Who has the classic lines of Lan Zhenglong in "Stealing the Great Sage PS Man"?

1. The most interesting thing in life is that you don't know where, when, who you will meet and what will happen.

Do you want to know the secret of my success? In fact, it is very simple, only eight words-there is no woman who can't handle it.

As long as you get a woman, you conquer half the earth!

4. A big man wants a woman to listen to him, and if he wants a woman, he must listen to her, so that he can understand and understand! Of course, I don't object to being a man once in a while, but that's for fun, not to lose my temper.

There are many conditions, but there is absolutely no perfect woman. Beautiful people don't cook, cooks are not gentle, gentle and opinionated, opinionated people are not feminine, feminine people will spend money indiscriminately, people who don't spend money indiscriminately will not dress up, and people who dress up will be uneasy and assured, and they will definitely not stand it. On the other hand, so do men. Talented people are ugly, handsome people can't make money, people who can make money don't care about their families, people who care about their families are worthless, promising people are not romantic, romantic people are unreliable, and they must be losers.

6. A woman with more than two conditions is a good woman, and more than three is the best. Do you know the name of a woman who has more than four conditions at the same time? This is called a challenge!

7. It takes only one second to fall in love with someone, and the rest of the time is spent winning her heart.

8. Mystery will make women curious about you. If you are attentive to women and eager to take credit, people will think that you have ulterior motives.

9. If you don't want others to know that you are still a good girl, you are either an idiot or Kai Zi.

10. If you don't pay attention to it, even if you have more money, you can only be regarded as Kai Zi in the end; No matter how handsome a person is, if he is not careful, he can only be a vase in the end.

1 1. Those who hide in your downstairs are crazy, those who want to kiss you are fans, and those who want to lick you are anthomaniac. Crazy people and anthomaniac can't ignore them, because they are afraid that they will commit suicide from love, but they can't justify it. If I think I have a crush on her and put on a white gauze to propose to me, I won't be miserable.

12. Make things difficult, and then highlight the strength of praise later.

13. For men, red wine is like a beautiful woman's body; for women, red wine is like their blood. If you don't know how to drink red wine, even if you eat more French food, you haven't eaten it.

14. Like women's skin, wine is very sensitive to temperature.

15. Cities, like people, have different faces at different times and places.

16. Every trait has two sides. Weaknesses and strengths, arrogance and momentum, poison tongue and wit, arrogance and self-confidence.

17. Being bullied and not fighting back will only bring more humiliation.

18. It is not guilty to wear a brand-name suit, and it is wrong to think that you are superior; It is not guilty to drive an imported sports car, nor is it right to honk the horn; It is innocent not to study, and it is wrong to think that you are right. In the second generation of imported sports car brands, I saw that money is innocent and character is wrong! The first generation started from scratch, and the second generation went bankrupt. It is not money that is squandered, but the thrifty housekeeping of the previous generation.

19. If you like someone, sometimes you don't even know why.

20. The prince and princess live a happy life, which only happens in fairy tales. In real life, true love is just self-deception bullshit. Only a fool will believe that there is eternal true love in the world.

2 1. I once believed in love and paid a painful price for it. I finally woke up. You think you love someone deeply and even want to die for her, which just shows how naive you are. So from that day on, Xia Hejie and I decided to live for ourselves. Everything else in the world is just my notes.

22. The so-called true love is to live in the moment, eat, drink and be merry.

23. Love is like a warm bag. Enthusiasm only exists at the beginning, and then it will get colder and colder until it is finally thrown into the trash can.

PS: The only way to keep the heat of love constant is to keep falling in love and changing warm packages. The so-called sincerity is the outer packaging of a warm package, which will not exist after tearing.

The sixth set

24. Only the lion can catch the top prey in love. How can you be stopped by hyenas?

25. Don't you think it's romantic? I have always thought that the elevator is a very romantic space. You never know who will come in next, but you always hope that she is a beauty. Although you don't know her, don't you think it's romantic to be in the same space and breathe the same air with her?

26. If you spend more money than the second generation, you will only be in bring disgrace to oneself.

27. The key to giving a gift is not the value of the gift, but the mind. Meng Chengen invested money, right? I throw ideas!

