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Don't laugh at other people's poems.

1. A poem about not laughing at others

2. There are poems about laughing at others.

A poem about not laughing at others 1. Don't laugh at others when they are sad.

1. Every winner has a beginning.

Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success. 2. The world will give way to people with goals and foresight (Feng Liangnu, a famous salesman in Hong Kong) 3. Before creating things, we must first create people.

It is better to retreat into a net than to fish in the forest. If you don't set limits for yourself, there will be no barriers in your life that limit your play.

There are many ways to make money, but if you can't find the seeds to make money, you can't become a career. 7. Although the nest is small, it collapses thousands of miles.

8. The most effective capital is our reputation, which works for us 24 hours a day. 9. A stumbling block is a stepping stone.

10, selling the world's number one product-not the car, but yourself. Before you can successfully sell yourself to others, you must sell yourself to yourself 100%.

1 1. Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time. 12. Positive thinking leads to positive life, while negative thinking leads to negative life.

13. People have one mouth and two ears because they listen twice as much as they say. 14, don't think about building a sea, you must start from a small river.

15, where there is something, there is a way; Cross the rubicon, 102 Qin Guan is finally Chu; Hard work pays off; Another 3,000 pieces of armor can swallow Wu. 16, your face is to present God's most precious gift to mankind-smile, which must be the greatest wealth of your work.

17. Those who are sincerely moved will respond with sincerity. 18, there are no rewards to encourage efforts in the world, and all rewards are only used to reward work results.

19. Even an immature attempt is better than a stillborn strategy. 20. Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.

2 1, go out well, speak well and do good deeds. 22. The name of the bystander will never climb the scoreboard of the game.

23. God helps those who help themselves. Laziness is a bad factory.

25. Don't make excuses for failure, just for success. If we want more roses, we must plant more rose trees.

27. The great man is great because when he coexists with others in adversity, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goals. 28. There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.

29. Those who escape from reality will have a worse future. 30, the prophet three days, ten years of wealth.

3 1, when you feel sad and painful, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever.

32. The height that a great man reached and maintained was not achieved in an instant, but climbed up step by step when his companions were asleep. Among the easiest things in the world, procrastination is the least laborious.

Perseverance is the main factor of success. As long as you knock on the door long enough and loud enough, you will eventually wake people up. 35. Husband and wife are United and turn soil into gold.

People can do it because they believe in it. 37. Without saliva and sweat, there would be no tears of success.

38. The strength developed by a person with faith is greater than that of 99 people who are only interested. 39. Endurance is better than brain power.

40. The environment will not change, and the solution lies in changing yourself. 4 1, two seeds, a forest.

42. Behind every effort, there must be a double reward. If you want to succeed, you should regard persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry.

Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves. 45. People who have never failed will probably never succeed.

46. The establishment of great achievements in life lies not in knowing, but in being able to do it. 47. Frustration is actually the tuition that success should pay.

48. Any restriction starts from one's own heart. 49. Forget failure, but remember the lessons of failure.

50. It is not the environment that makes people, but people create the environment. 5 1. Those who sow with tears will surely reap with a smile.

52. The backer will fall, the water will flow, and you will never fall on your own. 53. Desire enhances enthusiasm, and perseverance smoothes mountains.

As long as the road is right, we are not afraid of the long road. A drop of honey can catch more flies than a gallon of bile.

56. Sincere interest in others is the most important quality of a salesman. 57. Success has been tried since ancient times.

58. A person who can see things from other people's thoughts and understand other people's spiritual activities will never have to worry about his future. 59. When a person starts to struggle from his own heart, he is a valuable person.

60. Life is beautiful for some people, who have been striving for a certain goal all their lives. 6 1, sell products at the customer's heart, not at the customer's head.

62. No one is rich enough to need help from others, and no one is poor enough to help others in some way. Anyone who really tries to help others can't help himself.

64. Activists believe that only by pushing themselves can the world be promoted, and only by pushing themselves can the world be promoted. 65. The price you pay every day is higher than the previous day, because your life is shortened by another day, so you should be more active every day.

Today is too precious to be eroded by painful worries and regrets. Lift your chin and seize today, and it will never come back. 66. A person's greatest bankruptcy is despair, and his greatest asset is hope.

67. Action is the ladder to success. The more actions you take, the higher you climb. 68. The environment will never be perfect. Negative people are controlled by the environment, and positive people control the environment.

In fact, success only represents your 1% efforts, and success is the result of 99% failure. 70. Don't wait for opportunities, but create them.

7 1, the rule of success is extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy. 72. If a greeting is just a greeting, what's the difference between it and a monkey's cry? In fact, the correct greeting must clearly express your concern in one sentence.

