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On Zhang Ga's Character and Image
He is very brave. One evening, the devil suddenly surrounded the ghost. All the men, women and children in the village cowered in the corner, afraid to come out, waiting for disaster. Gazi also shuddered at that time. But when Grandpa Zhong jumped into the yard and gave Gazi a sickle and told him not to be afraid, Gazi immediately cheered. Uncle Zhong asked the devil if he dared to come in and hold a sickle. Gazi said categorically, "Dare!" He and Uncle Zhong are hiding behind the courtyard gate. When the devils outside were "walking", there was a gunshot and they shouted: "The No.8 road inside came out!" At that time, when Xiao Gazi saw that the old Zhong Shu was as motionless as steel, he did the same, encouraging himself and staying still. When the devil was fooling, "The eighth route came out, and I saw you. If you don't come out, I will shoot. " Even when the bayonet poked in the crack of the door and almost missed his crown, he saw that the old clock book could not get out of the atmosphere, and his heart was not chaotic, and Xiao Gazi's spirit was more vigorous. Even imagine that if the devil comes quickly, he will hold his head down like mowing the grass. A teenager can be as brave as a battle-hardened veteran in the face of cruel Japanese machine guns and bayonets.
He is very witty. When the Eighth Route Army was thinking about how to lead the devils out of the village, Gazi volunteered. He first thought of sneaking into the enemy's rear on the grounds of "sending eggs to Taijun" and acting according to circumstances, but the "white neck" of the door would not let him in anyway; When he saw Uncle Chun Gang, the "liaison", coming out from the inside, he wanted Uncle Chun Gang to tell him a feeling and then go in. Uncle Chun Gang misunderstood his meaning and sent the eggs directly to the stove. Xiao Gazi was in tears, but he didn't give up and was still looking for every opportunity he could take advantage of. He used the opportunity of chatting with the puppet army "Red Eye" to light the back of Red Eye's coat with a cigarette butt. When the red eye was burned, he took the opportunity to tie a wicker whip to a dog's tail and set it on fire. The dog was frightened by the sudden explosion of firecrackers and ran around, making pots and pans rattle. The devils inside thought that the Eighth Route Army had entered, and they were scared out of their wits. Have withdrawn from the compound, the captain of the Eighth Route Army Military Region outside is ready to beat the enemy out of the water! Thanks to Gazi's ingenuity, he was able to lure the enemy out of the hospital.
Gazi values friendship and knows how to be grateful. When Uncle Zhong lived in Gazi's house, he often told Gazi stories, playing riddles, Allegro and jokes. He really hits it off, but he can't tear apart his unchanging friend. Gazi especially worships Zhong Shu and thinks that Zhong Shu is the closest person. Later, the old man was taken away by the devil, and Gazi inquired about his whereabouts everywhere and always wanted to save him. When he heard that the Japanese might pass a place with Uncle Zhong, he joined the battle without hesitation. It is the busiest time when the Eighth Route Army takes advantage of favorable terrain to beat the enemy to flight.
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