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Sue the ninth point of the water margin.
Lu saved Lin Chong in the wild pig forest. Lin Chong told Lu not to fight. After parting from Lu, he came to Chai Jin Villa and was warmly received by Chai Jin. Win the game with Hong. ?
When I came to Cangzhou, I paid off the dispatching camp with money, and I was taken care of by the chief Chai's letter, so that I was not killed by a hundred-step stick. He also opened the cangue and sent it to the Heavenly King's Palace as a guard. Lin Chong deeply felt that "money can lead the spirit." ?
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Quail day:
Throughout the ages, the high winds gathered in the Yiting Pavilion, and heroes were all surprised. Chai won't get ahead unless he saves Lin Chong from death. People are fierce and fierce, and they are more skilled when they meet each other. They can tie up tigers and cut dragons, and move mountains and cross the sea.
At this time, Xue Ba raised his stick with both hands and looked at Lin Chong's head and cut it off. Just as Xue Ba's stick was raised, there was a thunderous sound behind the pine tree. Iron mord flies in the future and throws away the fire and water stick. A fat monk jumped out and shouted, "Zanjia has been listening to you in the Woods for a long time!" " "The two men looked at the monk, wearing a straight bow of soap cloth, straddling the Buddhist monk's knife, raising their mord and beating the two men in turn.
When Lin Chong looked down, he knew it was Lulu Shen Zhi. Lin Chong quickly shouted, "Brother, don't do this! I have something to say. " Shen Zhi heard this, so he stopped his mord. The two workers stayed for a long time, but they couldn't move. Lin Chong said, "If I don't do two things for him, only Gao Taiwei will ask Liu to divide two of his employees and kill me. Why don't they listen to him? You killed both of them, which is also a grievance. "
Shen Zhi pulled out the Zen master's knife and cut the rope. He lifted Lin Chong up and cried, "Brother, I have been worried about you since the day I bought the knife from you. Now that you have been sued, I have nowhere to save. Please leave Cangzhou, cudgel can't find it before Kaifeng, but some people say he is in the envoy's room.
I saw the bartender come over and invite two workers and say,' There's an official in the shop who wants to talk.' I'm suspicious of you, and I won't let you go, for fear that these guys will harm you on the road. I deliberately followed the future and saw these two birds take you into the store, and our family also rested in that store. I heard at night that those two guys are playing tricks to earn your feet by cooking soup.
At that time, I was going to kill these two birds, but there were too many people in the inn, so I was afraid I could be saved. Cudgel sees these guys are up to no good, and the more I let you go. When you went out at the fifth watch, your family went to this forest to kill those two birds first, but they came to harm you just to kill those two birds. "Lin Chong advised:" Since my brother saved me, I won't kill him. " Shen Zhi shouted, "You two birds, when you don't look at your brother's face, you will both be chopped to pieces! For your brother's sake, I will spare your life. "
I put a Buddhist monk's knife there and shouted, "You two birds, hold your brothers and come with cudgels!" Take the mord and go first. They dared not answer, but shouted, "Lin, help us both!" " He carried the parcel on his back, raised the fire and water stick, supported Lin Chong, wrapped it for him, and followed him out of the Woods. After walking three or four miles, I saw a small hotel at the entrance of the village. Four people come in and sit down. Look at the store, but see:
It faces the postal road in front and Xiaoxi Village in the back. Several locust trees are shaded by trees, and several sunflower pomegranate trees are shaded by red. Outside the door are dense hemp and wheat, and in front of the window are lotus flowers. Dancing wine gently, smelling the wind, the reed curtain covers the sky. Wall tile urn, Bai Lingling Manchu village mash; Put a magnetic bottle on the shelf and start a new club. White-haired Tian Weng kisses the washing machine, and the girl in Hongyan Village smiles.
At present, Shen, Chong, Chao and Ba sat down in the village hotel, asked the bartender to buy five or seven Jin of meat, drank twenty cents of wine and bought some cakes. The bartender sifted the wine while renovating. The two men said, "I dare not ask Master, who is the abbot in that temple?" Shen Zhi smiled and said, "You two birds, why do you ask me where I live? Why not teach Gao Qiu what to do? Others are afraid of him, and I am not afraid of him.
