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The original text of Zhou Shengxian, which made Fan Lou sad.
It is said that you are lucky, and everyone tries to treat the king.
These four poems are about the blessing of the imperial driving. The place where the emperor never built his capital is full of outstanding people, natural mountains and rivers, and happy. For example, there was Qujiang Pool in the Tang Dynasty. In the Song Dynasty, there was a Jinming Pool: all the beautiful scenery of the four seasons, the eldest grandson of the Queen of Chencheng, a beautiful woman and a talented person, playing around. The son of heaven also visits from time to time to enjoy himself with the people.
During the Song Huizong Dynasty, there was a restaurant called Fan Lou near Jinming Pool in Tokyo. This restaurant has restaurant owner Fan Dalang and his brother Fan Erlang, who has never had a wife. At the end of spring and the beginning of summer, tourists in Jinmingchi have a good time. On that trip, Fan Erlang saw beautiful women and talents like ants. When I came to the teahouse, I saw a 29-year-old girl. She was very beautiful. This Fan Erlang stood for a long time and looked at the woman carefully, and she was born: color, color, easy to confuse, difficult to disassemble. Hiding in the boudoir, hiding in the willow. The footsteps are golden lotus, the waist is twisted, the tender face is pink, and the fragrant muscles are dizzy. Charm hates provoking crazy children, and modality is worried about attracting charming guests. Lotus account like a phoenix, where to find sex at this time?
Pornography is not up to you. In the teahouse, women look at each other and have their own feelings. The girl secretly liked it and thought, "If only I had married such a child." I was defeated face to face today, and then I will come there to beg? "I was thinking," how do you reason with him? "Ask him if he has ever married a wife?" The woman and tits behind me don't know much. What a coincidence! Just heard the sound of a water lamp outside, the girl frowned, and the plan came to her mind. She cried, "water seller, pour a cup of sweet sugar water." The man poured a cup of sugar water into the copper spoon and handed it to the woman.
The woman reached for a sip, and then she threw the copper spoon into the air and cried, "Good! And you came to plot against me! Who do you think I am? " Then Fan Er heard, "I listen to that woman." The girl said, "I am the daughter of Zhou Dalang, Cao Men. My little name is Mrs. Sage. I am 18 years old, and I have never killed anyone. Now you count me in! I am a girl who has never been married. " This fan thought to himself, "There is something fishy about this remark, and it is obviously directed at me." The water seller said, "Tell me, dear, how dare I plot against you!" " The girl said, "Why don't you plot against me? There is grass in the lamp. " The water seller said, "Not profitable." The girl said, "You are waiting for my throat, but you hate that my father is not at home. If my father is at home, I will sue you. " The tits stood by and said, "But I can't stand this guy!" " Seeing the voice inside, Dr. Tea came in and said, "Water seller, go and pick out that water."
Fan Erlang across the street said, "He is so lucky for me, but I am not?" Immediately called: "water seller, pour a sweet syrup." The water seller poured a cup of sugar water in his hand and handed it to Fan Erlang. Jiro continued to carry the lamp, took a sip of water, threw it into the air and shouted, "Good! You really want to plot against people! Who am I? My brother runs a hotel in Fan Lou. His name is Fan Dalang, so I call him Fan Erlang. He is 19 years old and has never eaten anyone. I am a good crossbow shooter and a good player, and I have never been married. " The water seller said, "You are not the wind! What do you mean, tell me? You want me to be your matchmaker? You will sue. I sell water, how dare I plot against people! " Fan Erlang said, "Why don't you plot against me? I still have a blade of grass in my bowl. " The girl liked it as soon as she heard it. Dr. Tea came in and pushed the water seller out. The girl got up and said, "Let's go back to rest." He looked at the water seller and said, "Do you dare to come with me?" The boy thought, "This is obviously telling me to let him go." Because of this trip, a mindless lawsuit was provoked. Exactly: if you can save time, just say it and keep the steps.
The girl walked away, and Fan Erlang also walked out of the teahouse and looked at the girl from a distance. I saw the woman turn around and Fan Erlang liked it until the woman's residence.
The girl went in, lifted the curtain and looked out. Fan Erlang likes it more. The girl went in by herself. Fan Erlang walked up and down in front of the door like a man who had lost his heart, and didn't come home until very late.
