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The chat between father and daughter is something every parent should tell their children.

The chat between father and daughter, such careful teaching, is heartwarming and touching, and it is worth every parent telling their children!

(Chat record of father and daughter)

Dad: My dear daughter, is get out of class over?

Daughter: Dad, I just finished class and am about to go to dinner!

Dad: Okay, Dad is looking for you to transfer your living expenses. Is 2,000 a month enough for you now?

Daughter: Dad, that’s enough money

Dad: OK, I’ll transfer it to you right away. (Then transfer 2,000 yuan)

Daughter: (My daughter collects the bill) Thank you dad

Dad: Well, take care of yourself, buy whatever you want, don’t treat yourself badly

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Daughter: If you want to buy whatever you want, then...

Dad: What's wrong, girl, if you have any questions, just tell daddy

Daughter: Dad, There is something I don’t know whether I should say or not

Dad: If you have something to say, just tell dad. Don’t hesitate to talk to dad. Dad will help you analyze the problem and make suggestions

Daughter: That’s right. My roommate is the same as me. Her family also gives her 2,000 yuan in living expenses every month

Daughter: But her quality of life is much higher than mine, and she has snacks every day. And she often changes into new clothes

Dad: According to you, then 2,000 per month is not enough for her. Does she go to work to make money?

Dad: If she goes to work, you can’t imitate her. It’s not worth it if you delay your studies.

Daughter: No, she doesn’t go to work, she is in love.

Daughter: She came back from a date yesterday and told me that she doesn’t like that boy, she just likes that boy to pay for her.

Daughter: There are several other girls in our class who are like this too , they also laughed at me for being stupid for not finding a boyfriend to pay for it despite being very beautiful. It’s a pity that my face is such a shame

Daughter: They also said that if they had faces as beautiful as mine that could attract boys, they wouldn’t be able to attract boys at all. There is no need to ask for money from home, they will find a long-term meal ticket

Dad: Girl, thank you for trusting dad and telling me this

Dad: (Transfer another 1,000 to my daughter Yuan) Daughter, starting from this month, dad will give you 1,000 more every month, which you can use as you wish

Dad: Whether you buy snacks or clothes, you have to remember one thing, no matter what you buy, Spend more of your own money

Dad: Dad tells you that we have to pay for it ourselves at any time. This is the real quality of life

Dad; rely on your boyfriend to pay for it , that’s not called life, that’s called parasites

Dad: Also, if you meet a boy you like and start falling in love, please tell me

Dad: Dad every month I’ll give you another 1,000 yuan to fund your relationship

Dad: Girl, remember, don’t forget to bring your wallet every time you go on a date, because others are soft-spoken and short-handed

Dad : Dad is a man, and he definitely understands men better than you do. Men always love women who are independent and self-loving

Daughter: Dad, I understand. What you said makes sense. If I fall in love, I will definitely do it. Tell you

Daughter: I will remember my father’s words and remind myself all the time

Dad: My dear daughter, thank you for your trust. You are my father’s darling.

Dad has something else to tell you. There will always be scum among men, but there are also elites.

Dad: You must learn to identify scum, you must know right from wrong, and you must stay away from scum when you encounter one. It’s worth being sad for such a person

Dad: You have to study hard, be a self-reliant person, and work hard to improve yourself. When you stand higher and higher, you will easily stand out among the crowd. Identifying elites

Dad: You will always be my dad's darling, but dad will leave one day, and you will need a better man to love you in the future

Dad: Now you just need to work hard to make yourself better and better.

Daughter: [crying] Thank you, Dad

Dad: Girl, put the money away first, Dad I have a few more important words to tell you

Daughter: (charge 1,000) Dad, what are you talking about?

Dad: That is, love may be unpredictable, but your parents will always be at home waiting for you. Children, you must understand that the right spouse is your ally in the battlefield of life

Dad : Instead of finding someone who can satisfy your laziness and dependence, someone will pour you a cup of hot water and give you a supper in the middle of the night. This is not a rare species. Just hire a nanny.

Dad: But in reality, many girls are always moved to death by this low-cost contribution, thinking that it is true love

Dad: Children should remember that investing in themselves and growing themselves is what is worth doing in their lives.

Daughter: Thank you, dad. Although I can’t fully understand what you said, I am very lucky and happy to have a good dad like you.

Daughter: No matter what I do in the future Whenever you encounter any difficulties, you will always think about what your father said today

Dad: Good boy, you are my parents’ eternal pride

Daughter: Thank you, Dad