Jokes, if you don't laugh, you will laugh in your heart.

One day, I saw an advertisement in the newspaper for a new drug to treat hemorrhoids. The advertising words are four big characters: "hemorrhoids must be", which is very eye-catching. This advertisement belongs to the same kind of advertising terms as "obedient clothes" and "taking a bath at will" selling water heaters. In this regard, people in the education sector are quite opposed and worried about misleading children; Some people also think that we should not make a fuss. They call it rhetoric, which is often used in literary and artistic works and foreign advertisements.

A friend asked me what I thought of it, and I was so scared that I sweated. Instantaneous arrhythmia It's hard to say at this age. Yesterday's newspaper said that life lies in movement, and today's newspaper said that life lies in stillness; Yesterday, it was said that long-distance running was good for health, and today it is said that long-distance running is harmful to health. Besides, words are my heart and my heart rhythm is abnormal, so I decided to keep silent. People who have no patience to think during the day will dream at night.

In my dream, I went to this hemorrhoid factory to buy new medicine. I saw the factory was dark and covered with hemorrhoids. Those people covered with hemorrhoids were spectacular. The factory director came out to receive and wrote: "Hello, hemorrhoids compatriots!" ! On behalf of all hemorrhoid workers, welcome. Hemorrhoids are common and frequently-occurring diseases. Not only is the old man old, but hemorrhoids are thousands of miles away. Young and middle-aged hemorrhoids are also strong lingyun; Even the children have hemorrhoids, and hemorrhoids are not old! Now ten men and nine hemorrhoids, ten women and nine hemorrhoids, all kinds of hemorrhoids, all kinds of hemorrhoids will soon be owned by the whole people! So people in our factory are fighting hemorrhoids, and they are all dedicated to hemorrhoids. Finally, for those who have hemorrhoids, there is a way that the research on hemorrhoids has been successfully carried out in' hemorrhoids must' specific drugs. Welcome to try! "

So my fellow hemorrhoid and I rushed to buy' hemorrhoid essential' and took it immediately.

After waking up, I found that hemorrhoids were not cured, and hemorrhoids were still dripping from my anus!