Let's talk about the girl who didn't eat or eat at home that day and felt unwell. Mother asked Yinger in panic, "Isn't that little lady eating very cold?" Yinger said, "Tell mom I didn't eat much." Seeing that her daughter could only stay in bed for a few days, the mother went to the bed and asked, "How is my son sick?" The girl said, "I feel a little sore all over, have a headache and cough once or twice." Mother will ask a doctor to see her daughter this week; Mr. Zheng Nai didn't come back when he went out, and there was no man at home, so he dared not invite him. Yinger said, "There is a Wang Po next door. Why don't you come and see my little lady? His name is Wang Baihui. He works with others to collect students, sew, be a matchmaker, and know the severity of his illness with others. Something nearby embarrassed him. " Zhou's mother ordered Wang Po to be invited. When I met my mother, I told her why my daughter got sick after she came back from Jin Ming swimming pool. Wang Po said, "Mom doesn't have to say anything. Let the old lady and the young lady know their pulse. " Mother Zhou said, "All right!"
Yinger led Wang Po into her daughter's room. The little lady is sleeping, and when she opens her eyes, she cries "Little courtesy". Wang Po said, "Easy! The old daughter-in-law and the young lady feel the pulse. " The little woman stretched out her arm to feel Wang Po's pulse. She said, "My wife has a headache and aches all over. She doesn't feel well." "Yes," said the little woman. Wang Po said, "Really?" "There are two coughs," said the little girl. Wang Po didn't listen to anything but said, "This disease is different! How to go out for a while and come back to cure a disease like this! " Wang Po looked at Yinger and tits and said, "Get out. I will ask myself if I am a little girl. " Yinger and tits went out by themselves.
Wang Po said to the girl, "The old wife is in charge of this." The girl said, "Grandma, how do you care?" Wang Po said, "Your illness is called heart disease." The girl said, "What is a heart disease?" "Little lady," Wang Po said, "I'm glad to know someone, but you have this disease. Yes or no? " The girl lowered her head and shouted, "No". Wang Po said, "Honey, tell me the truth. I reasoned with you and saved your life. " The girl listened to the guess and said the last sentence, "That boy's name is Fan Erlang." Wang Po heard: "Isn't it Fan Erlang who runs a hotel in Fan Lou?"
The girl said, "That's right." Wang Po said, "Don't worry, Miss. I don't even recognize you when I am old. If Fan Erlang is old, he knows his brother and sister-in-law. He is a rare good man. Fan Erlang is a clever boy. His brother asked me to be his matchmaker. Honey, I'll teach you to marry Fan Jiro. Do you want it or not? " The girl smiled and said, "It's good to know! I'm afraid my mother won't. " Wang Po said, "Don't worry, Miss. There is always a reason. There is no need to worry. " The girl said, "If you have enough space, thank your grandmother again."
Wang Po came out of the room and called to his mother, "The old lady knows that my young lady is ill." Mother asked, "What happened to my son?" Wang Po said, "Always tell me. Tell me after three glasses of wine." Mother said, "Yinger, prepare wine for Wang Po." Mother also asked her mother-in-law, "What happened to my daughter?" Wang Po said everything the little lady said. Mother asked, "What is it now?" Wang Po said, "I have to marry my darling to Fan Erlang. If you still refuse to marry him, this little lady will get sick. "
Mother said, "My eldest son is not at home, so I have to do it." Wang Po said, "Tell your mother that if you don't make a deal with the little lady, you will marry Dalang when she comes back and save her life now." Mom agreed: "Well, how can I make sense?" Wang Po said, "Go tell her, old daughter-in-law, and you'll have news when you come back."