28. I like your eyes. Look at mine. I like your face, close to mine. Time is changing, and I won't change. Because I love you very much. I don't want you to give up This tacit understanding of love is hard to come by. I love you. I really love you. So I want to give you the whole world.

29. A man can be handsome as long as he has connotation. Unlike some people, handsome is in his ancestral home and can only be handsome by throwing money.

30- Do you know what you are most afraid of hearing when you ask your sister for the phone? That is, give me your number and I'll call you. The implication of this sentence is that she can't play.

-So when you hear this, you should give up?

Wrong! At this time, you should thoughtfully pick up the other party's phone, then enter your phone number and press the call button. At this time, I have her phone number.

3 1. Do you know that horseshoes represent good luck in western culture and are mascots that can bring good luck to others?

The eighth set

32. What have you lost? Why do you think it is particularly precious? Because you don't know when and where you'll see it again, and you'll never get it back. If you can't get it, why does it make people feel particularly sorry? Because it exposes your stupidity, incompetence and weakness.

It took me a long time to summon up the courage to confess. However, it missed the opportunity. Sometimes if you miss it, you won't get a second chance.

34. That year, Sister Kouga disappeared from my life silently. To cover up my vulnerability, I sealed Sister Kouga in my memory and pretended that she never existed.

Do you know who I am? I'm Xia Hejie! I'm too lazy to make money if others don't make money.

I know you want to make every child an elite, but every child is independent and unique. They have their own thoughts and feelings. (Ma Xiaoxi)

It turns out that loneliness is such a horrible thing. (Amanda)

38. I beg you, otherwise I can't find a reason to hit you.

39.- I went to many places, but actually, I didn't go anywhere.

-What can I say?

-I think, lost is not equal to progress, and settling is not equal to retrogression. The flexibility of my body is limited, but the imagination of my mind is infinite. So no matter where I went or how far I walked, I don't think I can judge by secular distance.

It sounds like the plan to return to pure literature can really let us see a different Xia Hejie.

40. I think love has no shelf life, but it does exist during the period of passionate love. If you want to maintain the temperature of love, don't think about stability. Face your lover and meet her again every day.

4 1. In the face of complicated life, you can still keep a simple dream; In the face of the obstruction of reality, I can still maintain my true self. A woman who is always sincere, optimistic and warm attracts me the most.

42. I think people can be willful, but they can't help but recognize points. For example, when visiting the erotic news of special guests, the host can be indecent, but there is no way.

43. Listen, if a man is good from head to toe, it's not good for a man. This is called bad coffee. If a man is bad from head to toe, it is not a bad man, but bad coffee. It is my nature not to like children. I came to participate in off-campus teaching to show my public image, do you understand?

44. Men should keep a little distance, which is a little sticky and not too sticky.

In fact, sometimes the truth is not what it seems.

46. Liking is a feeling, which has nothing to do with her identity. If you like someone, you should simply like her and like everything about her, including her shortcomings.

47.- But if you never know what the other person is thinking, are you very insecure? (stream)

-feelings can't care who pays more and who pays less. The point is whether you think he is worth it. (Amanda)

48. What should be a world of two people has become a relationship of three people? (stream)

49. When I was studying in England, I was betrayed by the person I loved. I don't understand why I really got a lie and paid for it. Therefore, I no longer believe in love, and I am afraid to give my feelings. I don't believe in true love either. There is even a book that teaches every reader that life-long love is only a plot in romantic novels. Love is just a short game.

I admit, before I met the stream, I really regarded love as a game. But after getting along with the stream, she changed me. I know I can be desperate to be with the stream this time.

50. I think the most painful thing in the world now is that you want to really love someone, but you can't prove it to her. The only thing I can do now is to wait for you here and prove that I like you with my actions until you believe me.

5 1. I no longer believe in love, because I once gave my heart. I armed myself with a playboy to prevent others from seeing through my loneliness. Ma Xiaoxi and I, like two parallel lines that never met, intertwined at the wrong time and then met at the wrong place.

I thought she was a stumbling block in my life, but I didn't expect it to be her, which made me find that the key to my heart never disappeared, but was hidden in my heart, a corner that I couldn't even find myself.

