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Cantonese sentence that killed Duan's hand
Lead: It is said that the current performers are brilliant, but you don't know that Cantonese people have been speaking jingles since elementary school or even kindergarten. The following are Cantonese sentences that I collected to kill performers. Welcome to refer to them!
1. Classic Three-character Classics (small part) Laughing and Riding Viper
I don't feel anything here.
Let's go Beautiful world.
Go away without a nose.
If I had known, I wouldn't have been able to beg for clothes
Take your life when you are sick.
Close training.
Make an earthquake without help
Posture is not practical.
Finger to face
There must be some money left.
Eye light equals sky light.
I made a random scam.
A long gift without sunbathing.
Pot-bellied without conscience
Prawn tastes better than shit.
People with the right slag have scars.
Middle boundary riding monster
2. Funny words, gentle in appearance and open in heart.
The middle line, psychopathy
Once successful, incoherent.
The head is pointed and the forehead is narrow, and there is no Quaker.
Commercial enterprises, how to eat?
Have words and deeds, martial arts guidance
Straight in the middle, straight at the end, begging.
Old beans beat small beans to keep fit.
Beat the old beans, bless the Buddha.
Fool, sit and bury one
A generation of clock gods, enough time to leave.
Eyes are big and dull, nose is big and vacuuming.
Riding with two ears teaches bad ancestors.
Yushu is facing the wind, and underwear wears holes.
Handsome, covered with lice
3. Make a detailed statement. Sentence 1234567: more work, more gain.
By the way, I am stupid. I treat you to roast goose.
Fight bicycles and turn them into motorcycles.
You have to be awesome and wear a helmet.
Afraid of death, but also want to eat chicken.
You blew me up.
You stewed me for a long time.
The elephant insisted on catching it.
Fat boy's head is bigger than buffalo's.
Fat hands are thinner than peas.
Smell it and refresh your mind.
Take a rope to relax your muscles.
Sooner or later, the dragon will wear the phoenix.
No, pants from all over the world? Pass the dragon?
One-eyed boy
Watch it, big underpants.
Big head, big brain, long brain.
Losing is worse than losing.
My mother drools when she sees her son-in-law.
Nine out of ten men are rolling and one out of ten is a fool.
4. Sing the sentences in detail. Elephants can dance.
A young horse can climb trees.
A fox can repel a battle.
Less pain equals encouragement.
Do some exercise and don't close your eyes.
Sorry, cheers.
Put a p, here you are.
I chased it hard and chased it to the garbage dump.
Guan zhuan zhuan ju yuan
Fried rice cake sweet dumplings
Grandma calls me dragon boat.
I don't want to see chickens.
I'll sell the chicken when it's big.
It rained heavily and flooded the streets.
Agadan Chaishang Jiemai
A-mei wears fancy shoes in the street.
As for the truth of love, distance is like a pearl, and distance is like a salted fish.
Life is precious, but love is more expensive.
If you don't cover it, you have to knock over the friendly match.
Three women and one market.
San ge nan Ren Han ju ju
Never mind eternity.
I only care about whether it is thorough or not.
You are really loved by everyone.
Open the lid when you see the coffin.
You are interested in distance.
From the time you lost your mind
I fell in love with you at first sight and said nothing.
I have been looking for you for three days, but no one has been looking for you everywhere.
Marry you in five days and stay together for sixty years.
6. Poetry of school scum.
Adapted from Mulan Poetry
I thought I couldn't recite a few poems when I was studying in coffee.
What a stupid song! Is it easy?
You won't know if you don't know.
The exam is exciting enough, but I don't know the question.
I don't know in class, many styles will be noisy.
Self-study is the same as knowledge, and distance is accumulated.
Born in China, died in China.
If you want me to learn English, it is possible.
It is also my character that English is not qualified.
The teacher takes full responsibility for failing math.
What should I do if the language is unqualified?
Doing well in the exam depends entirely on isolation.
If you don't do well in the exam, you won't know how to do it in isolation
Going back to school every day is more worrying, and the teacher talks about the wild.
I heard that it was like sleepwalking, and I criticized it again and again for no reason.
Do your homework like revenge, do your homework like fishing.
When I go back to school, it will be left, and it will get worse every day.
All the classes are copied, and one department will not be handed in.
Go back to school for a coke after school.
Ring the bell and fly separately, another day.
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