Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - In 213, all the classical Chinese in the first volume of Chinese textbooks for grade eight in shandong education press.

In 213, all the classical Chinese in the first volume of Chinese textbooks for grade eight in shandong education press.

humble room inscription

original text

the mountain is not high, but there are immortals, so it is famous. The water is not deep, and the dragon is the spirit. I am a humble room, but I am virtuous. The moss marks are green on the upper stage, and the grass color is green in the curtain. Laughing and having a great scholar, no Bai Ding. You can tune the lute and read the golden classics. There is no confusion, and there is no cumbersome form. Zhuge Lu in Nanyang and Yunting Pavilion in West Shu. Kong Ziyun: "What's wrong with it?"

Translation:

The mountain is not about height, but with immortals, you can spread your fame far and wide. Water doesn't lie in depth. With dragons, it looks aura. This is a humble house, just because of my high moral character. The traces of moss climb the steps, green and green; The color of green grass is reflected in the bamboo curtain, and it is green. All the people who talk and laugh here are knowledgeable and virtuous people, and there are no people with shallow knowledge who associate with me. Can be used (can be used: can be used. ) play the unadorned piano and read Buddhist scriptures. No orchestral music disturbs the ears, and no official documents make people tired. (My humble room is really comparable) Zhuge Liang's thatched cottage in Nanyang and the pavilion of Yangzi Cloud in West Shu. Confucius said, "What's humble about it?"

Aileen said

The flowers of land and water plants are very lovely. Jin Tao Yuanming loves chrysanthemums alone; Since Li Tang came, the world has loved peony; To love the lotus alone, the mud is not stained, and it is clear but not demon. It is straight outside, not creeping, and the fragrance is far away and clear. It is graceful and quiet, but it can be viewed from a distance without being ridiculous. To call chrysanthemum, the hermit of flowers is also; Peony, the flower is rich; Lotus, the gentleman of flowers is also. Hey! The love of chrysanthemum is rarely heard after pottery; The love of lotus, who is the giver; The love of peony is suitable for many people.

There are many flowers of all kinds of vegetation in water and on land that are worth loving. Tao Yuanming of the Eastern Jin Dynasty only loved chrysanthemums. Since Li's Tang Dynasty, peonies have been loved by the world. I only like the lotus, because it grows out of the mud but is not polluted. After being washed with clear water, it doesn't look seductive. Its stems are hollow and straight outside, and it doesn't get involved. Its fragrance spreads far and wide, and it becomes more and more quiet. People can only watch it from a distance, but they can't play with it at will. I think chrysanthemum is a hermit in flowers; Peony is a rich person in flowers; Lotus is a gentleman among flowers. Alas! Tao Yuanming's love for chrysanthemums has rarely been heard of since. For the love of lotus, who else is like me? There should be many people who like peony!

The original text Ailian said that Zhou Dunyi's flowers of land and water vegetation were very sweet. Jin Tao Yuanming loves chrysanthemums alone; Since Li Tanglai, everyone loves peony; To love the lotus alone, the mud is not stained, and it is clear but not demon. It is straight outside, not creeping, and the fragrance is far away and clear. It is slim and graceful, so you can look at it from a distance without being ridiculous. To call chrysanthemum, the hermit of flowers is also; Peony, the flower is rich; Lotus, the gentleman of flowers is also. Hey! The love of chrysanthemum is rarely heard after pottery; Who gives the love of lotus? The love of peony is suitable for all! There are many flowers of all kinds of vegetation in water and land, which are worth loving. Tao Yuanming of the Eastern Jin Dynasty only loved chrysanthemums. Since Li's Tang Dynasty, peonies have been loved by the world. I only like the lotus, because it grows out of the mud but is not polluted. After being washed with clear water, it doesn't look seductive. Its stems are hollow and straight outside, and it doesn't get involved. Its fragrance spreads far and wide, and it becomes more and more quiet. People can only watch it from a distance, but they can't play with it at will. I think chrysanthemum is a hermit in flowers; Peony is a rich person in flowers; Lotus is a gentleman among flowers. Alas! Tao Yuanming's love for chrysanthemums has rarely been heard of since. For the love of lotus, who else is like me? There should be many people who like peony!

