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Joke male and female servants

Di: I am deeply embarrassed to receive invitations to various big coffee shows recently. I missed 3,000 beauties in the harem, and there are very few people with distinct faces, let alone peerless beauties. (At this moment, Zhen Xuan came out and danced in awe. Eunuch: Here comes the queen. Empress: The male and female servants meet the emperor. Emperor: Hey, I haven't seen you for days. The queen is getting younger and more beautiful. Queen: I haven't seen you for days. The emperor is really handsome, tall and handsome. Emperor: What's wrong? Is Phoenix sick? Queen: Maybe you have a child. Queen: I heard that beautiful women will be chosen to participate in the harem in the ever-changing coffee show. I wonder if you can choose the right one. Emperor: I chose Huanhuan Queen: But all my concubines think it would be great if I could go to the ever-changing coffee show, see the ever-changing charm and carry forward the literary activities of the harem. Emperor: Talking about Empress: I want to go too. Emperor: But I have promised Huanhuan. Are you kidding? Queen: If Zhen Xuan doesn't announce it, we will make a decision. Eunuch: Xuanjing: My concubine has met the emperor and queen. Emperor: Last night, I played video games all night, and now I'm tired. Please talk to the queen in private, and I'll get some sleep. Empress: Zhen Xuan, you are not spreading branches and leaves for the descendants of the emperor in the palace. What are you going to do with heavy makeup? Zhen Xuan: The emperor ordered me to attend the ever-changing coffee show. Is it heavy makeup? For me, it's still light. Queen, won't you accept it? Queen: The emperor just promised me to go. Zhen Xuan: Empress, you are an old woman, so stay out of it. Empress: Bold, I can't bear it. Zhen Xuan: I can't stand it. That's the demeanor of a queen. Whether the empress can bear me or not is my skill. Zhen Xuan: Don't argue with me. If I accidentally let out your secret, that's too bad. Queen: Hum, my heart is like a mirror, so I have secrets. Zhen Xuan: It's like a mirror. How dare you say that! Hello, Poison Queen: Zhen Xuan, the harem can't tolerate people like you who make trouble. Don't you know what happened to Hua Fei? Zhen Xuan: Hua Fei, did you forget that Hua Fei asked me to take it down? You forget who gave her the last ride. Huafei: Who is talking about my palace? Bitches are melodramatic. It seems that the maple leaves are not red enough tonight. Queen: How presumptuous! Don't kneel when you see this palace! Huafei: I can't let my maid-in-waiting be presumptuous and presumptuous many times. Zhen Xuan: Hua Fei, you smell good. It is estimated that Huan Yi wears too much perfume. Huafei: Hey, I haven't seen you for days. Huan Zhen's mouth is getting smarter and smarter. Be careful that I let your queen: you are all too presumptuous. When this palace doesn't exist, it is air. Zhen Xuan: Hua Fei, the emperor didn't turn your cards, so you can't change them. I am the emperor's warm baby. Zhen Xuan: Although the Emperor flips your cards every day, I am the only one in his heart. I am the queen in his heart: I am his baby, and I am his sponge baby. I am so gentle and soft (three people together). So, are we the three treasures of the emperor's harem (singing: auspicious three treasures along with us)? Huafei: Empress, is it you or my queen in the harem? The oldest princess in my palace: I have a deep background. The big queen is not equal to my princess: then why should the emperor care about you? Queen: menopause together. Who is the boss of Sanbao in the harem? Zhen Xuan Zhen Xuan: What's wrong? The emperor dotes on you more or I dotes on you more. Zhen Xuan: Who dares to compete with me for the princess? You see, I am beautiful and dominate the harem. Zhen Xuan: And you are. Aimeihuafei: The emperor is still the best at turning my cards. Zhen Xuan: Huan Yixiang is also more together: Hua Fei Zhen Xuan, the new favorite of the three treasures in the harem, Zhen Xuan+Queen: Where shall we go when Hua Fei leaves the palace? Huafei: Hundreds of Variety Coffee Show, Zhen Xuan+Queen: Our favorite is Huafei in Nana, He Jiong: And Zhen Xuan+Queen: What gifts are we going to give? Huafei: Give them a red sign: the three of us are the three treasures of the harem.

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