Wang Po left Zhou's mother's house, took the road and found Fan Dalang sitting in the cupboard. Wang Po shouted "Long live". Dalang replied, "Grandma Wang came at the right time. I am waiting for someone to invite you. " Wang Po asked, "I wonder what Dalang asked the old lady to do?" Dalang said, "Jiro went out the day before yesterday and didn't have dinner. He said, "I don't feel well." I asked him where to go. He said, "I'm going to see Jin Mingchi. Until today, I can't afford it. I lie in bed and can't eat anything. I'll feel your pulse later. "Mrs. Fan came out to meet Wang Po, and the first lady said," It's better to ask her mother-in-law to see her uncle. " Wang Po said, "Dalang, madam, don't come in. Ask yourself, Jiro, what is this disease like? " Fan Dalang said, "All right! My mother-in-law wants to see for herself, so I won't accompany you. "
When Wang Po arrived at Jiro's room, he saw Jiro sleeping on the bed and shouted, "Jiro, the old lady is here." Fan Erlang avoided his eyes and said, "Grandma Wang, long time no see, this life is over." Wang Po said, "If you are seriously ill, will you stop?" Jiro said, "I have a headache and nausea, and I have a cough or two." Wang Po can laugh. Jiro said, "I am sick, but you laugh at me!" "
Wang Po said, "I won't laugh at anything else. I heard that you were ill. If you don't harm other diseases, you will harm Zhou Dalang's daughter in Caomen. Yes or no? " Jiro was caught by Wang Po and jumped up and said, "How do you know?" Wang Po said, "He taught me to talk about marriage." Fan Erlang doesn't listen to everything, but he likes it very much. Exactly: people are willing to trust each other, and their words are full of interest.
Now I rushed out to see my brother and sister-in-law with Wang Po. When my brother saw his brother coming out, he said, "You came out sick?" Jiro said, "Tell my brother it's okay." Brother and sister-in-law are so happy. Wang Po said to Fan Dalang, "Zhou Dalang's family is in Cao, and the special envoy asked me to talk about Jiro's marriage." Dalang is happy. Don't worry. It was agreed after two times, and nothing else after the ceremony. Fan Erlang is not at home when he is free, but after settling down, he will not go out to take care of the shop with his brother. Let's talk about the girl who doesn't sew in her spare time, but is willing to work after settling down. Two people feel at ease, just waiting for Zhou Dalang back when relatives.
Make a decision in March, and wait until 1 1 month for Zhou Dalang to return. Many relatives in the neighborhood welcome dust. The next day, Zhou's mother and Zhou Dalang said that they knew the last thing. Zhou Dalang said, "Have you decided yet?" Mother said, "That's settled." Hearing this, Zhou Dalang's eyes widened and he looked at his mother and scolded, "Spinning old bitch! Whoever speaks is good at matchmaking! He is just a hotel owner. My daughter promised him because she was afraid of not having a whole family! You have no ambition, and you are not afraid of being laughed at for doing such a thing. "
When she was cursing her mother, Yinger shouted, "Mom, come in and save the little girl." Mother asked, "What for?" Yinger said, "My little lady is behind the screen, and somehow she fell to the ground with anger." The frightened mother stepped forward step by step and looked at the girl. Fall to the ground: I don't know how my life is, but I don't lift my limbs first.
I have never been ill in my limbs, but I am the most angry. Yuan Lai girl heard me scold you behind the screen and refused to teach him to marry Fan Erlang. She choked and fell to the ground. Mother hurried to help. Being pulled by Zhou Dalang, he couldn't save him and scolded: "Bitch!
Little bitch who humiliated her family, taught him to die when she died, but what's the point of saving him? "Seeing that his mother was stopped by Dalang, he wanted to go forward, but Dalang hit the wall with a leaky palm, and his mother was immediately furious. Yinger saved her mother and her mother burst into tears. Neighbors heard Zhou's mother crying and came to see her. Sister-in-law Zhang, sister-in-law Bao, sister-in-law Mao and sister-in-law Diao are crowded in a room. It turns out that Lang Ping and Zhou Da were unreasonable before. This mother is so kind that all her neighbors like her. Seeing that there were many people, Zhou Dalang said, "There is no need to advise each other in family matters! "
The neighbors saw it and went home.
