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Our school teacher asked us to talk about interesting things about ourselves for 5 minutes in class. What should I talk about?
This is something that happened very early, let me show it to you: As usual, I came to the second floor of the dining hall to wait for my apprentice to appear. I was eating while waiting. After eating, she Here we are.
We sat at the dining table at the far end. I showed her some of my Rubik's Cubes. Actually, it was because this was the last time I taught her. Because the college entrance examination was the day after tomorrow, I would go back after the college entrance examination. Since I was in mainland China, I would never see her again. I decided that the last class would be about polishing the Rubik's Cube and introducing some brands. I had about 10 different Rubik's Cubes in my bag. I took them out and told her one by one. The characteristics of each Rubik's Cube and how to choose a Rubik's Cube that suits you
At this moment, there were about 3 or 4 junior high school students watching. At this moment, a junior high school student suddenly came over. He looked like he was in the second or third grade of junior high school, or maybe a freshman in high school. He walked to the dining table
and said to me: Are you teaching them how to play the Rubik's Cube
I said: Yes< /p>
He said: Oh, I thought you were selling Rubik's cubes
I smiled and said: Haha, no
He turned around and took a step, then turned around and walked away again Come here: Can you make six sides?
I said: Not bad
He said: Can you guarantee that you will make six sides every time?
Me He smiled: I should be able to do it.
He paused, raised his neck, looked at me condescendingly (because I was sitting) and said: I can finish six sides in three minutes, do you believe it? ?
I smiled: I believe it
He glanced at me and snorted,
Then he picked up a Rubik's Cube from the table. It was Yan Er, who messed up the twisting method with his palms, and then bumped the Rubik's Cube on the table, making a loud noise to tell everyone to start the recovery. I sat and watched the Rubik's Cube turning in his hands, and it was probably over. After more than 30 seconds, I thought it was time to take out the Rubik's Cube and teach this arrogant person a lesson. I picked up a National C Cube from the table, scrambled it at a moderate speed, and then began to restore it. When the restoration was completed, the first When I was picking up a Rubik's Cube, I looked up at him. He had not yet recovered. At this time, my apprentice picked up the Rubik's Cube and asked me how to solve a certain phenomenon on the top. I tried my best to restore my apprentice's Rubik's Cube as quickly as possible. (Dream), I won’t explain it to my apprentice for the time being, so I picked up another Rubik’s Cube and solved it. After each solution, I looked up at the kid. When I finished solving the fifth Rubik’s Cube, including the one that my apprentice had just solved. I didn't understand how to recover the phenomenon on the top of the Rubik's Cube in the first two floors. I didn't look at him again because I heard the sound and he was still recovering. Then he started to explain to the apprentice how to solve the phenomenon just now. About 20 seconds passed. , he finished the restoration, looked down at the five Rubik's Cubes that had been restored on the table, put the Wild Goose in his hand on the table, and left in despair without saying a word.
I turned around and said to my apprentice: The most taboo thing about playing Rubik's Cube is showing off. No matter what you do, this is the case. For example, this person just thought he was very fast after three minutes, but he didn't expect it. The only thing is that there will be someone faster than him. For example, if you can solve the Rubik's Cube in 20 seconds, you think you are awesome and show off everywhere. What if there is a master who can solve the Rubik's Cube in 20 seconds next to you? Have you ever thought about it, so no matter what we do, our purpose is to complete it, rather than showing off everywhere. This is true for the Rubik's Cube, and so is life.
When I was restoring the Rubik's Cube, now that I think about it, it took about 35 seconds for each Rubik's Cube. My current speed is roughly the same. I used layer first, but used three edges at the end.
I am telling this incident. Firstly, I think it is interesting and I want to share it with you. Secondly, I want to tell those who are too self-satisfied to do everything. Now that you have done it, you must do it well. Completing it perfectly is our original intention. If you think you are the best in the world after completing it, show it off everywhere, just in case there is a more powerful master next to you at this time. Is someone not far away from you watching you?
After the man left, my apprentice laughed, I laughed too, and the onlookers standing around me all laughed...
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