What kind of joke can make people laugh instantly?

Joke 1: Once upon a time, there was a man who was very afraid of his wife. One day, he secretly ate a box of rice cakes. When his wife found out, she beat him up and made him kneel for three more nights. The man felt very aggrieved and felt that his fate was miserable, so early the next morning he went to the street to find a fortune teller to tell his fortune. The fortune teller asked: "Are you noble?" The man said aggrievedly: "Yes, I will kneel until the third watch." The fortune teller said: "I asked you how old you are?" At this time, the man's eyes widened in horror and said: " I only ate a box of rice cakes and I was beaten and made to kneel for three shifts. It would have been better if I had several boxes." Joke 2: A certain village welcomed the county magistrate for an inspection. The village magistrate accidentally fell down and sat down when he came on stage. When you get up, you quickly apologize: I'm sorry, County Magistrate, I'm so embarrassed, I've smeared your face! Joke 3: A man raises a pig, it's annoying, so he abandons it. But the pig knows the way home, and abandons it several times. To no avail. One day, a man drove a car and abandoned the pig. That night he called his wife and asked, "Has the pig returned?" The wife said, "The pig has returned." The man roared, "Let it answer the phone. I'm lost!" Joke 4: Once upon a time, there was a man who studied hard in Hanchuang for decades. , he was never able to get an official position, and he had too many insights and helplessness about life. Later, he married and had two sons. He believed that life is between success and failure, so he named his eldest son Chengshi and gave birth to two sons. The second son was named Baishi. He was very strict with his sons and hoped that they would be able to get official positions in the future so that they could realize their unfulfilled dreams. One day, before the man went out, he assigned 300 words to his eldest son and 200 words to his second son, and asked his wife to supervise their writing. After the man left, the two children began to write. The eldest son was a little slippery and wrote 50 words less, and the second son wrote 50 words more. In the evening, the man came back and asked his wife if the sons had written. The wife said: "Yes, I have written, but if it fails, it will fail. Both are 250."

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