If Cudgel bumps into that fellow, teach him to eat 300 mord sticks. The two workers dared not speak any more, ate some wine and meat, packed their bags, paid for the wine and left the shop in the village. Lin Chong asked, "Brother, where are you going today? Lu said: "Killing people needs bloodshed, but saving people needs thorough rescue. I won't let you go. I'll send my brother directly to Cangzhou. Hearing this, the two workers said, "What a pain! But it ruined our business. How to reply when you turn around? "Have to follow his path.
On the way, he can rest if he wants to do it, so he dare not twist him. If you are good, scold, if you are not good, fight. Those two workers dare not speak loudly, but are more afraid of the monk's attack. After two trips, I got on the bus, Lin Chong got on the bus, and the three of them followed the car. Two workers are pregnant with ghosts, and each wants to save his life, so he has to follow carefully. Lu bought wine and meat all the way to stop Lin Chong, and the two workers also ate it.
When you meet an inn, leave early and leave late. It's those two workers who light a fire and cook. Who dares to disobey him? The two of them secretly discussed: "We were detained by this monk. If we go back tomorrow, Gao Taiwei will definitely be at a loss. " Xue overbearing: "I heard that there is a new monk named Lu in Suoguo Temple Garden. I think it must be him.
To tell the truth, I tried to kill him in the wild pig forest, but I was saved by this monk and escorted all the way to Cangzhou. I couldn't do it. Liu Qian didn't return his twelve taels of gold, but went to the monk himself. You and I just need to stay away. "Dong Chao said," Yes. " The two men discussed the problem in secret.
Don't talk too much. I was detained by Shen Zhi for seventeen or eighteen days. It's only seventy miles from Cangzhou. There are people all the way, there is no secluded place. Lu Zhishen discovered the truth, so he had a rest in the pine forest. Shen Zhi said to Lin Chong, "Brother, it's not far from Cangzhou. There are people in the road ahead, and there is no secluded place. Cudgel found out the truth. I'll break up with you now and meet you another day. " Lin Chong said, "Brother, you can know where Mount Tai is when you go back. The grace of protection should be rewarded for not dying. "
Lu took out another 120 pieces of silver and gave it to Lin Chong for 320 pieces. He said, "You two birds, I cut off your heads on the way, and my brother saved your lives. There is no road now, don't worry. They said, "If you dare again, they are all from Qiu. "。 "Took the money, but dodged. Lu looked at the two men and asked, "Are your heads as hard as this pine tree? "
The two replied: "The small head is the skin of parents wrapped in some bones." Shen Zhi turned the mord and knocked down the pine tree. The tree that he hit was two inches deep and had broken. He shouted, "You two are birds, but you have ulterior motives, and your heads are the same as this tree." He waved and dragged his mord, shouting, "Take care, brother!" " "Since I went back.
Dong Chao and Xue Ba both stuck out their tongues, but they couldn't get in for a long time. Lin Chong said, "Up and down, we'll go by ourselves." The two men said, "What a rude monk! You broke a tree at once! " Lin Chong said, "Why is this straight? A willow tree in Suoguo Temple will be uprooted. " Only by shaking their heads did they know it was true. The three men left the pine forest now, and at noon, they saw a hotel on the official road early.
But see: lonely island and lonely village, roadside hotel. Yang Liuan is covered with brocade, and the wind blows the green curtain of Xinghua Village. In front of Liu Ling's supine painting bed, Li Bai fell asleep and painted on the wall. Smell the fragrance in the horse and get drunk next door; It's a bottle of incense to know its taste and stop its boat. The society encourages the courage of farmers and the ability of village mash to help farmers. Yu Pei, the immortal, once lived, and so did the golden eagle in Qing Xiang.
