Give everyone four or five funny sketch lines.

Don: He has fallen asleep. Let's leave him alone.

Sun: Hey, Master, what are those people doing?

Liu (in the distance) (emotionally): I don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, I want to die on the same day in the same year!

Don: Let's ask them.

Don: What are you doing?

Guan: Can't you see? We are illiterate!

Don: What?

Liu: We became sworn friends in Illiteracy No.3 Middle School.

Don: What?

Zhang: We are illiterate-(super long sound)! ! !

Don: What?

Sun: Master, let the apprentice take out your ears and throat.

Then he took out his golden cudgel and said, Look at my old grandson's pocket golden cudgel!

Don: Well, it's much clearer now. I haven't pulled out my ears for five years. What did you say you were doing?

Sun: Master, they are illiterate under oath!

Don: Why do you want to be illiterate?

Zhang: Because we have to-

Liu: Dominate the Three Kingdoms! ! !

Tang: Wukong, what are the Three Kingdoms? They can't be new brands!

Sun: I think so, but I advise you not to go shopping. It must be very expensive to see people who want to dominate the Three Kingdoms so much and risk their lives, and our money is running out. We must stay in the hotel!

Don: Yes, all our money was sold to that pig, alas!

Sun: Master, these three people don't seem to have much money either. You see, there is no wine on this table, only their saliva.

Don: Hey, Wukong, take remy martin to the teacher.

Sun: Master, will you?

Don (rolling his eyes): Of course not. I just want to sift it in front of them and have a good drink!

Liu: Have you stayed enough? We still want to be illiterate!

Don: Hey, young man, don't blame the poor monk for being wordy. You should think long-term. I have the same blood as you, but even if you dominate the Three Kingdoms, the Tathagata Buddha won't agree, that old miser. If he doesn't want to give me a piece of land, I don't have to come to the Western Heaven to learn from it. He also put on the news that my meat can live forever. Do you think I can live longer if I really bite myself?

Guan: Tathagata? Did you read too many myths when you didn't take medicine when you went out?

Don: Hey, young man, if you don't even know the Buddha, how can you get along in this world? If he knew, you might go. Hey! In front of him, not only can you not say that you are bitter, but you should also kiss his ass!

Sun: Yes, so is my old grandson. Call him a fat man in front of him, and put my old man at the foot of Wuzhishan. Fortunately, my grandson is lucky, otherwise …

Don: Wukong-

Sun: Master-

Tang Sun: Ho ho. . .

Zhang: Wait, don't get excited yet. Honestly, are you crazy?

Don: Ah! The Tang Priest was called crazy for the first time since he was born! My life is really hard. Ah ... (squatting and crying) Wukong, let's go!

Sun: Yes, Master.

Because of the vivid teachings of Tang Priest and the Monkey King, Liu changed his ideal.

Liu: I don't want to die on the same day in the same year, I want to be born on the same day in the same year! ! !