73. A few more minutes of preparation last night saved hours of trouble today. 74. Look at others through a telescope, and look at yourself through a magnifying glass.

75. It is a laborer with hands, a helmsman with hands and brains, an artist with hands, brains and hearts, and a salesman who only cooperates with hands, brains and hearts. Doing the right thing is more important than doing it right.

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There is a poem about laughing at others 1. What poems describe laughter?

1, "Three Songs from Li"

Year: Song Author: Wu Shuo

At the beginning of the boat, the bright moon flew south and lost the group.

Heaven is blessed with simple words, and the world laughs at paper.

In September and March, it is cold, and in the morning, it is warm.

The victory lies in borrowing someone to teach you for a while, so why ask about the spiritual atmosphere in the future?

2. The Collection of Poems by Mei includes Mao's main officials, who are now painting Chinese paintings.

Year: Song Author: Su Shi

The poet, with a haggard description, is an old official and used to seeing alfalfa piled on green plates.

It's better to go back to your wife shyly than catfish.

Today, the gentleman ran aground and gave birth to two hairs, and slept with the drums. .

What's more, I will laugh at tuning friends and humane monkeys riding cows.

May you, like Gao Changshi, be the secretariat of the town for the time being.

I don't want you to be Meng Haoran, but I was sent back to the mountains by the wise Lord of SHEN WOO.

At this age, officials wander around evil, and when locusts come, it will be dark for a long time.

Envy your fiefs like clouds, everyone knows locusts.

3. "Hungry and cold"

Year: Song Author: Lu You

Every time in the dead of night, my arms are wide; Hunger or after noon, it's hard to stand this kind of good.

Hunger and cold are my worries, and worries are very hungry and cold.

Playing the piano is not over, but it is pushed away and sighs forever.

If the eldest son is broken, he will be an official at the age of three; Children learn to plow crops and cows sing at night; The old man hangs 80, and the wall is pushed down by everyone.

Don't laugh when you look at it, but be content when you are poor!

4. "Send me to my arms"

Year: Song Author: Lu You

Aspiring teachers have a thousand years, and there is no way to start from Jiuyuan.

Mountain garden dishes are often sparse and village shops are muddy.

A poem is in the form of illness, and a soul is in a dream.

Watching others laugh at me, my way should be respected.

5. "Poetry wine"

Year: Song Author: Lu You

Drunk in the morning, poetry mad.

Cherish the snail in the left corner and smile at the sword.

The wind and moon follow the flute, and the rivers and lakes enter the spear.

In my life, I know Qiyuan better.

2. Poems describing ridicule

People who look at people will also be looked at. Ovid, ancient Roman poet

Don't laugh at the shoemaker's thick black thumb. Laugh at this famous saying, British historian toffler

He laughs at idlers when he succeeds, and idlers when he slips. Zhang Kejiu, a Sanqu writer in Yuan Dynasty.

If you want to monopolize the truth, the truth will laugh at you. French thinker and writer 19 15 Nobel Prize in Literature laureate romain rolland.

Popular smart people laugh at it, but they still obey the tyrant's orders. Bierce, American writer

Laughing at corrupt scholars in science is similar to laughing at superstition in religion. Famous sayings about ridicule Emerson, American writer

I don't believe those who used to laugh at us all the time are still laughing! ! ! Hitler, leader of the Nazi Party, head of state of Germany.

Although we all laugh at shadow chasers, most people in life are chasing shadows. Wordsworth, English poet

We laugh at other people's shortcomings, but we don't know that these defects are also laughing at ourselves in our hearts. Thomas brown, British writer.

3. What ancient poems are mocking others?

"Guo Fengwei Feng Shuo Shu" is one of the Book of Songs, and it is a folk song of the Chinese people in Wei State in the pre-Qin period. . There is little difference between ancient and modern views on the theme of this poem. The ancients thought it was "stabbing", but today people think it is against exploitation and yearning for the promised land.

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Vole, vole, don't eat my millet! I have served you hard for years, but you don't care about me. Vowed to get rid of you and go to a happy land. That promised land, that promised land, is my good place!

Vole, vole, don't eat my wheat! I have served you hard for many years, but you are not kind to me. Swear to get rid of you and enjoy the state. That country, that country of music, is my good place!

Rat, vole, don't eat my seedlings! After years of hard work, you don't want me! I vowed to get rid of you and go to the suburbs to laugh. That happy suburb, that happy suburb, who is still lamenting the long cry!

Vernacular translation

Vole, vole, don't eat my millet! After all these years of hard work, you don't take care of me. I swear to get rid of you and go to the promised land to have happiness. That promised land, that promised land, is my good place!

