Jokes about fire fighting

Alarm person: My home.

Fire brigade: I mean, where?

Policeman: In the kitchen.

Fire brigade: I mean, how do we get there?

Policeman: Don't you have a fire truck? !

2, fire anecdotes-foreigners' dialogue

A: "What's that red car?"

B: "haven't you heard that it's a fire engine of the fire brigade!" " "

A: (puzzled) "Can you save the car?"

B: (confidently) "No! Fire truck. Only fire engines. Otherwise, why didn't the car we took into town break down halfway? "

The luxury villa of Hollywood movie stars caught fire.

"Hurry up and inform the reporters of the TV stations, radio stations and newspapers you watch." The master told the maid.

"Well, Sir. Can the fire brigade still notify? " Asked the maid

4. A student just learned to fly a plane and was transferred to a forest fire fighting as a co-pilot. He pressed the water switch and found that the fire behind the plane was getting stronger. He said to himself, "The forest fire is terrible!"

At this time, the main driver said, "You dropped our auxiliary fuel tank."

Young worker Xiao Zhang was smoking in the workshop and was found by the fire chief Lao Zhang.

"Didn't you see the sign of a fine for smoking?"

"alas! I saw the sign but I didn't see you. "

6. "It's really ruthless."

"What's the matter?"

"I came home from the night shift that day and slept without smoking a cigarette. Even the bedding caught fire in the middle of the night, which woke me up, or I could sleep until the next day. "

7. Q: Your name, age, address and occupation.

A: Boss, my nickname is handsome and I was hacked. I am 27 years old. I stay in my family, live on the earth, and spread knowledge to respond to the country.

An internet cafe held a knowledge about numbers.

Q: Are there any future adults watching porn in your Internet cafe today?

A: No, boss, it's just a few curious pupils who go online to inquire about the physiological structure of the human body. It's definitely not the legendary yellow net.

Q: How do you explain the two people watching obscene movies on the Internet next door to Huangwang?

A: As I said just now, even minors are so eager for knowledge. How can those two adults not study hard? They are just studying the reaction after some subtle feelings between people.

Q: What's the fire situation there?

Answer: Absolutely. Others are dual-channel. I am a door with five windows. If something goes wrong, I can jump directly from the fifth floor to 1 floor at any time.

Q: Is there a fire hydrant?

Answer: Small ones don't need fire hydrants here. We have food sellers here. We have two cases of mineral water in stock. If it is not enough, it should be no problem to use urine bubbles. We have three employees. ...

Q: What if something goes wrong?

A: Boss, this kind of thing is absolutely impossible. I remember once when I was emptying the toilet, I saw a fire flashing next to a computer. At this moment, I immediately emptied the liquid in the toilet ... I saw a customer stand up and shout: Who won't let me smoke?