Network joke

1 At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Dong Zhuo gave up Xian Di and made Luoyang his capital. He was not only ambitious, but also fascinated by his beauty and took the story of diusim as his concubine. Gradually, he found that the courtiers around him were drooling over the story of diusim, so he carefully arranged a banquet for one night, and all the courtiers attended. The story of diusim danced at the banquet. Dong Zhuo had already painted ink on the story on Diusim's chest in advance. Suddenly, the lights went out and there was chaos underneath. For a long time, the light came on again, and the courtiers' hands were black. Only Lu Bu is clean. Dong Zhuo was very happy: Lu Bu. Say and lyu3 bu4 smiled, revealing black teeth. . .

In the human sketch class, the female model poses.

A boy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, it wasn't like this yesterday."

The teacher said, "How should I adjust it?"

The boy swallowed saliva and said loudly, "Left leg to the left, right leg to the right!" " "

Indian policemen all have beards.

One day, a restaurant held a family activity for the police and the people, and the police had free meals.

A policewoman went straight to the door after dinner, and the hotel waiter hurried forward to stop her.

Attendant: pol.ice is free, but it's not pol.ice after you read it. You have to pay!

Policewoman: I'm a secret policeman with a beard below!

In Chinese class, the teacher writes "soft" on the blackboard and then lets everyone spell it.

The boys all shouted, it's too soft.

The teacher said: boys' pronunciation is not standard, please ask girls to supplement it.

The girls all shouted: It's my day-soft.

The monitor corrected: five nights a day-soft sleeper.

The teacher was impatient and corrected sharply: the correct spelling should be-Friday night I-soft.

After the village chief returned from his overseas inspection.

The village chief told his wife that foreigners' women were screaming in bed, which was very provocative.

Sleep with my wife at night, and she closes her eyes silently.

Village head: "Why don't you scream?"

The wife shouted, "The village chief is Japanese! ! "

Mom and Dad took A Dai to the beach in California for a holiday.

Foreigners on the beach are swimming naked.

A Dai: Dad, why isn't your penis as big as those uncles?

Dad: ... because ... those uncles are richer than dad.

After a while. A Dai wants to drink coke, and dad goes to the store to buy it alone.

A Dai stayed at the beach with his mother, but when his father came back, he found that his mother had disappeared.

Dad: What about your mother?

A Dai: Dad, just after you left, a rich uncle came. He looked at my mother, more and more money. Then my mother left with him.