Vole, vole, don't eat my wheat! After all these years of hard work, you don't give me preferential treatment. I swear to get rid of you and go to that happy country to find love. That music country, that music country, is my good place!

Vole, vole, don't eat my seedlings! I have worked hard to serve you for many years, but you have not comforted me! Swear to get rid of you and have fun there. That music suburb, that music suburb, who will lament that long call sign!

4. What poems ridicule others' conceit?

Yong Zhen by Wen Qing Yingjiang

A thousand hammers and a needle,

Inverted, inverted,

Eyes on the ass,

Only clothes, no one.

Mr Wen Yingjiang, who wrote this poem, was born in the 13th year of Tongzhi (1874) and paid tribute in the late Qing dynasty. When I was young, my family was poor and I was angry to study. My parents worked hard to save money in Panlong Temple. His poems are great, and his calligraphy is strange. He ranked first in the Tongchuan satrap exam, and the magistrate approved his paper and said, "The literary reform is the same as the prosperity, and the word is ugly in eight counties." In the twenty-eighth year of Guangxu, the province tried to pay tribute, Xuantongyuan years, entered the imperial examination in Beijing, and won the official book. After Xinhai, he returned to his hometown to live in seclusion and made a living by teaching and selling documents. On one occasion, the commander of the garrison came to visit and talked about Liu's love for the thatched cottage and asked him to enter the curtain. Wen declined "I am a legacy of my country and don't want to change my life for others" and died at the age of 76 in 1. He lived a miserable, aloof, humorous and cynical life, and wrote an epitaph saying: "Don't pour water on the wind, don't be enemies of fame and religion, and don't be happy."

5. Anyone who has a joke about others, the more the better, help me ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

1, after all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

Please respect yourself.

Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

4, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

5. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

6. You are really a tree. How simple is it?

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

8. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

9. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

10, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !

1 1. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

12, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

13, the person who is willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times is the one who really loves you!

14, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

15, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

16, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

17, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

18, I don't remember my own worries, and I usually report it on the spot.

19, I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.

20. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

2 1, the villain is shameless, and he values profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

22, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

There are many kinds of villains. "Ordinary people" and "despicable people" are different. There are good villains and bad villains. The average bad guy is a good guy. Some people deliberately do good things on the surface, that is, do bad things behind their backs, pretend that they don't know anything, but they are very happy inside. Such despicable people are bad.

24, the heart is a gentleman, the heart is not a villain; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite is bound to do something.

If you are unfaithful, your relatives must be unfilial; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people!

25. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

6. Laugh at people's poems

1. The river is average and the well is black.

The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen. (1) Plant a pumpkin like the earth and put it on the top of Wuyue Mountain.

Thrown into the Pacific Ocean, the earth has another continent. (2) A spike of rice, a bridge across the Yellow River.

Ten cars walk side by side, and the train doesn't sway. (3) The fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.

The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport. (4) The rice pile is round and sharp, and members pile the rice into the sky.

Pull a piece of white cloud to wipe the sweat, and smoke a bag of cigarettes near the sun. The county magistrate, surnamed Wang, is bent on being emperor.

Click death. The west wind blew and rained, and my legs didn't touch the ground.

Come out of the street, borrow people to bring pants. -I can't sleep in the middle of the night at the beginning of tomorrow. I'm bored to death. I jumped with all my strength with a bang.

It turns out that I broke a pair of spine tendons! -Mr. Ming Guangguang, a good grandmother, where is it in the world? A chicken on the left and a bottle of wine on the right. I'm afraid a fly will fly and stick to a willow tree.

-Lan Lai, Xiao Suo went to Feng, and the official money and wealth were swept away. Only Jiangshan couldn't move away, so he stayed and wrote it on the drawing.

This is a limerick that satirizes corrupt officials. According to legend, there was a scholar named Xipo who was good at writing seventeen-character poems.

One year, during the drought, the satrap was leading some subordinate people to hold a ceremony to pray for rain. Xibo wrote a poem: The people are more grateful to the prefect for rain. Last night, I opened the window to look-at the moon! The satrap was furious and asked him to make poems and laugh at himself.

He linked himself with Su Dongpo and blurted out: The ancients called Dongpo, and today people call it Xipo. If you compare two people, they are much worse.

Later the satrap sent him to Yunyang. Before he left, his uncle came to see me off.

His uncle is blind in one eye. So Xipotou wrote another poem: I was sent to Yunyang, and seeing my uncle is like seeing my mother.

Two people shed tears together-three lines. When he arrived in Yunyang, the local governor liked his poems very much and asked him to try one. He blurted out again: the ring rang and his wife left the backyard.

The golden lotus is three inches smaller.