The Story of the Nuclear Boat

The original text

It is known that Wang Shuyuan, a very clever man, can carve an olive nuclear boat (two years after Qianlong) into a palace, utensils (mǐn), figures, even birds, animals, wood and stones, and Wang (wǐ ng) with different modalities because of the situation. Taste Yi Yu nuclear boat one, cover Dasu Pan Chibi Cloud.

the length of the boat from head to tail is about eight points (ò u) odd (jī) and the height is about two meters (shǔ). The middle porch is the cabin, and the canopy covers it. There are small windows on the side, four on the left and four on the right, and eight on the * * *. Open the window and look at it, and the carved column faces each other. If it is closed, it will be engraved on the right with the words "the mountain is high and the moon is small, and the bottom is clear", and on the left with the words "the breeze is Xu Lai, and the water waves are quiet", and it will be engraved with the words "Shi Qingsan".

There are three people sitting at the bow, with Dongpo being the one with the middle-crowned (guān) and the bearded (rán), Fo Yin on the right and Lu Zhi on the left. Sue and Huang * * * read a book. Dongpo's right hand holds the roll end, and his left hand caresses Lu Zhi's back. Lu Zhi held the end of the volume in his left hand and the volume in his right hand, saying something. Dongpo's right foot, Lu Zhi's left foot, all the micro-sides, compared with their knees, are all hidden in the pleats (zhě). Fo Yin is absolutely "mi" le, topless (ò u) and breast (rǔ), and arrogant (ji ǔ o). His expression does not belong to Su and Huang (zhǔ). Lying on your right knee, you can support the boat with your right arm, while standing on your left knee and leaning on it with your left arm-the beads can be counted vividly.

the stern of the boat lies horizontally (jí). There is one boat on each side. The person who lives on the right has his spine (chuí) on his back, his left hand leans against a log, and his right hand climbs (pān) his right toe, which makes him scream. Those who live on the left hold a palm leaf fan in their right hand, and touch (f incarnation) the stove with their left hand. There is a pot on the stove, and their eyes are silent, if they listen to the tea.

if the back of the ship is slightly lost, the inscription reads "Autumn Day in René (xū), King Yishu of Yuú (yú) Mountain is just carved", which is as fine as a mosquito's foot, and its color is inky. He also used the seal (zhuàn) chapter 1, which reads "Chu Pingshan people", and its color is Dan.

if you plan a boat, you will be five; For window eight; For ruò awning, for pan, for stove, for pot, for hand roll, for rosary; Couplets, the title and seal (zhuàn) text, for the word * * * thirty have (yuu) four; And its long (céng) is not surplus. Cover the peach stone and trim the narrowness. Hey, the skill is also strange!

Translation

In the Ming Dynasty, there was a man named Wang Shuyuan who had special skills. He could carve palaces, cups, plates, bowls, saucers and other daily necessities, figures and stones with tiny round wood with a diameter of one inch. There is nothing that does not simulate the shapes of those things according to the original appearance of wood, and each has its own attitude. He once gave me a boat carved with peach stones, which turned out to be Su Shi's wandering around the Red Cliff.

The boat is about eight minutes long from beginning to end, about two yellow rice grains high. The high and open part in the middle is the cabin, which is covered with a canopy made of bamboo leaves. There are small windows on both sides of the cabin, four on the left and four on the right, and eight on the one. When you open the window, the carved railings are opposite to each other. When you close the window, the words "The mountain is high and the moon is small, the truth comes out" are engraved on the right (window), and the words "The breeze is Xu Lai, the water waves are quiet" are engraved on the left (window), and they are painted with azurite in the sunken place where the words are engraved.

There are three people sitting in the bow. The man with a tall hat and thick beard in the middle is Su Dongpo, Fo Yin is on his right and Huang Luzhi is on his left. Su Dongpo and Huang Lu Zhi looked at a long scroll of painting and calligraphy. Su Dongpo's right hand holds the right end of the picture scroll, and his left hand gently presses Lu Zhi's back. Lu Zhi left hand holding the left end of the picture scroll, right hand pointing to the picture scroll, as if talking about something. Dongpo shows his right foot, Lu Zhi shows his left foot, and his body leans slightly. Their knees close to each other (Dongpo's left knee and Lu Zhi's right knee) are hidden in the pleats at the bottom of the paper. Fo Yin is very much like Maitreya, a Buddhist bodhisattva. He bares his chest, shows his nipples and looks up. His expression is different from that of Su and Huang. He lay down on his right knee, supported on the boat with his right arm bent, and stood on his left knee, with a string of beads hanging on his left knee-beads can be counted clearly one by one.

there is a paddle across the stern, and there is a boatman on the left and right sides of the paddle. The boatman on the right, with a pyramidal bun on his back, leans his left hand against a crossbar and pulls his right toe with his right hand, as if calling out loudly. The man on the left holds a Pu Kui fan in his right hand and a stove in his left hand. There is a teapot on the stove. The man looks straight at the tea stove and looks calm, as if listening to the sound of tea.