Three people entered the hotel, and Lin Chong asked two staff members to sit down first. Dong and Xue were relieved for half a day. The kitchen table of the hotel is full of wine and meat, and there are three or five bartenders in the shop screening wine, all of whom are in a hurry, moving around. Lin Chong sat with two workers for half an hour, and the bartender didn't ask. Lin Chong was impatient and knocked on the table and said, "You are a liar. If you saw that I was a prisoner, you wouldn't come to collect it. I have to eat yours for free. What is the reason? "
The host said, "You don't know my goodness." Lin Chong said, "What's the good of not selling me wine and meat?" The shopkeeper said, "You don't know, there is a rich man in my village. His name is Chai Jinming. People here are called Chai Daguan and Jianghu people are called Little Whirlwind. He is a descendant of Chai Shizong in the Zhou Dynasty. Chen Qiao has been virtuous since he abdicated. Emperor Mao Wude gave him an affidavit and iron ticket at home. Who dares bully him? There are thirty or fifty macho men at home who specialize in recruiting the world.
We are often told:' If there is a prisoner in the hotel, you can invite him to our village and I will help him.' I'm selling wine and meat to you now, and my face is red. He said you have your own travel expenses, so I won't help you. I mean well. Hearing this, Lin Chong said to the two men, "When I was teaching the army in Tokyo, I often heard people mention the name of Chai, the military attache. It turned out to be here. Why don't we go to him? " Dong Chao and Xue Ba thought, "In that case, our losses will be great."
So I packed my parcel and asked Lin Chong, "Hotel owner, where is the manor of Chief Chai? I'm just looking for him. " The shopkeeper said, "It's just ahead, about three or two miles away, next to Dashiqiao, and that's the big champion." Lin Chong and others thanked the shopkeeper, and the three of them went out. Sure enough, they saw a big stone bridge in Li San. After crossing the bridge and a smooth road, I saw the manor under the shade of green willows. There is a wide river around, with big poplars hanging on both sides and a white wall under the shade. When I turned to the front of the village, it was a big yard. But look:
The door meets the ecliptic, and the mountain meets the green dragon. Ten thousand peaches bloom in Wuling Creek, and ten thousand trees bloom in Jingu Garden. Juxiantang, there are strange flowers that don't thank at four o'clock; In front of the Hundred Auditorium, Changchun Eight Festival. There is a gold medal in the hall and an affidavit at home. Zhu Daibiwa has nine hidden halls; Painted buildings and carved beams are really exquisite houses. Dedicate righteousness and wealth to dominate Zhuo Mao, and recruit talents to win Tian Wen.
When the three men came to the villa, they saw four or five villa guests sitting on a wide slab bridge, enjoying the cool. The three men came to the bridge and saluted the guests. Lin Chong said, "Brother Xiang and his officials know that there is a prisoner in the capital who is in contact with Lin." Zhuang Keqi said, "You are not blessed. When an official is at home, you have food, drink and money. I went hunting this morning. "
Lin Chong said, "I wonder when you will come back?" "Maybe," said the guest, "I'm afraid to go to Dongzhuang to have a rest. You can't. " Lin Chong said, "So I'm not blessed and can't meet. Let's go. " Saying goodbye to all the guests and going back to the old road with two workers made me feel depressed. After walking more than half a mile, I saw a group of people coming from the depths of the forest. But look:
Everyone is handsome and beautiful, every hero. Dozens of good horses hissed and embroidered flags on two or three sides to make the sun shine. Pink-green felt hat, like turning the lotus leaf upside down; Crimson tassels, like rotten lotus flowers. In the flying fish bag, there is a thin light bow painted by a goldfinch; In the lion's pot, there are some green carved arrows.
Take some dogs to drive the roe, and take some rabbits and goshawks. Put on the velvet tapestry of Yunjun Stork, take off your hat and carve brocade to find your fingers. When the gun was drawn, the edge of the saddle was slightly exposed to cold light; Draw a drum group? Tony Wen, to the saddle. Tied to the side, are birds from outer space; Lift it up immediately, unless it's a beast in the mountains. It's like the king of Jin in Zisai, as muddy as Hanwu to Changyang.
The horses rushed to the village, with an officer in the middle, riding a snow-white curly horse. Immediately, the man was born with eyebrows and phoenix eyes, white teeth and red lips, three teeth to cover his mouth, and a moustache. He was thirty-four or five years old. Wearing a flower towel with scented soap gauze, a purple embroidered Long Yun shoulder robe, a jade belt bell at the waist, gold thread and green soap boots on the feet, and a pot of bow and arrow, they all led people to the villa.
