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Endless tower defense; Which is bigger, the Alliance Building or the Desert Temple?
In class, the teacher asked: Who is the best in Journey to the West, and which child knows?
Xiaohong: the Monkey King is the best, he has seventy-two changes;
Xiao Qiang: No, this is Guanyin. She can recite spells.
Dongdong: No, Tathagata is the best. He slapped Monkey Sun for five hundred years at the foot of Wuzhishan!
The teacher looked at Xiao Ming who was thinking and asked, Xiao Ming, do you know who is the best?
Xiao Ming: Teacher, I don't think anything is good. The Monkey King's father is the best, because he can dry stones and get pregnant.
Teacher: Get out. (This is a joke! )
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