The bottom of the boat is slightly flat, and the name is engraved on the back of the boat. The words are "The apocalypse is endless in autumn, and Wang Yishu of Yushan has just carved it". The handwriting is as thin as a mosquito's foot, and the strokes are clear. The color of the words is black. Also engraved with a seal character stamp, the text is "Chupingshan people", and the color of the word is red.

A total of five people are engraved on a boat; Eight windows; A awning, a paddle, a stove, a teapot, a hand roll and a rosary; There are thirty-four characters * * * engraved on couplets, titles and seals. But its length is less than one inch. It is carved by selecting long and narrow peach stones. Hey! The skill is really clever and wonderful!

The trip to the Avenue is also

the original

The trip to the Avenue is also a trip to the world, and the world is public, so we should choose talents and (jǔ) abilities, and make friends and make amends. An old friend is not only close to his relatives, but also an only son and son, so that the old will have an end, the young will be useful, the young will have a strong point, and those who are sorry, widowed, lonely, alone and disabled will be supported, and men will have points and women will return. If the goods are abandoned to the ground, there is no need to hide them in yourself; You don't have to do it for yourself. Therefore, it is called "Datong" to seek closure but not to prosper, to steal thieves and not to do it, so to leave the house without closing it.

Translation

When the road is implemented, the world is owned by people. People with high moral character and capable people are selected, and (everyone) stresses honesty and fosters harmony. Therefore, people not only rely on their relatives to support their relatives, but also raise their children, so that the elderly can enjoy their old age, the mature people can serve the society, the children can grow up healthily, and the elderly without wives, the elderly without husbands, the young without fathers, the elderly without children and the disabled are all supported. Men have jobs and women have homes. For wealth, people hate the phenomenon of throwing it on the ground, but they don't have to hide it themselves; People are willing to do their best for public affairs, not necessarily for their own personal gain. Therefore, evil schemes will not happen, theft, rebellion and harm will not happen, and (every household) will not have to close the door. This is called an ideal society.

Looking at Yue

Author: Du Fu

what a majestic sight of holy Mountain Tai!, vast greens stretch across Qi and Lu, the two lands high..

the Maker endowed all the mystic Nature grace here, and? a day at once into dawn and dusk comes by..

colorful clouds lave? my bosom free and easy, and the birds fly back and forth before my strained eye..

once climbing to the top of the peek, one would see, the other mountains all appear dwarfs under the sky..

Translation

Mount Tai, how magnificent are you?

you are tall and green, and you straddle Qilu.

The creator gave it to you, which concentrated magnificence and magic.

Your lofty mountain peaks divided the north and south into morning and evening.

Looking at the clouds and rising clouds, it makes people's minds clean.

Watching the returning birds whirl into the mountains makes people's eyes want to break.

One day, I will climb to the top of your mountain, and

I will have a clear view of the small mountains around me!

A Dream of Spring

Author: Du Fu

though a country be sundered, hills and rivers endure, and spring comes green again to trees and grasses.

where petals have been shed like tears, and lonely birds have sung their grief.

after the war-fires of three months, one message from home is worth a ton of gold.

I stroke my white hair. It has grown too thin, to hold the hairpins any more.

Translation

The fallen country of Chang 'an is broken, only the mountains and rivers remain the same.

When spring comes, the city is empty and sparsely populated, and the vegetation is dense and deep.

It's hard to stop tears from splashing in the face of sentimental state affairs.

The separation of relatives and birds makes people feel heart-pounding, which increases their resentment.

There have been frequent wars since beginning of spring, which have spread in March.

Where is your home? News from the state is rare, and a letter is worth thousands of dollars.

When I think about scratching my head with sadness, my white hair gets shorter and shorter.

My hair falls off so short and little that I can hardly insert it.