Lin Chong saw it and thought, "Dare you be the leader of firewood?" Dare not ask him again, I have to hesitate. I saw the young officer riding forward and asked, "Who is this man with a cangue?" Lin Chong hurriedly bowed down and replied, "The villain is Lin Mingchong, the head coach of the Imperial Army in Tokyo. Because he was mean to Gao Taiwei, he went to Kaifeng to investigate the crime and sent him to Cangzhou. I heard from the hotel in front that there was an official named Chai, who was a talented person, so he came to hit it off. If I hadn't met an official, I should have told you the truth. "
The officer dismounted from his saddle and flew to the front, saying, "Chai Jin has failed to meet you." Just worship on the grass. Lin chong hurriedly resalute. The officer took Lin Chong's hand and walked with him to the village. When the guests saw this scene, they left the door wide open. Chai Jin walked straight to the front of the hall and asked two people to talk. Chai Jin said, "I've heard a lot about the coach, but I didn't expect to come to a humble place today. It's a lifelong thirst."
Lin Chong replied, "I am very humble, Lin Chong. I heard that your honor spread it in your name, and no one did not respect it. I don't want to catch the criminal today, so I'm here because I deserve it. I am very lucky to be here! " Chai Jin was self-effacing again and again, and Lin took the guest seat, while he and Xue Ba also took the seat. Under the escort of Chai Jin, they took the horse to rest in the backyard. Chai Jin called the guests and wine from the village.
I didn't move, but I saw a few Zhuangke holding out a plate of meat, a plate of cakes and a pot of wine. Another plate, holding out a bucket of white rice with ten dollars on it, will come out soon. When Chai Jin saw this, he said, "The villagers don't know how to compete for profits. How can you be complacent when the coach comes? Go in quickly, bring the fruit box wine first, then kill the sheep, and then treat you. To rectify! "
Lin Chong stood up and thanked him. "You don't have to give more, Sir. Just a tick. Thank you for being improper. " Chai Jin said, "Don't say that. The coach rarely comes, how can he despise it? " Zhuangke didn't dare to disobey his orders, so he held out the fruit box wine first. Chai Jin got up with three cups in his hand. Lin thanked Chai Jin and drank wine. Two workers are drinking together.
Chai Jin said, "Coach, please sit inside less." Chai Jin immediately untied the bow bag and arrow pot, and invited two workers to drink together. Chai Jin took the chair at the moment, and Lin Chong took the guest seat. Under Lin Chong's shoulder, two workers chatted with some gossip and business activities on the Jianghu.
I didn't realize that the sun had set in the west, so I arranged the wine, vegetables, fruits and seafood, put them on the table and put them in front of everyone. Chai Jin raised his glass himself, played three rounds, sat down and shouted, "Have some soup." After eating a mouthful of soup and drinking five or seven glasses of wine, I saw the guest Zhuang reporting, "The teacher is here."
Chai Jin said, "Just ask us to sit somewhere and meet. Get a table quickly. " When Lin Chong got up to look, he saw the teacher come in, wearing a headscarf askew and holding his chest, and came to the back hall. Lin Chong thought to himself, "If the Zhuang guest calls him a teacher, he must be the master of a high official." Hurriedly bowed down and sang, "Lin Chong is willing to come." The man didn't take it at all, nor did he return the gift. Lin dare not look up.
Chai Jin pointed to Lin Chong and said to Hong, "This is the coach of the Tokyo 800,000 Imperial Gun Club, and his martial artist Lin Chong is. Please meet. " Lin Chong listened, looked at Hong and bowed. Coach that spillway: "Hugh, get up." But you won't bow your head.
Chai Jin saw, in the heart very happy. Lin Chong made two obeisances and got up to let Hong sit down. Hong didn't give way, so he went to the next seat. Chai Jin saw it, but he didn't like it. Lin Chong had to sit under his shoulder, and so did the two workers.
