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Seduce red lips

Wu Qihua was dumped by his girlfriend slim. To tell the truth, Wu Qihua is not good enough for Slim. Average work, average ability and average facial features. It is almost a miracle to catch up with big-eyed beauty and be gentle and slim. Wu Qihua has only one thing that others can't compare with: resilience. Write a letter to Shilin every day and send two jokes every night. Over the past year, Shilin has been conquered by 365 letters and 730 jokes. However, after a short period of sweetness, Wu Qihua looked like a wooden head, and Slim left after complaining for half a year.

"Get as drunk as a fiddler in a bar," Wu Qihua muttered. Women are really strange animals. Do you still have to write letters when you meet every day? Sleeping in a bed every day, still need to send text messages? It seems that he will never understand women in his life.

Out of the bar, Wu Qihua staggered along. On the street corner, he saw a man doing a small advertisement. Before he could react, a business card was handed over. There is only one store name and one sentence:

"Cutting Love" tattoo makes you life full of love.

What tempting words! Wu Qihua sneer, want to throw away. But on second thought, he lived to be 29 and didn't even have a scar on his body. How about getting a tattoo as a souvenir of this love? Thinking of this, he reached out and stopped a taxi and went straight to the "Jianai" tattoo shop.

The tattoo shop is located in an alley, and the business is deserted. A tattoo artist is mixing colors. When he saw a guest coming, he looked up and asked him what kind of tattoo he wanted and where to get it. Wu Qihua looked at the tattoo parlor and found a woman's oil painting hanging on the wall. The woman in the oil painting has a shocking beauty. Lips are a bit like Shu Qi, eyes like Zhao Wei, chin like Lin Chi-ling, and body like a small S. ..

Wu Qihua had a whim and said, "Stick that beautiful woman's lips into her abdomen."

The tattoo artist's mouth showed an imperceptible smile. He said, how can such a beautiful thing stab the lower abdomen? It should be in the arm, hide it, and turn your head to kiss her. Although Wu Qihua was drunk dizzy, he still had a little bit of remaining reason. He smiled. Is this tattoo artist a pervert? Let him chew his arm?

"Such a beautiful lips, should often be comforted. Otherwise you will feel lonely. " The tattoo artist added. His voice is warm and considerate, as if his lips are fresh, and he has an incredible fascination with the woman in front of him. Wu Qihua burped and rolled up his left arm sleeve. The tattoo artist didn't touch him. Wu Qihua thought, if you miss Slim too much, maybe this red lip can melt the cake to satisfy your hunger?

The tattoo artist's skill is beyond imagination. He does it slowly, as carefully as embroidery. Just two lips. It took him three hours. A lip print appeared on the inside of Wu Qihua's left arm, lifelike. The tattoo artist wrapped a white gauze around his arm and said, "Don't get wet for 48 hours. Then it will always belong to you. "

After paying the bill, Wu Qihua suddenly felt much better. At home, he threw himself on the bed and fell asleep.