30 laughs until you cramp, which is very humorous.

First, when you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

Second, when you are in love, the whole person is like an hourglass, with a full heart and an empty head. Third,? You can borrow money, but I have to discuss it with my daughter-in-law first. ? I thought you didn't have a wife. Yeah, so it's not negotiable! ? Didn't you say you would never do it again? Don't you dare bite me A dog can't change its mind and eat shit! This joke is so funny that I have to watch a tragedy to calm my mood. Six, today's blind date, the other party's requirements are too high, I am angry and say: Well, it's good for you. She replied:? How did you know I was a stewardess? Today is a rest day! ? Send a message to my husband: Do you know where the bank card is? I need it urgently, come back quickly! Husband replied: I know! Eight, when men comfort men, they often say that they are miserable. When women comfort women, they often say that another woman is worse. Every time I find the key to success, someone secretly changes the lock. Honey, I think cooking should have a clear division of labor. For example, you are responsible for cooking and I am responsible for eating. Eleven, good-looking can be eaten as a meal, so you should know why I am so fat. 12. I have a crush on a girl for a long time, but I don't know how to get her to notice me. I can only make money silently, and then I followed many people when she got married, and finally I succeeded in attracting her attention. Thirteen, you are very abstract and sci-fi, which can be said to completely enhance human imagination. Arguing with your girlfriend is like reading the license agreement before installing software. It doesn't matter whether you understand it or not, as long as you make the final choice. Do you agree You can move on. Fifteen,? What's it like to be single for two years? I don't know what you're talking about. Two years. 16. I dreamed that I was beaten by a group of people last night and woke up. Then I went back to sleep, met that group of people and said to me, dare you come back? Seventeen, predestined friends thousands of miles to meet, but also save phone bills. Eighteen, the first part: I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; Bottom line: I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself. Nineteen, people are awesome, and I won't pay back if I say no! The war is fierce. The doctor is rescuing a general. The nurse next to him looks strange. Suddenly, she took out a knife and stabbed the doctor. Everyone present was stunned. The nurse said with tears. Sorry, I'm undercover. I know you are very kind to me, but I can't let you save him. I can't let him say another word. ? The doctor covered his wound and said trembling, then stab him! ? Twenty-one, if people are unlucky, smoke will float to your face no matter where you sit when eating hot pot. Twenty-two, women are plump, thin and slim, tall and slender, and short and exquisite! Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd. There is no justice! Twenty-three, if now the girl walking in the ancient street, was dragged back to the bedroom by the emperor, washing her face at night, will she be convicted of cheating on you and so on? Twenty-four, because of my introverted personality, I never dare to check out rashly! Twenty-five, going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, you are not happy, but you should be together.

26. Open your wallet when you are sad. There is nothing in my wallet. It is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him! Twenty-eight, life will make you suffer for a while, and then let you suffer for a lifetime after you get used to it. Twenty-nine, like a person, the brain will automatically add filters, whitening, grinding skin, do not like to change the original picture for the second time, my God, am I blind? Thirty, primary schools consume pencils, middle schools consume notebooks, high schools consume brains, and universities consume traffic. Thirty-one, you can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life. Your problem is: knowing everything is laziness. Thirty-two, it is said that it is difficult for four kinds of girls to find a partner: first, they don't like makeup, second, they are more homely, third, they are men with character, and fourth, they are not spoiled and cute. I shed tears when I knew the truth. Thirty-three, starving to death, doing well is called losing weight; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Play dumb, if you do it well, it's as stupid as you think. When you feel lonely, turn on the computer and put on a ghost film. After a while, you will feel that the toilet is occupied, the kitchen is occupied, and the room is occupied. 35. When the banknote stood up and spoke, all the truth fell asleep.