The mother looked at her daughter, her limbs cold. The mother cried with her daughter in her arms. It is immortal because no one saved it, but it died. Zhou's mother scolded Zhou Dalang: "You are so poisonous! Presumably, you don't want to spend three or five thousand years in the house and deliberately ruin my daughter's life! " Hearing this, Zhou Dalang was furious and said, "You said that I am not willing to spend three or five thousand yuan to buy a house, which made me laugh!" Zhou Dalang is going out. Why doesn't mother Zhou worry: a Guanyin is like a daughter, clever and good at sewing, and everything is fine. How to teach him not to worry! No Zhou Dalang bought the coffin, but eight people carried it. Mother Zhou cried when she saw the coffin enter the door! Zhou Dalang looked at his mother and said, "You told me that I can't give up a house of three or five thousand. Your daughter's room, but some of them are exquisite and moved in coffins! " It was only at this time that I ordered the undertaker and others to enter the funeral home and immediately asked someone to pay Zhang Yilang and his younger brother Jiro: "You two will build the pit with me." Don't worry about it after paying the bill. Do nothing on land and water, don't stay, just go to the funeral tomorrow. Zhou Ma taught me to stay for a few days, and I couldn't get through there. The funeral ended early, the burial was completed, and everyone returned home.
It's a pity that the three feet are heartless, but they are covered with affectionate teenagers.
Words are divided into two ends. Let's start with a young man in his thirties, surnamed Zhu Mingzhen, who used to be an underground pedestrian. He used to work as a helper and would fight with others.
The girl used him for her funeral and pit construction. When I came back from burying my daughter, I said to my mother, "One day something good will happen to me, and tomorrow I will be rich." Mother said, "What's the good news for my son?" The young man said, "Funny, Zhou Dalang's daughter died in Caomen today, and the husband and wife argued,' The girl is my anger. "Don't be angry, the house is about SanWuQian, all in the coffin. There is more than wealth, why not take it? " Mother said, "This is no joke. It's not a bad sin. Your grandfather is good. Twenty years ago, your grandfather went to dig a grave and uncovered the coffin. The body looked at your grandfather and smiled. Your grandfather was taken aback. He died four or five days after he came back. Son, don't go, this is not a joke! " Zhu Zhen said, "Mom, you can't convince me." Go under the bed and drag out an object for mom to see. Mom said, "Don't put it out! It was originally taken out by your grandfather, and this is a rest. " Zhu Zhen said, "Everyone has a different fate. I have counted my life several times this year, saying that I will get rich. Don't stop me. "
What are you dragging? It turned out to be a leather bag, which contained some knives and axes, a leather lamp, a jar of oil and a linen collar. Mother looked at it and said, "What does this hemp fiber want him to do?" Zhu Zhen said, "It's midnight." This is the middle of 1 1 month, but I hate heavy snow. That fellow put on hemp fiber, but he brought another one, made of more than a dozen bamboo skins, with a row behind it. There were footprints in the snow. If you take one step, the bamboo chips at the back will be scraped flat without footprints. That night, it was about the left side of the second watch. The cashier said, "When I come back, knock and open the door." Although the capital is very hot, the open space outside the city is still calm. Besides the second watch, it's snowing again. Who's coming out?
Zhu Zhen left home and looked back, but there were no footprints. Go to Zhou Dalang's grave, go to Xiao Qiang's low-lying place and cross your feet. What a coincidence! The grave keeper keeps a dog. The dog barked when it saw a stranger jump over the wall and climb out of the grass nest. Zhu Zhen prepared an oil cake with some medicine in it during the day. Seeing the dog barking, he threw away the oil cake. Dogs smell what they throw and eat what they smell.
The dog fell down with only one bark. Zhu Zhen approached the grave. Zhang Erlang, who was guarding the grave, cried, "Brother, if the dog barks, it won't bark, but stop it! What's wrong with it? Here it is. Get up and have a look. " My brother asked, "Then why did you steal from me?" The brother said, "Only when the dog barks will it stop barking. Is there a thief? If you can't get up, I'll get up and have a look. "
The brother got up, put on his clothes, and went out to watch with a gun in his hand. Zhu Zhen heard someone's voice, quietly untied the hemp fiber, grabbed the footsteps and walked to a willow tree. That tree is so big that it just covers it. But he covered his body and waist with his hat, wiped it on the ground and put the hemp fiber aside. Seeing that the door inside was open, Zhang Er walked out of the door coldly and shouted, "Beast, what are you shouting?" The second one got up in his sleep and was blown down by snow and hail. Surprised, he quickly closed the door and entered the room, shouting, "Brother, there is really no one." He quickly took off his clothes and put the quilt head in his pocket. "Brother, it's so cold!" "My brother said," I said no one! "Around midnight, two people chatted for a long time, and no one listened, so they stopped chatting.
