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Feel the emotional state of mind. You are like milk in my mouth, only temporarily nourishing.
First, my waywardness towards you, and my irrationality towards you, have long been abandoned in the lonely street with your boredom.
second, everyone in this world is an actor, others love to pretend to be decent, so I love to pretend to be dishonest.
third, I am not good at sweet words, but I will love you with all my heart. Is that enough?
Fourth, youth hesitates between love and not love.
fifth, he can't drink enough, and he dares to fly a plane after drinking!
6. Your sad face barely came, and now the oath has vanished.
seven, it's not that I don't care, it's because I put my heart elsewhere for the time being. Actually, it's good.
8. Please don't go back and indulge the unruly life before.
nine, you are like milk in my mouth, only temporarily nourishing.
X. The sequel of love will be performed soon, and the definition of happiness will be written by myself.
Xi. There is no joy when you should laugh, no tears when you should cry, and no promise when you should believe.
12. I am so tired now because of you.
Thirteen, there are bad idiots, good idiots, lovable idiots, hateful idiots, born idiots, blind idiots and non-blind idiots in this world. In short, there are so many idiots that you can't count them. All you need to do is try to distinguish what kind of idiots each other is.
Fourteen, xxx, I'll take you to the Bird's Nest later. If I'm here, he dare not let me in.
Fifteen, who meets who will have what kind of dialogue, and who is separated is not equally wonderful.
XVI. I hope our ending is like Yan Shuangying and oranges.
seventeen, I can't afford to pick up the pieces, so I'll throw them away.
eighteen, if I really disappear, who will think of me and who will cry for me?
nineteen, I don't know what is the opposite of my heart. Maybe it's happiness, maybe it's a wound, others don't understand it, and I may not understand it either. Some people like to put happiness on the opposite side of their hearts. When they are cold and lonely, they turn around and look at it to feel the warmth of the past, maybe feel warm and maybe feel strength. Then, inform myself that life is so wonderful! There is gorgeous sunshine when you come.
2. The world is so congested that only loneliness and helplessness remain.
twenty-one, I always like to see others happy recently.
twenty-two, the loneliness of a flower, I don't have to wronged you to enjoy it with me again, until your candlelight has gone out.
twenty-three, people have a fear of complexity, thinking that complexity represents poverty. In fact, this is a misconception. Complexity is a state of mind. If you put yourself in a complex form, you will think more thoroughly and know what I should strive for, and success will naturally be not far away.
twenty-four, I want to know whose memory those birds who flew south in haste took away after all.
twenty-five, in the next life, if we can meet, I hope I can pass you by.
XXVI. He said that he loved you unintentionally. Don't move it casually.
XXVI. You promised me a meter of sunshine, but it gave me a lifetime of vicissitudes.
XXVI. I have always been a loser from ideal to virtual. I don't deserve to like it, let alone love it.
29th, as if nothing had happened, it turned out to be the best revenge. Rain is like my tears. Let's talk about
Why did I talk to my mother and father? My tears suddenly stopped like rain. Fortunately, I lost my temper in front of them.
it's raining, that's my tears roaring!
it is raining today! This rain seems to know my heart pain and sadness! Just like my tears, they flow silently! Is God having pity on me?
blx's mother, when she saw the long needle of the vaccine stuck into her baby's arm, she cried. My tears couldn't stop like rain, and she felt sorry for my baby. Well done! ?
is it raining? Oh, it's my tears.
today, it rained. Just like my tears, neither too big nor too small, they have been flowing without warning, and I don't know when to stop. You really hurt me. ?
it's raining, which drop is my tear?
Rain, it's still raining, just like my tears flow into my stomach. If it doesn't stop raining, this city will never come again. The person who deserves me is gone. Abandon one person and abandon a city together!
it's raining, just like my tears have been flowing, and my heart is also crying.
The first love begins with rain, and when we break up, it rains. When we are reluctant to part, we expect it to rain, just like my tears shed tears when we are happy, when we are sad, and even more when we are reluctant to part! So when it rains, do you know that I miss you?
Saturday on the 1th is no different from usual. The only difference is that I didn't get up at 7 o'clock today as usual, and then I sat on the bus. It was raining outside, and the window was open. At this moment, I was lying quietly, not thinking about the past or looking at the future. I like the rain. I feel that the rain is like my tears, flowing freely, which can wash away all the sadness and loneliness. ?
Sure enough, it's raining today. On this special day, the rain is like my tears. I don't know if it's raining in the other world. I really want to know what the other world is like. Dearest dad, I heard that you brought your sister out of your hometown, too. Did you have a good time there? Did you miss us, too? Do you remember? I will always take it with me.
It's raining, just like my tears. How painful it is for a person to be lonely and helpless. I hope that time can be ten times too fast to spend all this. God, can you be nice to me?
It's raining today. Why are you so sad? It feels like my tears, which always flow. I'm so pitiful.
It's raining today, just like my tears. I have no choice but to be strong.
Today, there is a light rain in Chenxi County. I can't remember that it hasn't rained for a long time, and the river has dried up. Today's rain can be said to be a long drought. However, for me, today's rain is like the depression that has suppressed me for a long time and the helplessness, hesitation and fear in my heart. Today's rain is like my tears. My heart hurts and I'm so tired. < P > It rains. You once said that if it rains, you will accompany me and give me a delicious meal, but you haven't fulfilled it from beginning to end, and it's another season. It was a rainy day when you left, just like my tears. I couldn't stop it.
