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Emperor Liu Che pushed the Han Dynasty to its peak, but no one was spared.

Liu Che, the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, once said, "It is better to have no food for three days without a woman for one day."

This rare talent who pushed the Han Dynasty to the peak was also greedy and heartless on the issue of women.

Liu Che's favorite person is undoubtedly Li Furen. Li Furen also happens to be the best concubine in Liu Che.

Li Furen appeared after singer Wei Zifu, and her appearance was fully warmed up.

Li Yannian, a guilty minister, was castrated and sent to the palace to raise a dog. But he has a skill in music. Every time he plays the piano, sings and dances, the audience is moved. When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is happy, he will also sing and dance with him.

One day, Li Yannian was singing and dancing and sang, "There are beautiful women in the north. If you care about the city first and then the country, you would rather not know the whole city and country, and it is difficult to get beautiful women again. "

After the dance, Emperor Wu asked, "Is there such a beautiful woman?"

Li Yannian said, "Yes."

Li Yannian can't directly recommend her sister, pretending to be mysterious. Princess Pingyang smiled and said to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, "Li Yannian's sister is really an outstanding beauty."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was overjoyed and said, "Tell her to come to the palace."

When Li Furen entered the palace, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty felt that the palace was sparkling, and I don't know what day it was. Watching her sing and dance is like dreaming.

Li Furen's pet crown harem, Wei Zifu and so on have long been forgotten.

In fact, Li Furen is not a dull beauty. Besides being good at singing and dancing, she is also very clever. He once went out with Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, accompanied him around, and he was spirited and had a unique flavor.

However, Li Furen was weak, and even weaker after giving birth. I was born sick and my face was covered with red spots. If there were acne in ancient times, there should be a cure. The red spots on Li Furen's body should be emitted from the body, which is difficult to cure.

Li Furen is very ill. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty went to see her and hurriedly wrapped his head in a quilt. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty pulled the quilt and hurriedly said, "I came to see you. I miss you, but you don't see me? "

Li Furen said, "Madam's appearance has not been retouched, so she can't see your father."

This reason is absolutely unique, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty could not refuse it. Si Delhi takes women's ability as an excuse, which is within the scope of women's morality.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty played a rogue and said, "When you meet me, I will give you a daughter and give your brother a noble position."

Li Furen sobbed: "It's up to your majesty to decide whether to grant an official or not, and not to meet the male and female servants."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was short of breath and turned away.

The ladies-in-waiting all said to her, "madam, why don't you see your majesty?" Aren't you afraid that he will be angry and offend your family? "

Li Furen wry smile way: "I was favored by humble status, all by my appearance. People who are convinced by color are weak and love gas, but love gas is broken. Your majesty came to see me because of my past beauty. If he sees me at this time, it's too late to hate. How can he be kind to my brother because of his pity? Only when I don't see him can he give my brother an official position. "

After Li Furen's death, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was heartbroken and gave a generous gift to a senior official in Li Furen, which really fulfilled Li Furen's words.

He sighed and cried at the portrait of Li Furen, and asked people to make poems to mourn. Compared with the loneliness of Gillian's death, Li Furen died with a hundred times of grief and glory, and even deserved to enjoy the ancestral temple, enjoy the sacrifice and give it to the Queen posthumously! Everyone says that Li Furen has a calculation, but in fact, this is not a beautiful and pitiful philosophy of existence from humble origins.

As a humble person, you don't enjoy honor, and you never know the fear of falling in love.

No need to calculate, the sense of crisis has always been in my heart.

If you don't have a fickle and disloyal husband in a high position, how can you know that a woman can get everything just because of her beauty, and she may lose her worries at any time?

How can this be called cleverness? How sad, this kind of intelligence, would rather not, as a woman, stability is the blessing.

Li Furen is the best, but unlucky.

Who is the worst? Chen Ajiao or Wei Zifu?

Wei Zifu, known as the great Ge Ji, was originally a handmaiden of Pingyang Mansion. Because of her good singing and dancing, she was often called out to perform.