Hong then asked, "Sir, why are you so concerned about the army today?" Chai Jin said, "This is the coach of 800,000 imperial guards. How can master despise? " Hong said, "Big officials are good with guns and sticks, and often send troops to lean on grass and attach trees. They all said that I was a gun teacher and came to the village to lure some wine, food and rice. How serious the official is. "
Lin Chong was silent. Chai Jin said: "mortals can't look at each other and don't underestimate their enemies." Hong Jiaotou blamed Chai Jin for saying "Don't underestimate him" and jumped up and said, "I don't believe him. He dared to show me a stick, and I said he was the real coach. " Chai Jin smiled and said, "All right, all right. Master Lin, how is your heart? " Lin Chong said, "I dare not."
Hong thought, "that man will never know, and his heart will be afraid first." So it is more and more exciting for Lin Chong. When Chai Jin will come depends on Lin Chong's ability. Both of them want Lin Chong to beat him up and shut him up. Chai Jin said, "Let's eat wine on the moon.
Now I have eaten five or seven glasses of wine, and when I came up at the beginning of the month, I saw the hall as day. Chai Jin got up and said, "Let's have a big competition." Lin Chong thought to himself, "This Hong must be an official of Chai. I don't doubt that I will knock him down with a stick, which will be ugly. "
Seeing that Lin Chong was hesitant, Chai Jin said, "This Hong has only been here for a short time, and he has no rivals. Wu had to refuse, but Xiao Ke wanted to see the skills of the two coaches. "
Chai Jin said this, the original is Lin Chong hinder Chai Jin's face, refused to use his skill. Lin Chong was relieved to see Chai Jin speak straight. Hong first stood up and said, "Come, come, come! Make a stick with you. " They were all coaxed out of the backyard. Zhuangke brought a bunch of sticks and put them underground.
Hong Xian took off his clothes, pulled up his skirt, pulled a stick as a flag drum and shouted, "Come, come, come!" " Chai Jin said, "Master Lin, please fight." Lin Chong said, "Stop joking." He also picked up a stick on the spot and said, "Master, you ask."
When Hong saw it, he wanted to swallow him a mouthful of water. Lin Chong killed the generals in Shandong with a stick. Hong Kun grabbed Lin Chong underground with a stick. It's really beautiful that the two teachers are fighting with each other on the bright moon. How can I tell it's Shandong radar?
But see: Shandong radar, Hebei clip gun. The big rolling stick gushed out from the hole of the loach fish, and the gun-clamping stick was pulled out from the python's nest. The big roll stick seems to uproot the strange tree, and the gun stick is like a withered vine everywhere. There are two pearl dragons in the sea and a pair of tigers in front of the rock.
Two coaches hit the ground in the moonlight for four or five times, only to see Lin Chongtuo jump out of the circle and shout, "Stop!" " Chai Jin said, "Why doesn't the coach use his skills?" Lin Chong said, "The villain lost. Chai Jin said, "How can two people lose if they don't compete?" ? "Lin said," the villain only has this cangue, so the power is lost. "
Chai Jin said, "Don't be confused for a moment." He smiled and said, "It's very simple." He asked the guest to get twelve taels of silver, and the silver came. Chai Jin said to the two escorting officials, "Don't be so bold. I don't like you two looking around, so I have the right to let coach Lin go. But there are things in the prison camp tomorrow, all on Xiaoke. Silver twelve to send. "
When Dong Chao and Xue Ba saw Chai Jin, a big shot, they didn't dare to disobey him. Finally, I made a favor and got 12 silver, not afraid of him leaving. Xue Ba immediately opened Lin Chong's protective cangue. Chai Jin said with great joy, "This time, the two teachers will come again."
As soon as Hong saw him, he was afraid of the stick method and threatened him to do it, but he stayed to do it. Chai Jin shouted, "Stop." Let Zhuangke take out a silver ingot weighing 25 taels, but he didn't arrive at the moment. Chai Jin said, "The two bandits are fighting for each other, and the right to the silver ingot is for profit. Take the money if you win. " Chai Jin heart as long as Lin take out your skill, deliberately throw money in the ground.
. Hong deeply blamed Lin Chong's arrival and wanted to win this large sum of money. Afraid of losing his spirit, he put the stick on the flag wholeheartedly and said it out loud, calling it fire. Lin Chong thought to himself, "Chief Chai only begged me to hit him." Also use a stick to make a portal and spit out a trend, which is called the trend of snake weeding. Hong drank: "Come, come, come!" So that the rod cover can enter. When Lin retired, Hong hurried to the next step and lifted the stick again and again.