Zhong Weiqiang, who regarded rock and roll as his life in his sixties, was the last person to stay on the stage and look at Bi Xia's back. At this moment, my tears fell like rain, which was so touching.
I was thinking about you, you know? I don't know if you are thinking about me. Definitely not. Because your heart is someone else. What else can I say? It's raining, just like my mood now, like my tears.
Rain is like my endless tears. I've really had enough for several years. Like to do something out of line, just like I betrayed you!
1. Fairy tales were left in the forest, and the wind passed through the roof. The story was beautiful, but the ending was sad.
2. I stand by the dim street lamp, looking at the end of a road
3. Time flies like water, which can't stand the dull, and if I dream, I can't bring it back.
4. Sublimated pain is still pain, and popular happiness is still happiness.
5. I tried my best to go along with the world that made me nervous, but I was still forgotten
6. Happiness is like sand, which we can't catch, but can fill our hands.
7. I was playing the piano in the church, and the wind was playing the wind chimes. It was empty and clean, and I was lonely.
8. You give me a tear, and I will see all the oceans in your heart.
9. When we go back to the place where we walked together at that time, things have already changed.
1. If you hate me, I don't mind at all. I don't live to please you.
11. Although we broke up, we never forgot. We can only search for your figure greedily in our memories.
12. I am transparent and give up my love, but you start to be quiet. You make me unable to see clearly, and love has a shadow.
13. If you love me, you won't leave, otherwise, it won't help if I keep you.
14. If you remember your promise, why are you so cold to me now?
15. Like to do something out of line, just like I betrayed you. Maybe you never needed me, just like I never had you
1. The reason for breaking up is sometimes beautiful,
2. The most terrible thing is that I tell my best friend the truth, but she tells others it as a joke
3. Pure friendship is always said to have a purpose. I'm afraid I won't pay my heart from now on. 4. Waiting for an indefinite result.
5, don't blame me, you can't see my inner struggle, the kind of indecision that is too close to dare.
6. Meeting you is an illusion of mine for some time. Maybe there was no street light on that road when I met you.
7. Lonely patients suffer from loneliness
8. Squat down and touch your own shadow: I'm sorry, you have been wronged by following me ~ ~
9. Men are not bad, how can there be so many mistresses! !
1. My tenderness has fed the dog-
11. A person crossed Qian Shan just to see you. There is only one sentence: I am busy. Besides.
12. Maybe you never needed me, just as I never had you.
13. We are all ghosts, and we have never come back to life. I spent three years forgetting to make a living, and he used three years forgetting to erase everything in the past.
14. Love someone can be love at first sight, but I don't know how many days and nights it will take to forget someone.
15. Are you going together or are you going to part ways with me?
16. I'd rather be homeless and helpless by myself than force you to be by my side and be unhappy.
17. He just sang a sad song, and suddenly you feel sad and hurt.
18. Happiness is by my side when you are happy. Happiness is by my side when I hear your laughter.
19. You are the sun in my heart. If I lose you, my world is only dark.
2. I have planned my whole life.
21. I just want to accompany you all my life and be your exclusive forever. This is our dream
22. I speak with my head held high and my chest held high, because I have you behind me
23. It doesn't matter. We are just friends, so there is no reason to part
24. You are unhappy or even sad. In the final analysis, you like him.
25. I'm sorry I missed you by accident. Thank you for treating me as the only one.
26. Maybe after many years, you smiled and listened to someone say I didn't know.
27. I really want you to come back to me. That's right. It's a sign of cowardice.
28. If your skin is soft as coagulated fat, you can't shrink back.
3. My family name is Tan, but I can't find your heart.
31. Women are heartless, so why should men be affectionate?
32. When there is no road left or right, fate must encourage you to fly upwards.
33. Little things like breaking up. Labor and capital have long been pessimistic
34. There is no future, no hope, and nothing in front of us; I can't find a reason, I can't find a meaning, and I am surrounded by clouds.
35. Because we can't see the future, we begin to feel nostalgic. Choosing always means giving up, so too many people prefer to stick to the same place. The failure of life is that you dare not try. If you persist in being wrong, you will never meet the right one.
36. Yes, how can you be rare if you catch a lot in the street like me?
37. The right people meet in the right place, and both are indispensable.
38. I miss you but I still can't escape from my memories.
39. Every girl who shouts to lose weight has a mouth that can't stop.
4. A glass of wine with peach, plum and spring breeze makes the river lake rain for ten years.
41. I don't expect to be with you either. I just hope that in the future you will have someone who loves you like me and love you for me.
42, very sad, I can't get what I like, and I don't like what I have.
43, just rest assured to go. Besides remembering your bright smile and voice,
44, you are not qualified to criticize me and gossip behind my back, even if I have never eaten your meal.
45. Some people will have a particularly good relationship with you at a certain stage, and then they will not contact you for no reason.
46. Life is not directed at me, but at myself. It is myself that is difficult for me everywhere.
47. Sometimes it's normal to lose, but it's just lucky to get.
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