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How to make a sentence for "It's not...it's...like..."?

The waves are either rolling left and right, or up and down, like a beast with its bloody mouth open.

He is either lazy or unwilling to make progress. He is like a frog in a well, always living in his own world.

This person either lies or deceives others, or plays tricks on others, like a cunning fox.

He either eats or sleeps all day, like a pig.

Sleet is either rain or snow, as hazy as fog and as white as clouds.

In the evening, Dad would either watch TV or read a book, like a fixed doll.

He either answered with a short sentence, or faltered with a joke, as if he had closed his heart.

During the summer vacation, I either traveled abroad or went to the suburbs to see the scenery, like a free bird.

Xiao Gang is always very careless, either forgetting to bring a pen or a book, like a forgetful fish.

Mom is either buying groceries or clothes, spending money like water.

Xiao Ming is a good student. He is either doing homework or reviewing his lessons after school every day, like an unwavering pine tree.

The clouds in the sky are either strange shapes or colorful, like magicians.

The spring water is either clear and transparent, or it is shining with golden light, as beautiful as a luminous pearl.

He is either in the library or on the way to the library, like a profound thinker.

You are either excellent or beautiful, like a rainbow without flaws.