianist > >, so I have deep feelings for him.
Look at that year & gt At that time, I thought he played the sheriff as well as Depardieu, although I didn't know who he was at that time.
22. michael cimino michael cimino << does not need translation > & gt★★
What does the director want? Show the technical power of splicing? Silence. . .
Relatively speaking, it is more interesting for the heroine to tease the director's jokes that make him crazy at first.
23. David Cronenberg, david cronenberg < < The last Jew in the world committed suicide in the last cinema in the world > > ★★★★★
There is another one who doesn't understand what the director is trying to say.
Is it ironic that the media just want to watch from the indifference of the ruins? Or call on everyone to go to the cinema to watch movies, otherwise this is the future?
I'm a little confused. . .
However, as the only actor in the film, I want to say that his acting skills are not bad, and the old man is very cute.
24. Wong Kar-wai << I walked 9000 kilometers to give it to you > & gt★★★★
From the beginning, red seemed to say: I am Wong Kar-wai.
Always illusory and fuzzy shots, ambiguous colors, no dialogue and subtitles.
See Zhang Shuping in the name of the screenwriter. This super beauty means no brushes and pens this time, hehe.
I like the little red shoes of the heroine who has never seen a straight face. Lace is so beautiful.
A profile shot of the hero almost thought it was Leslie Cheung for an instant.
A: Can I have a light?
Yes, I walked 9000 kilometers just to give it to you.
What a good line! Unfortunately, I haven't seen this film & gt
25. abbas kiarostami, abbas kiarostami << Where is my Romeo > & gt★★
Become sensitive in pursuit of sensational effects. The content is empty. I am familiar with the soundtrack, although I can't elaborate.
But in the end, the old lady was really nice and very emotional.
26. billy august Bile in August << & gt★★★★☆.
I was really worried when those three men approached the heroine.
This story is very interesting. This will not be the last date, will it?
27. elia suleiman elia suleiman << clumsy > & gt★★★★★
They are also Israelis. Why is there such a big gap?
The opening reminds me of the American director gus van sant.
There are similarities, but as soon as I saw this, the difference came out immediately.
The toilet part is very interesting. Is it a collection of cold jokes?
Finally, well, it was quite unexpected.
28. Mano de Oliveira Harmano de Oliveira <<'s only meeting > & gt★★★☆.
It turns out that the Pope and Stalin can be called comrades-in-arms, because they have such "similar actions".
Khrushchev and the Pope also have similarities.
29. walter salles Water Sales << 8944km from Cannes > & gt★★★☆.
The cross talk between the two was very lively, and they talked about kung fu neatly. They also sang a small birthday hymn of Cannes.
It's just that I was thinking, what if this is just a cross talk and there is no movie?
Why don't they just go to Cannes and talk about live crosstalk?
30. wim Wenders WIM Wenders < < postwar peace > > ★★★★★★★★
When the lens in the tent changed from color to black and white, I thought, this is Wenders.
Seeing the children's eyes moist, I thought to myself at first: What is there to cry about a commercial film about war?
When the subtitles appeared, I suddenly understood,
For the audience, the image of the bullet is meaningless.
For those who are deeply involved, it is the root of all pain.
Such pictures and sounds make all the wounds burst out.
Wenders, you didn't let me down.
PS: See> and>, Khan.
3 1, Chen Kaige << Zhu Xinzhuang > & gt★★★★☆ ☆.
The child's performance is a little better than that in Lao Zhang's film, but. . . Still don't feel good enough.
Everything else is fine, riding a bike is more classic.
China has five directors.
32. ken roach ken loach << Happy Ending > & gt★★★★
What a great idea! What a good father!
But if I wait in line at the back to listen to their conversation, I will be a little crazy, too.
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