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In "Under the Zhengyangmen", how can the old man and the poor Hou "sing poems and fight for wine" tell the difference between winning and losing?

Let's talk about the three most classic scenes under Zhengyangmen:

First, the nine magistrates and the ragged Hou were drinking and writing poems in the tea bar building;

Second, in front of the spirit of the Nine Magistrates, the ragged Hou raised a glass and recited poems, and dropped Geyao's Eight-Party Cup to show his repentance.

Third, the Nine Magistrates faked their deaths and came back, criticizing everyone, saying a warning to the world that "life is different."

Let's start with the first paragraph. Many people will definitely have a question after reading "Under the Gate of Zhengyang"-isn't it just a poem-singing drinkers' wager game? How can we tell who wins and who loses? Say, order wine. Eat, drink and be merry, but the ancients had many tricks. It is the most described in A Dream of Red Mansions. There is a vulgar and elegant wine list, and even grandma Liu has come to gather together a table. Both the Nine Magistrates and the tattered Marquis are old Beijing families, who love collecting and are proficient in China culture. Therefore, their drinking order is "elegant".

0 1 wonderful opening, dressed in rags, Hou first paid a tribute to the nine magistrates to show his respect. The nine-door satrap said, "No, no, get up." The tattered Hou said with a "Cha". The two officially opened the room. Much like the two masters in Wulin, they have complete etiquette rules. Close the old man's hand first:

"I am tired of drinking at night, and I will not return if I am not drunk." This is a poem from the emperor's banquet. Talk about the benefits of drinking. First of all, have fun. Second, we should be filial. Third, don't lose your virtue. Fourth, don't lose your temper. )

The ragged Hou got up, gave a military salute, and then chanted, "There are no clouds in the wind and rain, and chickens crow endlessly." (meaning, you are an elder and have many offenses. But you lost. This sentence is also a passage in the Book of Songs. From the book of songs Zheng Feng storm.

This poem is a love poem. It is about a woman who thinks about her man on a stormy night, and will never change her will, that is to say, she will not change her integrity in a difficult social situation. It's said that this is a woman's words at such a shabby time. ) Poor Hou is right in this sentence. First, it is a pleasure to say that Master Guan is a gentleman. Second, I said I was a gentleman. Although I am a rag collector, I will not change my integrity. The idea is higher than the old man's first sentence, and he praised two, supercilious! So "the old man got off to a bad start". In the first round, poor Hou won!

The second round is flying flowers, which makes this round easier for you. Turn off the old man and win. The first part: "The fairy goes to the sea, leave me a coral hook." The Nine Magistrates' couplet reads, "Bright and dazzling, colorful Kyushu." If you are poor and drink, it means that you have made the bottom line and I lost. But at this time, the Nine Magistrates said, "Don't lie, it's not over yet. There are still two sentences behind, you have to make up for me. "

This is a bit "seniority" and a bit rogue. The rag waited for the wake-up call and said, "Please enlighten me." Nine prefects said, "I'm too expensive to play with stones all night." Poor Hou is willing to gamble and lose. Drink it.

Governor Jiu went on to say, "When it comes to coral, this coral is getting older. How many circles are there in modern times? How many laps in ancient times? " Poor Hou couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Guan Lao, let's stop playing like this." I mean, but this is not an order to drink, you are beside the point! ) But who let Guan always be an elder? Poor Hou also recognized it. The Nine Magistrates did not give up, and then gave the answer: "360 laps in modern times and 380 laps in ancient fossils." This gathering is about the relationship between the earth's rotation speed and the number of natural days every year-corals grow in a circle day and night, so this circle is one day, 360 days in modern times and 380 days in ancient times.

Master Guan said, "I heard that it has reached 400 laps recently", which means that the newly discovered older coral fossils have 400 days a year. So, this round, poor Hou lost again and again.

In the third round of tattered Hou, there was a problem. In rags, Hou brought twenty-three kinds of wine, which the nine magistrates could taste and tell what it was. Said his father lost him because there were not many kinds of wine. This means "revenge" and "challenge".

But the nine prefects here sent their granddaughter "Little Lazy Cat" to fight. Little lazy cat dipped three cups of different "wine" with chopsticks at one time, and said what "wine" was in each cup, one of which was white water. Break Hou completely give up!

Where did you lose? Lose in educating future generations. Although poor Hou is a character, his daughter has not received a good education. Not only did she find a son-in-law who had been unhappy for many years, but her daughter didn't even have the basic knowledge of collection and wine tasting. In those days, I wanted to sell a pipe engraved with the letter "JB" to Han Chunming. As a result, I made a joke and polished an antique pipe so smooth that Han Chunming turned away regretfully.

So, the game is broken, lost, and convincing! Only when "Under the Gate of Zhengyang" is brushed here can we see the taste ~ This is also the charm of this drama, and all the details of the design imply life and philosophy. People live to the end, than what? It's about children.