Have you seen those people of Han Han?

I am fascinated by the accommodation life, because I used to think that living in a dormitory is the same as renting a house outside, and that boarding schools are extremely free. After staying for a year, I realized that this is far from renting a house. In the house you rent, as long as you don't tear down the house, no one else can interfere with what you do in it. In the dormitory, there are all kinds of subjects. I have seen these disciplines and compared them with myself, and found that all of them are violated except that I don't carry controlled knives with me. (Cui Weiju's novel) When I first entered No.2 Middle School, I was still curious about dormitory life, especially when I heard that the dormitory in No.2 Middle School was a standard two-bedroom and one-bedroom apartment. [Blocking advertisements] [Blocking advertisements] It is a great pleasure for a student to have a toilet with two rooms, one hall and two urinals. We won't know until we get in. Two rooms and one living room are not a joke, but 16 people are invited to sit together. After a year and a half together, everyone laughed, quarreled, fought and cried. I don't know. Now sit down and think about those brothers and their inherent expressions, all of which are vivid. Now a group of brothers have changed, but they are still as interesting. The greatest pleasure is that there is a "king who coughs at night" not far from the dormitory. That boy has a strange habit. Every hour after the lights out in the dormitory, he always coughs three times, which can be heard throughout Songjiang District. Over the past few months, it has been uninterrupted, rain or shine, louder and more punctual than the rooster crowing, which has become the signal for the start of late-night music programs and made great contributions to the future. Now think about it, it may be unremarkable, but listening to it decades later may touch my feelings and become a commemoration of a certain period of time. In order not to forget, it is necessary to set up a personal diary and laugh when bored. Jiezi is the head of our dormitory. Jiezi is a good dormitory administrator, and we are never allowed to talk loudly, which mainly affects his sleep. Like all simple working people, Jiezi works at sunrise and stays at sunset, and his life is very regular, which gives us an example to a great extent. In the boys' dormitory 205, Jiezi is the most unsmiling person and the most naive person, and has never seen anything beautiful arrival. But Jiezi has the right to communicate again, because he is responsible for managing the mailbox and telephone, but unfortunately there has been no letter or telephone from him. People living in this situation are prone to psychopathy, so we are worried about Jay's psychological imbalance, so make a phone call or something. Fortunately, Jackie didn't. The monitor is one of the few male cadres in our class. He thinks he has the highest position, but everything has its vanquisher. There is also a Communist Youth League secretary on his head. In fact, the real power of the monitor is not as big as that of the dormitory, or even as big as that of the TV. The monitor's only task is to attend all kinds of meetings in the school and make detailed records for transmission. In order to experience the taste of being a cadre, the cadres in the place where the student union is located call the class monitor every three days, otherwise the student union will have nothing to do. 1999 in the second half of the semester, the bad news came that the monitor's father was killed in a car accident and the monitor left sadly. At the same time, unfortunately, the propaganda Committee will hold a meeting instead of the monitor for a period of time. I thought the monitor's personality would change a lot after he came back, but he is very strong. In the past, we used to make fun of our monitor, but after the death of our monitor's father, this kind of joke decreased sharply. Although the monitor doesn't seem to have changed, we can vaguely see the influence of his father's death from his eyes, which are often in a daze for no reason. "Madman" is not crazy, but we used to add a "zi" as a courtesy title after our surnames. A "madman" is a standard slovenly man. His hair can be used to fly kites and his beard can be used to fish. Although the "madman" is only 1.6 meters tall, one or two "saints" can't do him anyway. Boxing is popular in our dormitory from 65438 to 0999. A boy next door claimed to be "fitness first". His biceps were bigger than his head and he was beaten all over the floor by a "madman". "Madman" has a poor berth, which is closest to the door. The problem is that the door is closest to the light switch. In the second half of the semester, Jackie got a strange disease called "lights out syndrome". Every time I turn off the lights, I am always excited, praising the light, whipping the darkness and chanting poems. Therefore, the task of turning off the lights fell on the head of the "madman". The "madman" has short hands, and every time he turns off the lights, he seems to be dying, which is extremely painful. Especially in the cold winter night, the "madman" is more attached to his bed. This makes our dormitory often deducted one point for turning off the lights late. The most striking feature of Madman is football. "Crazy" playing style is as rough as appearance, and he is desperate. People often fly a few meters away from his body to tackle the ball. When we play football, we dare not go near the "madman" for fear of losing our body organs. "Crazy people" always take the ball out of bounds and often throw it out when no one is defending. In view of his poor comprehensive ability, we sent a "madman" as a defender. When the opposing striker sees a "madman", he must go further and further so as not to lose his life. However, our football team