At that time, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty ascended the throne for more than a year, and his sister wanted to curry favor with him, so she often invited him to play at home and show him songs and dances.

Once in Princess Pingyang, a group of singers performed, and Emperor Wu took a fancy to Wei Zifu.

When Emperor Wu changed clothes, Princess Pingyang pushed Wei Zifu to wait on him, and Wei Zifu got his first fortune in elegant cars. Princess Pingyang caressed Wei Zifu's back and said, "Have a good meal in the palace and encourage yourself. Don't forget my recommendation.

However, after she entered the palace, she was not loved for a year. In the third year of Jianyuan, Emperor Wu let the old and frail imperial secretary go out of the palace. Wei Zifu cried and said that she also wanted to go home from the palace. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty pitied her and favored her. No, this time she's pregnant. So Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty loves her day by day.

Wei Zifu's favor is related to Chen Ajiao. At that time, the relationship between Chen Ajiao and Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty was tense and impetuous. When she heard that Wei Zifu was pregnant, she ran to bully others. Her mother went to catch Wei Qing and tried to kill him. Fortunately, Wei Qing's good friend Gongsun Ao arrived and saved his life.

After this incident, Emperor Wu's rebellious mentality was aroused. Wei was promoted to viceroy, and the Wei family was rewarded with a thousand taels.

After the witchcraft case, Empress Chen was deposed and Wei Zifu was promoted as the empress. Jiaofang Temple, which has been idle for 1 year and 8 months, has a new owner. The Wei family's power also reached its peak.

Poor Chen Ajiao, who clearly supports this man to ascend to the throne and loves him so much, is jealous because he loves him. He didn't care about the old love at all, and let her live in the cold palace for a long time and die of grief and indignation. He doesn't remember saying that when he was young, he swore that "the golden house hides the charming".

What happened to Gillian? There is nothing wrong, but there is a powerful mother who can help Liu Che ascend to the throne and humiliate Liu Che-relying on women's nepotism to reach the top.

Gillian is dead, so you can get rid of it and wash your face from now on.

According to the history books, Liu Che said Gillian was wrong, but in fact, if we want to add another crime, why not stick to it? Gillian's biggest absence is that Liu Che always thinks of being humiliated by women.

As for childlessness, witchcraft jealousy is nothing more than a reason to depose her grandiose.

Gillian died in Nagato Palace. After many years, Wei Qing made great contributions, and Wei Zifu gave birth to three women and a man. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty suddenly had another idea.

He regretted making Wei Zifu's son a prince, and felt that the prince was weak, unlike him. It happened that the imperial secretary reported the witchcraft case and the prince was very angry. He got up and killed the false accuser, which was understood as rebellion by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and the prince was forced to hang himself. Wei Zifu was old and faded, and Emperor Wu no longer felt sorry for her. She handed over the queen's seal and hanged herself in the cold palace.

Ruthless is the royal family. He's just afraid that wexler is too powerful. Poor Wei Zifu, loyal to the Han family and kind-hearted, ended up like this.

The worst fate is Mrs Gou Jian. It is often said that old people's falling in love is like an old house on fire, which is out of control.

Liu Che loves Mrs Gou Jian very much because she looks like Li Furen. Perhaps in this indifferent man's heart, Li Furen was the love of his life, because she died before he could love enough.

He built a "Hook Palace" for her and enjoyed the treatment of a queen. It is also said that this woman could not hold out her hand until she met Emperor Wu. It seems that wealth and honor are destiny.

Wealth is destiny takes a hand, and disaster follows?

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty doted on Mrs. Gou Jian's son and wanted to be a prince. Before Mrs Gou Yi could be happy, a long sword pointed to her beautiful neck.

The bloody system of killing mother at the beginning was handed down from the beginning of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

Poor emperor, can he be normal without a mother since he was a child?

Liu Che's callousness and indifference have long been exquisite, and beauty and mountains and rivers are always the first in his heart. However, such indifference is still chilling.

Ruthless is the royal family. As his favorite concubine, none of them died well. (The original is from the headline of Static History)