Zhu Zhen said, "If you don't work hard, you can't get close to the wealth of the world." Lift yourself up, put on your hat and hemp fiber again, rush to the grave and push the knife out of the snow. During the day, we sort out the waste, put down the knife and pick up the slate until the edge is straight. Except the hat on our heads, we took off the hemp fiber and put it in a wall compartment. We took out two long needles from a leather bag, put them in the cracks of bricks, lit a leather lamp, took out the fire from the bamboo tube, blew it, took out the oil from the oil tank, lit the lamp, picked up the knife and nailed it and threw it on the wall. Tao, go to that girl's head and take it off. There are a lot of gold jewelry, all of which have been dismantled. Only the clothes on girls are difficult to take off. After a while, the fellow took off the towel from the waist, walked to the girl's neck, got up, plunged into her neck, and stripped the girl naked without underwear. That fellow suddenly put up with it, and when he saw the girl's snow-white body, his lust rose, so he raped the girl again. You are so strange! I saw the girl open her eyes and hold Zhu Zhen in her hand. Why is it so clear? That's right: Zeng Guan's Book of Reservations shows that everything is not up to people.
It turned out that my daughter was preoccupied with Fan Erlang, and when she saw me scold, she was so angry. I died a few days ago, and this time I got the qi of yang and harmony, and then I woke up and turned around. Zhu Zhen was taken aback. Seeing that girl crying: "Brother, who are you?" Zhu Zhen used his quick wits and said, "Sister, I'm coming to save you." The girl lifted herself up and didn't pay attention: on the one hand, she saw her clothes fall from the wall, on the other hand, she saw an axe and a knife around her. How can she ignore it? Zhu Zhen wanted to be killed, but he couldn't stand it. The girl said, "Brother, thank you very much for helping me meet Fan Erlang in Fan Lou Hotel." Zhu Zhen thought, others can't get a good daughter because of poor money.
Rescue will go home, but who knows. "Don't panic," Zhu Zhen said. "I'll take you home and teach you about Fan Erlang." The girl said, "If I meet Fan Erlang, I will go with you."
At present, Zhu Zhen and the girl grabbed some clothes, packed the pockets of gold, silver, pearls and jade articles, blew out the lights, poured the oil into the oil tank, put away their clothes, took off their hats and sent the girl up. Zhu Zhen climbed up, covered the stone seamlessly, and sprinkled some snow on it. Instead, she taught the girl to lean back, light the hemp fiber, put on her hat with a purse in one hand and a golden ball in the other, and stumbled to her door and knocked two or three times. Knowing that her son was back, the mother let go of the door. When Zhu Zhen came home, his mother was taken aback and said, "My son, why have all the bodies been carried back?" Zhu Zhen said, "Mom, don't talk loudly." Put down your belongings and put the girl in her bedroom. Zhu Zhen stood up with a bright knife, looked at the girl and said, "I have something to discuss with you. If you depend on me, I'll take you to see Fan Jiro. If you don't trust me, have you seen my knife? Cut you in two. " The girl panicked and said, "Tell my brother, I don't know what to teach me?" Zhu Zhen said, "First, I told you not to talk in the room. Second, don't leave the house. In my opinion, tell Fan Erlang in two or three days. If you don't follow me, I will kill you! " The girl said, "One virtue, one virtue."
Zhu Zhen paid separately and went out of the room to talk to his mother.
Don't worry. Never sleep with that guy at night. Girls are not allowed to go out for two days a day. The girl asked, "Have you seen Fan Erlang?" Zhu Zhen said, "Goodbye. Fan Erlang will stay at home for you and come to pick you up when he is well. " From the beginning of1/kloc-0 to the first month of the following year 15, Zhu Zhen said to her mother that night, "I only listen to Aoshan every year, but I have never seen it. I'm going to see it today and I'll be back around five o'clock. " Zhu Zhen paid and went into town to see the lights.
What a coincidence! At about the same time, Zhu Zhen's mother was at home, and all she heard was "Fire"! When I opened the door in a hurry, I saw four or five hotels on fire. I panicked and killed my mother. I rushed in to clean up. Hearing this, the girl thought, "When will you stay if you don't leave here?" Go out and let your mother-in-law clean up. Damn, I don't know what to do. Go into the room and tidy up.