did not enter the semi-finals of the inter-school league in the end, which became my biggest regret in the last year. After saying "crazy", it's my turn to sit at the same table-fun, he is my first male deskmate. The stubborn and playful spirit often used in reading. It's a rare topic of death. If you don't chew it, you will never go to the toilet, so fun will often get inspiration and urine. For example, in order to improve his writing speed, Lezi held his breath before writing and caught his breath after writing a line, so we often felt a cow in the classroom for a while. (Cui Weiju's novel) Lezi has been teaching people his theory of immortality until he reaches the Yellow River and insists on everything. I also quoted a western celebrity as saying that nothing I decided could be fired. Fun often teaches me to work hard and like a wall. Recently, I read a lot of reports about the bean curd residue project, saying that it should be like a wall with good construction quality. Junzi is the strongest one in our dormitory. He is famous for his muscular muscles and his love of noodle soup. Muscles are hard-earned by soldiers and are more important than life. Once in the dormitory, he will be busy showing his physical beauty. I just hate being bound by school rules. I can't just wear underwear to the classroom. However, contrary to the soldier's muscles, he likes to drink noodle soup. Our dormitory has the habit of eating instant noodles every night, and there are many trees and forests. After eating these noodles, there will naturally be countless soups. At this time, as long as you call a gentleman, the gentleman will immediately appear in front of your noodle bowl and drink it off. The gentleman said that seven points of nutrition and six points of soup. Soup is the source of life and is of great significance. No wonder this soldier is so strong, all because he is nourished by six points of nutrition. The results of the soldiers are not very good. He just died. Like me, it's hard to upgrade. In the last few days before the exam, I stayed up with Jun Zi and Danyang, and their grades were just as bad. I remember that one night it was raining cats and dogs, and we went out to buy pot stickers in the middle of the night to satisfy our hunger. As a result, the pot stickers there were really delicious, and none were left before midnight. It was hard to stay up late, so I had to move the tables and chairs to the aisle and shine them with begging lights. Dozens of watts of dim light make your eyes very sour. The only consolation is the midnight radio program. Ye Sha's voice echoed in the dark, adding a bit of tragic color to this scene. We read books, write letters, chat in a daze, brag, complain, sigh, be silent, make tea, beat our heads and take a shower, listen to the rain, close the window, open the door, take a nap, wake up, sit and play cards, dream crazily [block advertisements] and never come back night after night. Later, probably many fools thought it was cute, so they stayed up late. Think of dozens of people reading, writing letters, chatting and bragging together ... that's no different from class. The result of staying up late is no result. The soldier came to a pessimistic fact: many efforts were in vain. Even so, that boy was the best among the poor students, and then he was promoted after a narrow escape. However, we didn't go to eat fried dumpling to celebrate as scheduled. I wonder if the army is serious again: many agreements have not come later. After a week here, I took a roll of film for the dormitory and strung it into a story of the dormitory, leaving all the voices and smiles of my comrades behind me. In the photo, "Madman" and fun are sleepwalking with their eyes closed; The soldier's chest muscles were covered by Jay's head, and the soldier was very angry. I can't return, I photographed the profile; Danyang is stupid enough to make others lose their identity; Chaoan has been pushed, and it looks like Superman is about to take off. The smiling face and the smiling face in the photo will be deeply remembered with many joys and unpleasantness. Now my dormitory is next to the old dormitory, and those boys are becoming more and more lovely. On that day, I don't know who had a sudden brainwave and came up with the division of 0 1 and 02. We call it Cave 1 and Cave 2. Now it has been ranked to the 10 hole, which is 0 10, but the second hole says it should be called the first hole. I'm Dong Yi, and I sent the password. The original password was "Don't ask me where I'm going" and the reply was "My hometown is in Shanxi", but it's too corny. Now it's changed. The password is "drink our wine" and the reply is "vomiting and diarrhea are really funny", which has been officially confirmed. We agreed to share weal and woe, honor and disgrace. The second cave is Xiao Lu. Xiao Lu is very avant-garde, so he bought a copier. Unfortunately, the copier will wake people up at six in the morning, and nothing will happen at other times. Olivia is very active, and the last time she was active, she became a boys' dormitory. 