The famous joke of Deyun Society

Performers: Degang Guo, Yu Qian

Classic lines:

1. Corporal James, American five-star general.

There is a Degang Guo in China. Military wizards are literate, literate, martial-minded, able to mount a horse, know women on the kang and shoes on the kang.

After making money, we go home and do nothing. Let's open a big shop. Let's run a company. I will buy a big table and be the boss. I hire 10 people with red hoops to stand in front of me every day. I scolded them one by one. I don't scold the toilet sweeper every day, because my daughter-in-law cleans toilets.

The pilot took out the money and added 30 yuan of oil to the helicopter.

5. Who knows that thing in America! Ask the village chief!

6. The white one in the White House-freshly brushed pulp.

I really want to eat lobster, but I don't want to eat cake.

2. Driving in Jing Li

Performers: Degang Guo, Yu Qian

Classic lines:

1. Jing Li, Allegro is good, the little leader of Beijing School.

I ran a race with someone and a disabled person in a wheelchair, and I lost.

3. Drive three miles, my God, it's so exciting!

Drop a big bag and open it. It's full of money. "My mama of, too exciting, god! Not only can you buy a car this time, but you can also marry a beautiful wife! ! ! "bang! A woman fell, this beautiful woman, lying there. "God, it's so exciting!" Is beautiful, there came four policemen, "hey, did you kill this? ! "Car accident!

3. I am a scientist

Performers: Degang Guo, Yu Qian

Classic lines:

1. Guo: I'll release it when I finish studying that year.

Y: let it out?

Guo: Let it go after learning!

Y: Have you studied enough? You were locked up after your sentence was released, weren't you?

Guo: I've learned enough!

Y: After graduation.

Guo: We are very knowledgeable. Yes, we didn't shoot those who were killed and those who were released.

2. Play, play, play and go means go and play. Work hard and finish my Play Go quickly.

4. "I am a triad"

Performers: Degang Guo, Yu Qian

Classic lines:

1. Look at people, the driver buys a big building, and look at you. You have nothing, the ground is shaking under your feet, the water around you is flowing, your hands are shaking, and your heart is crying.

2. Is your father's surname Cui? Guo: Your father's name is Jian!

3. Just don't listen! Little bastard! I said, dad, don't say that. Don't say children are rabbits. Genetically, it's not good for parents. Father was anxious and rolled his arms and sleeves. I want to fight you!

People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We're too embarrassed for ghosts.

5. Have you seen the movie Young and Dangerous? Have you seen it? Yes, yes, we are together. Does the Hong Kong Red Star Society know? I want the red star. But we are not the headquarters, we are from the branch office. I'm from Niulanshan.

6. I come from the underworld. Look how black I'm dressed.

5. About dreams

Performer: Guo