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The content of jokes and flirting told by blood elves!

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Blood elf woman:

Is that a magic bug in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Is there a magic bug in your trouser pocket, or are you too excited to see me? (No comment. . . Good boys don't ask questions, bad boys imagine)

I am addicted to you, baby ~

I'm addicted to you, baby ~ (everyone knows that blood elves are addicts)

Usually I only ride epic mounts, but let's talk about …

Usually, I only ride epic mounts, but we can talk. . . ("Riding a Horse" and "Epic Mount". . . Understand by yourself)

My magic faucet takes all the boys into the yard.

My magic transfer can attract all boys ~

I'm the girl that ESRB warned you about …

I'm the girl that ESRB warned you to be careful ~ (ESRB, Entertainment Software Classification Committee, is an organization that evaluates whether a game is PG 13, Teen or R, so the most explicit translation of this sentence is: "I'm the girl who made WOW be judged as unsuitable for minors." . . )

Blood elves:

Your eyes are like a sun well … before the explosion that destroyed us all, of course!

Your eyes are like a sun well. . . Before it blew us all up, of course! (The trauma of the whole race)

You look as good as me.

You are almost as beautiful as me (= _ _ =)

Hey, why don't you come over … oh, watch your hair!

Baby, do you want to come over? . . Hey, don't mess with my hair! (=___=)

You know what I like about your eyes? I can see my reflection when I look deep enough.

You know what I like most about your eyes? When I observe them deeply, I can see my own reflection (intoxicated tone) (= _ _ =)

I know every rose has a thorn, but if you can sprinkle some sugar on me, we can rock all night and party every day.

I know roses have thorns, but as long as you pick them carefully, we can be lingering forever ~! In other words, Rose describes himself. . . =_________=)

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Blood elf woman:

No, no, I won't do that, but my sister will!

No, no, I won't do that. . . But my sister will!

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk there again?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should we meet again? (Kid. . . )

I went to undercity for a beauty treatment. Ah, have you seen these people? ! I said, you don't have a jaw. You want to give me a facial? She was angry; At least I think she did. Have you ever heard a man speak without a jaw? # $% @ & Haha, she sounds like a murloc!

I went to undercity for facial beauty. God, have you seen those guys? I said, you don't even have a chin, but you want to give me a beauty treatment? She is angry, at least I think so. Have you ever heard a man speak without a chin? # $% @&(malicious imitation) Haha, she sounds like a fisherman!

Oh, I hate Thunder Cliff. You can't find delicious hamburgers anywhere!

Oh, I hate Thunder Cliff. You can't find a delicious hamburger at all! (Well, after bullying the undead MM, she bullied Niu Niu again. )

Mirrors can't talk, but fortunately they can't laugh!

Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they don't laugh either ~ (Female players must refrain from smashing the monitor. . . )

How can I miss you if you don't leave

How can I miss you if you don't leave What about you, drooling in front of the screen! )

Do you think the expansion will make me fat?

Do you think the expansion will make me fat? (Expansion refers to both "expansion" and "expansion")

So you mean I can only use this hair color?

You mean this is the only hair color I can have in my life? (Smelly little girl, blame the snowstorm. . . )

Blood elves:

Want to see the good side of me? Ha, ha, ha, this is a prank question. All I have is the good side.

Want to see my best side? This is a strange question. Actually, I'm not all beautiful. . . )

Give me peace to accept what I can't change, give me courage to do what I can, give me wisdom to … Ah, give me some damn magic before I kill someone!

Give me peace to accept what I can't change, give me courage to challenge what I can change, and give me wisdom. . . Ah (madman), give me some fucking magic before I kill someone! (typical drug addiction attack)

The problem with these tribal characters is that they are inexperienced. * Bullshit.

The problem with these tribal roles is that they are not mature enough (I farted as soon as the voice fell = _ _ _ _ _ =)

I'm trying to reduce arcane magic. Look, I got the patch.

I am trying to overcome my dependence on magic. Have some more ~

We made an alliance with the tauren? That's great. We will eat steak twice a week!

We made an alliance with the tauren? Great! You can eat steak twice a week ~ (honest Niu Niu is destined to be bullied by these bitches. . . )

Don't you want your girlfriend to be as sexy as me?

Don't you want your girlfriend to be as sexy as me? A: Really? 6? 1 narcissistic legend. . . . . . )

Oh, I can really use a hair band, yes, you heard me!

(Sighs) If there is a headband, what's your opinion? ! Are you gay or Barbie? . . )

I stood in line for the bat that day, and there was a ghost in front of me. He suddenly farted! I don't know what he ate, but he must not have digested it. That's disgusting! (Dead people eat corpses ...)