Satire at those who cry poor all day.

1. Will you be careful when you pass the lawn? Don't dirty the soil I want to eat!

2. People should have a little ambition and don't always argue with those hundreds of dollars, so I usually have a problem with three and a half dollars, especially ten cents.

I can wait for love. If I get rich, please do it at once! Right now!

I can't shit cleanly, so I have to leave half of it, or I'll be hungry next time!

I never care whether my friends have money or not. I'm not that poor anyway.

I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was not enough money.

Cry in a circle of friends and eat dirt in a circle of friends.

7. An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and three inches of time is worth an inch of heart. Cherish this time when you can still be poor and happy, and struggle, Sao Nian!

8. I feel much richer than Ma Yun, because Ma Yun once said that his salary is only one yuan.

9. I just got out of prison and have to find a way to go back.

10. Do I still tell others that I am poor in a euphemistic way? I'm too poor to hide!

1 1. I really want to put on clothes I haven't worn for a long time and feel rich.

12. "Although we were poor before, we were all happy. It's different now. " "Have money now?" "Now I am not only poor, but also fucking unhappy."

13. Forgive me for my poor mouth and money.

14. Growing up, I found that my best and most effective magic is to make money disappear!

15. My most precious property before marriage is freedom.

16. My eyes seem to be nearsighted! Why can't I see the money when I open my wallet!

17. I just saw Xiao Qiang, and I have meat to eat again.

18. When you walk slowly, don't take away my northwest wind.