The girl walked away excitedly, but she didn't know the way. When she met a passerby, she asked, "Where is Cao Limen?" The man pointed: "It's just ahead." He walked in the door and asked, "Where is the Fan Lou Hotel?" The man said, "It's just ahead." The girl is so flustered. If you have seen Zhu Zhen before, there is nothing to say.
The girl went to the Fan Lou Hotel and saw Dr. Wine greeting in front of the door. The girl said a deep hooray. The wine doctor replied, "Miss, is everything all right?" The girl asked, "Is this Fan Lou?" Dr. Jiu said, "This is it." The girl said, "Do you want me to say, is Fan Erlang there?" Dr. Jiu thought, "Look at Jiro! Go straight to the door. " Dr. Jiu said, "The one in the hotel is." The girl went to the cupboard and shouted, "Long live Dadong!" Fan Erlang stopped listening, but when he heard it, he quickly got off the cabinet. When I looked closer, I was taken aback and shouted again and again: "Extinguish!" The girl said, "second brother, I'm human. Are you a ghost?" How can Fan Erlang believe it? One end shouted "destroy, destroy!" "Hold the stool with one hand. But I hate that there are many soup buckets on the stool. I quickly lifted a soup bucket with my hand and looked at the woman's face. What a coincidence! Go find that girl and play in the sun. Let out a cry and throw yourself on the ground. Panic killed the bartender. He came to see the girl lying on the ground. How's life? Exactly: Last night in the east wind evil, the small garden blew away Jiang Mei.
Dr. Wine died of blood immersion while watching the girl. Fan Erlang shouted: "Destroy, destroy!" Seeing the noise outside, Fan Dalang rushed out to have a look, only to hear his brother shout, "Stop!" " Dalang asked his brother, "What should I do?" I woke up for a long time. Q: "Why did you kill him?" Jiro said, "Brother, he is a ghost! Cao Men sells the daughter of Zhou Hai Dalang. " Dalang said, "If he is a ghost, he will have no blood. How can he settle it? " Go to the front of the hotel to persuade twenty or thirty people to watch, so that it is convenient to go in and arrest Fan Erlang immediately. Fan Dalang said to the crowd, "She is the daughter of Zhou Dalang in Caomenli and died in November.
My brother only said he was a ghost, not a man, so kill him. I don't know whether he is a man or a ghost now. If you want to arrest my brother, let me invite his grandfather to see the body. "They said," Since this is a good place, please invite him. "
Fan Dalang hurried to Zhou Dalang in Cao Men, saw a chest and asked, "Who are you?" Fan Dalang said, "Fan Dalang from Fan Lou Hotel is here. It is urgent. Just let me know. " Breasts are invited at once. Soon, Zhou Dalang came out to meet each other.
Fan Dalang said the last sentence, saying: "Dare to bother to recognize the body, never forget life and death." Zhou Dalang also refused to believe it. Fan Dalang is not a liar in his spare time. Zhou Dalang and Fan Dalang were stunned when they arrived at the hotel. "My daughter is dead, how can I live any longer?" There is such a thing! "Fan Dalang are not allowed to talk about this place. He closed a group of people that night and sent them to Nanya Kaifeng House the next morning. Bao had to pay attention to understanding, so he sent Fan Erlang to the supervision department for supervision. While looking at the body, I will exercise the official room to check the facts. When the official sent someone to dig the grave, there was only an empty coffin. Asked Zhang Yi and Zhang Er, who are in charge of the cemetery, he said, "1 1 month, when it snows, I hear dogs barking at night. I opened the door the next morning and saw the dog die in the snow. I don't know the other reasons. "Give the file to Yin Da.
Yin Da is in a hurry. He has three days to catch the thief. Show two or three limits, and there will be no whereabouts. As if: the golden urn falls into the well without faith, and the iron gun sharpens the needle as easy as blowing off dust.