Shihao officials

Original text:

In Shihao village at dusk, officials catch people at night. The old man walked over the wall and the old woman went out to watch.

why bother when an official shouts and a woman cries! Before listening to the wife's speech: three men guarding Yecheng.

one man attached a book, and two men died in battle. Those who live and drag out an ignoble existence, the dead are long gone!

there's no one in the room, only the breast and the grandson. There are grandmothers who have not gone, and there are no skirts in and out.

Although the old woman is weak, please come back from the official night, and be in urgent need of service in the river and yang, so that you can prepare for the morning cooking.

a long night's silence is like weeping and choking. Dawn will ascend to the future, leaving the old man alone.

Translation:

In the evening, I stayed in Shihao Village, and officers came to arrest people at night. The old man fled over the wall, and the old woman went out to look at it.

how fierce the officers shouted and how painful the old woman cried!

I heard the old woman go up and talk to the officers: Three sons should defend Yecheng. One son sent a message back, and two sons died in battle recently. The living live one day at a time, and the dead are finished forever! There are no other men in the family, only the grandson who is still nursing. Because there is a grandson, his mother has not left, and there is no complete clothes in and out. Old woman, although my strength is weak, please let me follow you back to the barracks tonight, enlist in Henan as soon as possible, and prepare breakfast for the army tomorrow.

it's late at night, and the voice is gone, as if I heard someone crying vaguely. It's dawn, and I'm on my way. I can only say goodbye to the old man.

Three Gorges

Original text

From the 7-mile Three Gorges, the two banks are connected with mountains, and there is no gap. Rocks are stacked on top of each other, hiding the sky from the sun. Since midnight in the pavilion, there is no sunrise (xΡ) month.

As for Xiashui Xiangling, it is blocked along the back. Or the king ordered an urgent announcement, and sometimes he went to the White Emperor and went to Jiangling at dusk. During this period, although he took the wind, he did not take the disease.

in spring and winter, the green pool is turbulent and the reflection is clear. Jueji (y m 4 n) has many strange cypresses, hanging springs and waterfalls, and flying in the meantime. Qing Rong jun Mao, a lot of fun.

at the beginning of every sunny day, the forest is cold and sorrowful, and there are often high apes whistling, which is a kind of (zh incarnation) that leads to sadness, and the hollow valley resounds, and the sorrow turns to a long time. Therefore, the fisherman sang, "The Wuxia Gorge of the Three Gorges in Badong is long, and the apes sing three times with tears (cháng).

Translation

Between 7 miles of the Three Gorges, the mountains on both sides of the Three Gorges are connected with mountains, and there is no air gap. The overlapping rock peaks cover the sky and the sun like barriers. If it is not noon, you can't see the sun; If it's not midnight, you can't see the moon. In summer, the river overflows the mountains, and the ships going downstream and upstream are blocked. If the emperor's orders are urgent to convey, sometimes they leave Baidicheng in the morning and arrive in Jiangling in the evening. There are about 12 miles in the middle, even if riding a galloping horse and driving a high wind, it is not as fast as it.

In spring and winter, the white rapids swirl with clear waves, and the green pools reflect various scenery. There are many grotesque coopers growing on the extremely high mountain peaks, and the hanging spring waterfalls fly down from them. Clear water, glorious trees, high mountains and lush grass are really a lot of fun.

Every autumn rain in Chu Qing, the cold forest and mountain stream are silent in the frosty morning. There are often apes singing in high places, and their cries are continuous, and their voices are very bleak. There is an echo in the empty valley, and the sadness is euphemistic, and it takes a long time to disappear. So the fisherman sang: "The Wuxia Gorge in the Three Gorges of Badong is long, and the apes sing three times and cry."

Thank you for the book in Chinese

Original text:

The beauty of mountains and rivers has been talked about since ancient times. The towering peaks of the mountains, the clouds, clear streams clear bottom. The stone walls of both sides are colorful and reflect each other. Green forests and green bamboos are available in four seasons. Dawn fog will rest, apes and birds will sing; The evening is about to fall, and the scales are sinking. This is really a fairyland on earth. Since Xie lingyun in the southern dynasty, no one has been able to appreciate the marvelous scenery.

Translation:

People have talked about the magnificence of mountains and rivers since ancient times. The peak here is inserted into the sky, the clear stream is clear and clear, and the cliffs on both sides of the river complement each other in the sun. Pale forests and green.