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Smith continued to write fairy tales.

After Smith continued to write the fairy tale 1 Smith, the fox was intoxicated with the joy of boasting, lying and cheating, and thought he had found the true meaning of life.

One day, the fox swaggered to the grass and walked to the cows, sheep and donkeys who were eating grass. But they just eat grass as if they didn't see it. The old fox was unhappy and said, "Don't you know, silly cow, donkey and old goat?" I am a Beastmaster sent by God, and even General Tiger is loyal to my assignment, but you cattle herders are quite lofty and dare to look down on your king. Watch your heads! "

Cattle are honest and only care about plowing and grazing. As for who will be the king of beasts, it doesn't want to theorize. The old goat is old and has seen many things. He knows everything in his heart, but laughs at what the fox says. The donkey was very straightforward and hot, and said at the top of his voice, "What kind of beastmaster are you?" You are not a fox, not a tiger! " "

"Bullshit! Do you want to die! " The fox became angry and went up and gave the donkey a mouth. The donkey couldn't stand this tone, shouted and twisted his ass, kicked his hind legs and kicked the fox away. The fox fell to the ground, almost out of breath, and there was nothing to do. He struggled to get up, patted the dirt on his body and left swearing. Walking, I looked up and saw the tiger's brother leopard coming out of the forest. The fox thought: in those days, wild animals were scared to run around. Why not come to town today to help these grazing animals! So it went to the leopard.

The leopard has been hungry for three days. How could he not eat when he saw the fox delivered to his door? He went up and caught the fox. The fox unhurriedly lied to the tiger and said, "I am sent by God ..."

"What god is not a god? I don't believe it! " There is no denying that the fox was killed in a few bites.

The leopard is really brave. He is not afraid of God. The fox and leopard's wishful thinking failed, and he lost his life. This is the end of fox cheating!

Since the tiger was cheated by the fox, the tiger vowed to catch the fox, skin him and pull his tendons. Therefore, the fox is scared all day long and doesn't even dare to walk at home.

The fox has a son named Cong Cong. Cong Cong is a very clever boy. One day, the fox said to his son, Congcong, I am old and useless. I'll leave it to you to deal with the big tiger We foxes are very clever. Whenever we figure out a way, we can beat anyone. Congcong keeps it in mind.

One day, Cong Cong went looking for food, but he met the big tiger. The tiger saw it and said, you are the fox's son, and I won't eat you! Cong Cong was a little scared and thought, I must defeat this big tiger. He had a brainwave and came up with a plan.

Cong Cong said: I want you to eat me, but I have become a delicacy for tigers in the river. If you want to eat me, you must defeat the big tiger in the river. The tiger said, Who will rob me of my food? Take me to him. There, there is a tiger under the bridge. It wants your delicious food. The tiger is very angry. A closer look shows that there is a tiger in the river. The tiger on the shore roared and shook the earth. Tigers in the river also roared and fluctuated. The tiger jumped into the river and fought with the tiger in the river. Who knows, the tiger just jumped into the river and disappeared. The tiger realized that he had been cheated, but it was too late to regret it. In this way, the big tiger was drowned.

Without the fierce tiger, the fox is no longer afraid and the forest is much quieter.

Smith continued to write fairy tales 3. The tiger was very angry because he was cheated by the fox. He thought, if that sly fox dares to come again, I promise he will come to my table. And foxes show off their cleverness everywhere. Knowing that the tiger, the king of the forest, will be fooled by the fox, all the animals are secretly laughing at the tiger. When the tiger got the news, he vowed to eat the fox.

One day, the tiger was walking in the forest. As it happens, his mother came. The tiger and the fox met. The tiger shows a fierce form. The sly fox pretends to be poor, but no matter how he pretends, he will die! As soon as the tiger jumped on it, it caught the fox. The fox said, let's race. Whoever runs in front of the peach tree first wins. Brother Hu, if you win, eat me. I also give you three little foxes, which were just born by my sister. If I win, you must let me go. The tiger thought, we tigers run very well. On second thought, an old fox ate it and three little foxes served it as dessert before meals. Just say happily: OK.

The rabbit will be the referee. The rabbit said, get ready and run. The tiger is like an arrow, running to the finish line. It reached the finish line in a few seconds. It thought, I will win. The fox has no shadow. The tiger has been waiting for ten minutes and the fox hasn't come yet. It turned out that when the tiger was running, the fox had run away! The tiger was angry and ill for several days when he learned that he had been cheated again.

One day, the tiger met the fox again. The tiger opened its mouth and pounced on the fox. The fox said, stop. However, the tiger didn't listen at all. The fox said: I have an infectious disease. If you eat me, you will die in a few days. The tiger thought for a moment: Are you still so energetic when you are sick? Lie to me again, damn it! So it pounced on the fox again. The fox was startled and came to his senses. It was already on the tiger's desk. The tiger ate the fox in one bite.

Smith continued to write fairy tales. Since the tiger cheated the fox, he is very angry and plans how to retaliate every day. One day, when the tiger was looking for food outside, he really met the fox.

"Stop! Last time you lied to me with my strength, this time I want revenge! " The tiger stopped the fox with a high decibel sound, which startled the fox. "Hey, your majesty, you are so powerful, how dare Wang offend you!" The fox said please. "Slice! Do not deny it! I want to get back the face I lost last time! " The tiger opened its mouth and roared angrily, looking shocking. "So, how about we race? Let's start from here and run to the top of that mountain. If you win me, you can push me around at will, but in case I win-"The fox deliberately stopped and let the tiger give a statement himself. "I will let you go forever!" The tiger said confidently. "Then start!" The fox said with a sly smile. The tiger flew out like a gust of wind, while the fox slowly left the track.

"Hoo, hoo …" When the tiger panted and ran to the finish line, he was delighted to find that the fox was not there and shouted, "I won! Hahahaha! " At this moment, a voice came from the other side of the forest, "idiot, I'm leaving!" " "