9 "massacre. At that time, Xiao Lu was kicking the mosquito's bed, but the bed board was kicked off and the bed fell off. Mosquito was fatal and didn't fall to death, but he was traumatized. At that time, the subject and object were unclear. Lu Xiao, on the other hand, was crushed under the bed board, huddled up, and climbed out of the ruins for a long time, saying, "It's so cool. "It can be seen that Xiao Lu's combat capability is still very strong. But you don't know that the best thing in Xiao Lu is to make a phone call. If there are no objective reasons such as turning off the lights and urgency, he can keep calling until the phone is broken. The doctor is my compatriot. He has more guards than Xiao Lu. The doctor is called a doctor because he says he knows the answers to all the questions in the "Star Challenge". Later, I learned that it was fake, and doctors couldn't even tell the difference between seven continents and nine planets. Doctors are very active and like telling jokes. His jokes are like crying. No one will laugh after telling them, except himself. But what can make up for this shortcoming of the doctor is that the doctor plays the flute well-no, it is a good flute. I remember one Sunday, the doctor brought a lot of sticks of different styles from home. At first, we thought they were used to dry clothes. Later, we guessed that doctors went fishing in the pool of No.2 Middle School or played sparrows on the grass to improve food. Unexpectedly, the doctor picked up one and put it in his mouth. We were so scared that we thought the doctor was going to swallow a stick and commit suicide. I didn't expect the doctor to blow out beautiful music before we realized what it was. But unfortunately, after studying hard for two years, the doctor can only play a tune that reflects the grassland cattle and horses eating grass happily. Then the doctor blew this flute all over the fraternity of the class. At first, he was surprised and praised the doctor for playing the flute well. The doctor's berth is "mosquito." Mosquito is the first one I know. At the beginning, in the dormitory next door, my roommate blew "Mosquito" to the sky, saying that this man was a literary genius, which made me want to meet him very much. After the meeting, it was found that "mosquito" is "mosquito" after all, and the word "worm" is not added for nothing. "Mosquito" is obviously the kind that can basically make words and sentences. Very naive, but in order to become a pediatrician as soon as possible, I practice writing and study hard. Mosquitoes are meticulous in reading. Give him a book in the morning and ask me which page I saw. The answer is 100 pages. I was very successful when I asked in the afternoon, and even read more than 90 pages. I said "mosquito". This way of reading is not good. You read from the end to the beginning, and finally you don't understand what you are reading. (Cui Weiju's novel) Mosquito explains that the beauty of a book lies in the ass. This kind of words came out of nowhere, and "Mosquito" obviously misunderstood. On the ass, yes, but the ass grows in the middle of the human body. "Mosquito" became interested in Zhang Ailing after entering Bertelsmann's book club. I bought a set of Discontent by mail order, studied it for a long time, and finally learned to look at things from the perspective of contact, saying that Ye Qingcheng, a female writer now, is almost 100 years old and deserves to be an evergreen tree in the literary world. I was shocked. I didn't expect Ye Qingcheng to be a handful of turtles. No wonder the essays written by young women are particularly mature. It turned out to be an essay written by an old woman. I asked "Mosquito", how do you know? "Mosquito" said, because Zhang Ailing has a book called "Love in the City". Then, I understood everything. I said you can't just look at the topic and be reasonable. Read it when you have time. A few days ago, our dormitory was popular, but we couldn't touch the ranks of men who were kicked out. "Mosquito" touched it a few times and cried that he was not from the upper terrace. The most male in our dormitory is Xiao Zhi, who can jump more than one hand. Xiao Zhi's introduction should start with his performance. Xiao Zhi is a scoring player. When playing basketball, I hardly move and stay in the opponent's basket for a long time until my teammates pass the ball and then make a layup. This obviously tarnished the ornamental value of basketball, so we punished him not to enter the free throw line. Xiao Zhi had to practice CIC. Xiao Zhi's mantra is "embarrassment", which is full of charm by his twists and turns. Now that Xiao Zhi has moved out of the dormitory to live in a new home, he will never hear "embarrassment" again. Xiaoqing is a person who thinks he is very humorous. In his view, humor in the world has a score of 10, he has a score of 5, I have a score of 4, and other parts of the world have a score of 1 0. This reminds us of the historical allusion "gifted scholar and beautiful woman". He often says, Brother Han, I am a little more humorous than you today, I have to admit it. Xiaoqing loves singing very much, and always sticks to a scale when singing. A song has only the difference between pronunciation and severity, but no difference in tone. His representative sentence is "Young and Dangerous", and I don't know what the theme song is "Red Star in All directions". [Blocking advertisements] [Blocking advertisements] Jiajia and toffee have the same name and also have a feminine taste. Jiajia is characterized by her love of posing. After posing, more than a dozen people couldn't beat it. I have been fascinated by singing recently, and I learned it from Xiaoqing. The magic of singing is that others can't learn it when they are out of tune, and they can't even take it as a laughing stock in the classroom. It's called stepping out of the checkpoint. Duck is the earliest person to get up in our dormitory. He got his name from bringing us a salted duck when he came back from Nanjing. That dried salted duck is so delicious that we still remember it. So when we see him, we think of dried salted duck. As for the word "big", it is purely because he went to Australia and transferred from Osaka, so we combined the words "Osaka" and "salted duck" and called it "salted duck". "Big salted duck" is generous, duck food will never be swallowed by one person, and it will be distributed to the working people. Yesterday was my last night in the dormitory. Everyone got together and left, and the brothers talked until midnight. In the future, I will move to the room below them by phone 10 1, and tell those people to step on three feet every night before going to bed to say goodbye.