Ma Xiaoxi found this key. She opened my heart and gave me sincere courage again. Unconsciously, she caught my reason and disarmed me.

In the game of love, I have always been comfortable. I didn't expect true love to come, so I was at a loss, too. I don't know what will happen in the future, but now I know I don't need to deceive myself. I want to open the love that I have sealed for a long time, and I want to tell her that I will spend my whole life proving my sincerity to her.

52. Love is a gift from Satan. After opening it, your life will be in a state of perdition. Love is a sugar coating worn by poison, and a fatal crisis is under the sweet package; Love is a cruel game. When you finally get up the courage to give your heart, it will once again put you in a desperate situation of disappointment. ...

Sincerity is a joke, courage is nonsense, persistence is nonsense, loyalty is a dream talk, and happiness is bullshit. So my conclusion is: fuck love!

53.- Your Honor, have you found a parking space? Can I help you?

A woman's success depends not on her appearance or her status, but on whether she is willing to believe in love! Good-looking women and discerning men can see it, but Xia Hejie, a woman who believes in love, can see it at a glance!

55. Reading my books is more enjoyable than listening to mine! Because my pen is sharper than my mouth, my article is hotter than my tongue.

56. So when a man chooses 100 or 1000, his chance of getting true love is only one percent or one thousandth, but the chance of a woman getting true love can always be half.

Yes, love is a game. Whoever gives his heart first is a loser. This time, I was naive. But in the future, I won't lose again.

If you regard love as a game, yes, you may not lose, but you won't win either!

59. Don't tell me you're sorry. I won't hear anyone tell me again. Only I am sorry for others in the future!

60. I will no longer have unrealistic fantasies about love. Love is an illusion, genes are at work, hormones are at work. Love, 99 points are fake. Only a little, it's true.

6 1. The pain is real. Ironically, you have no wounds and you won't bleed. But this pain will bite you firmly. You can't get rid of this pain without biting off your heart. Without heart, there is no pain. Hold on a little longer, and I won't feel any pain.

62. Do you know how stupid I am? While I'm making a long speech here, I still can't let her go. Yes, I'm a gangster now. But you know, if she calls me now, I will still drop everything and run to her side.

The author's personality will be reflected in his works. Bitter, bitter and cynical about love, this is who I am now.

64. In the game of love, there are only two kinds of people, one is a fool and the other is a liar! True love is just a chip in the game. Whoever gives his heart first is a fool. The only way to be a winner in a love game is to be a clever liar. Not only have to fool others, but also fool yourself. I, Xia Hejie, am not a fool or a liar, but a prodigal son of game love!

65. This book is actually bloody and cruel. It pokes the mask of true love, and it is not romantic at all. True love is like a collar, tied around the neck. No protection, no happiness, let alone happiness, will only make everyone become an obedient dog.

66. My book is about liberating all slaves tied to death by true love, how to lose the dog chain and regain the autonomy of love.

67. It is not a crime to love someone, nor is it a crime not to love someone, and no one can control it. I'm not encouraging everyone to meet each other and love each other. I think love is eating and sleeping. It is necessary, but it is not necessary. There is a need, but it is not the only one.

68. Shortage is also a propaganda. The less you can get, the more you want.

69. This place is the only intersection between you and me. There are too many memories about me, about me and you ... and your memories.

70. For me, it helped me find my heart again. After coming back from Wanshou Village, my heart hurts every time I come here. Although there are many happy memories here, these memories are very sad for me now. If I tear this place down and build a mansion, maybe I will be happier. But, but this kindergarten proves that I can still be sincere. I have loved here, loved vigorously, and been hurt vigorously. It also proves that I can cry for love like ordinary people.

7 1. As long as you get through it, the world is yours (Yu Hao)

72. People sometimes escape from reality because the truth is too cruel.

73. On the train of love, there is always another woman waiting for you at the next stop. There is no need to break down at the relay station.

74. One day when you find true love in front of you, you will be willing to be a fool, a fool who will not give up after being rejected hundreds of times.

75. Things can't always be satisfactory. Sometimes, the person you love doesn't love you, but the person who loves you doesn't love him.