Let's talk about Fan Erlang's thinking in the prison department: "This is so strange! If a person says he is dead, he is dead, and there is a burial project, as evidenced by the grave; If it is a ghost, there is blood in the fight, there is a body after death, and the coffin is empty. " Zhan turned to think, but he couldn't make up his mind. Then he thought, "What a pity to have such a beautiful daughter! If it's a ghost, that's fine; If it wasn't a ghost, it wouldn't have killed him in vain! " Toss and turn at night, think for a while, doubt for a while, toss and turn and can't sleep. Recalling the first meeting in the teahouse, he said, "I was fascinated that day!" "
Look at each other, eager to get started. Whether it is a ghost or not, I will discuss it slowly. It's not a crime that impatience ruined his life! Now I'm trapped in a trap, which I can't understand. How can it be? Confess together! "Turn to regret, turn to regret.
I was beaten twice, so I didn't feel sleepy.
I dreamed that a woman won the fairy and came with heavy makeup. Fan Erlang was shocked: "The little lady is not dead." "I hit it," said the young lady. "Although I was bored, I didn't hurt my life. Slaves die twice, only for officials. Today, knowing that the official came, I came to find it and fulfilled my wish with the official. It is also taken for granted. " Fan Erlang got carried away and had sex with him. Between the pillows, there is infinite joy. It's over. Take care and leave. I didn't know it was a dream until I woke up, which added a lot of regrets. The next night was the same. On the third night, he came back, more attached than before, and told him, "I'm still alive." Today was accepted by General Wudao. I only remember the official with all my heart, and I was sobbing. I was pitied by General Wudao and took three days off. Now that the deadline has passed, if we delay any longer, we will be reprimanded. The slave and the officer said goodbye forever. I have asked five generals, but I am very patient. After January, nothing will happen. "Fan Erlang felt sad and began to cry. Wake up and think of what you said in your dream, believe it or not. Just after January 30th, I saw Yin Jun's order from Xinfeng prison, and took Fan Erlang out to the prison department for investigation.
It turns out that there is a regular customer selling Dong Gui in Kaifeng House. That day, she went out of the city gate with a basket, only to see a woman calling a regular vendor in front of the door and handing something to Dong Gui. What is this? This is gardenia made of beads. That night, Zhu Zhen came home and lost this pearl flower. My mother-in-law picked it up privately, ignoring a few dollars and selling it for one or two dollars for private use. Dong Guidao: "How much is it?" The woman said, "Random." Dong Gui said, "I'll give you two passes back." The woman said, "Good." Dong Gui returned the money and went to the envoy's room later. He observed and said, "Good land." . Immediately observe, take this gardenia to Caomen, show it to Zhou Dalang and Zhou Mama, and think that it was brought by her daughter when she died. Send someone to catch the woman at once. The woman said, "My son Zhu Zhen is not here." At that time, Zhu Zhen had not been discovered, but he was playing in Sangavali. He was caught by the public and sent to Kaifeng. Bao sent the warden to inquire about the last events, but he couldn't deny them, so he pleaded one by one. At the beginning of the case, Xue Kongmu suggested that Zhu Zhen rob the tomb and behead it. Fan Erlang survived and stabbed the city camp, but he never submitted the case. In the night, I dreamed that a god was like five generals and angered Xue Kongmu: "What happened to Fan Erlang? I want him to stab me! I want to get rid of him. " Xue Kongmu woke up, frightened, and changed Fan Erlang into a ghost. Unlike human life, it's weird and should be released. Bao Yinda saw it and everything went according to plan. Fan Erlang went home happily. Later, when I got married, I didn't forget Zhou Shengxian's feelings. /kloc-When he was 0/8 years old, he went to Wudao General Temple to burn paper as a souvenir. There is a poem to prove that lovers and girls are only infatuated with strange things.
If you compare ruthlessness with affection, ruthlessness seems cheaper.
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- 30 laughs until you cramp, which is very humorous.
- Decoding the core bad story "fear of being abandoned"
- What kind of girls does Wang Dongcheng like? Can he accept girls who are more than ten years younger than him?
- A joke about letting his wife do housework.
- Famous writers of romantic novels include Song Like Xiaoguo.
- Uncle Zhang, who sells potatoes, and Aunt Li, who is stingy, write 600 words?
- How do you think about it? When eating, one person tosses the dishes over and over again and then doesnĄ¯t eat them.