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Some people even make sentences. .
Zhuangzi asked Confucius how to hit people.
Confucius said: if you hit someone with a brick, you can look at your face and die hard. If the brick is broken, you can use shoes. It's an honor.
Zhuangzi also asked Mencius for advice. '
Mencius said: still use bricks, shine on your head, and finish your hands with one hand, but you can't afford it. If it's stationary, get on it and do your best.
Can't go back, just listening. If you are still angry, you will die, you will die. Stop, rest, be afraid
Zhuangzi said, Confucius and Mencius are so vicious that I will be shot.
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