When Lin Chong saw that his steps were out of order, he jumped up with a stick from the ground. Hong was caught off guard and turned around in that jump. The stick went straight over Hong's bones, left it behind and fell to the ground. Chai Jin exultation, call a person to pour wine. Everyone laughed together. Where is Hong struggling? All the Zhuangke smiled and helped. Hong was ashamed and went out of the village.
Chai Jin took Lin Chong's hand and went back to the kitchens to drink and told him to return the good things to the teacher. Lin chong is willing to accept it, but he can't dodge it, so he has to accept it. Chai Jin stayed in the village for several days, drinking good wine every day and staying in the esophagus. After another five or seven days, two workers urged them to leave.
Chai Jin offered his seat to see him off, and wrote two more books, which were distributed to Lin Chong. "Cangzhou Yin Da and Chai Jin are also good, and they are close to Chai Jin in managing cities and dispatching money. If you can get these two books, you will definitely see the coach. " Twenty-five taels of silver were given to Lin Chong and five taels to two workers. I drank it all night.
The next morning, after breakfast, I asked Zhuangke to pick out three bags. Lin Chong resigned from Chai Jin with a cangue. Chai Jin saw Zhuangmen off and said, "I can send someone to send winter clothes to the coach in a few days." Lin Chong thanked you and said, "How can I thank you?" The two workers thanked each other, and the three of them went on their way to Cangzhou.
At noon, I have arrived in Cangzhou city. Although it is a small place, there are six streets and three cities. I went to the state to write official documents, and the hall led Lin Chong to see Yin Da, a state official. Now Lin Chong has been arrested, received palindromes, sentenced to punishment, and sent to a prison camp. After receiving the reply, the two workers said goodbye and returned to Tokyo. Only that Lin Chong was sent to the prison city camp. Look at the camp in prison city, but see:
The door is high and strong, and the ground is wide and deep. On the bank of Tianwangtang, two lines of weeping willows are green as smoke; In front of the observation room, a bunch of pretty girls splashed on Dai. The comings and goings are biting nails and chewing iron; In and out, nothing more than dragons and tigers. Nie Zheng and Jing Ke were buried, while Zhuan Xu and Yurang were hidden.
Responsible for Linchong in Cangzhou Prison City, and send it to the single room for further inspection. However, the ordinary sinner came to see him and said to Lin Chong, "The purpose of managing the camp and distributing funds here is to cheat money and goods, which is very harmful. If there are favors, money and things for him, I will say hello. If there is no money, I will leave you in the dungeon, and live and die together.
If you get the favor, I won't kill you, just say I'm sick and send it over. If you are unkind, these 100 sticks will be killed. "Lin Chong said," My brothers gave me such advice. If you want to make money, how much should you give him? "They said," If you like, the camp will give him five taels of silver; if you don't, give him five taels of silver. That's good. "
Just then, a messenger came up and asked, "Is that the new soldier?" When Lin Chong asked, he vowed: "I am a villain." The policeman couldn't find out that he gave the money, so he changed his face and pointed at Lin Chong and scolded, "Why do you come to sing when I don't bow down?" You know about Tokyo, but I'm still a big thorn.
I think the thief's face is full of hunger, and he will never make a fortune. You stubborn prisoner who can't move or put on handcuffs, at least I have your thief's bones. I will teach you to pieces and let you see the effect in a short time. "Lin only scold a Buddha was born, there dare to look up. When everyone saw the curse, they parted.
When Lin Chong waited for him to have a fit, he went to get five taels of silver and said to him with a smile, "Don't be too small. I'll give you a little gift." The policeman looked at it and said, "What did you teach me to send to the camp? Where is mine?" Lin Chong said, "Just for my brother. In addition, there are twelve taels of silver sent to my brother to manage the camp, and I am tired of it. "
He saw the difference, looked at Lin Chong and said with a smile, "Lin, I have heard of your good name, too. You are really a good man. I think Gao Taiwei set you up. Although you suffer temporarily, you will certainly make a fortune after a long time. According to your name, this character will not be an idle person, but will become a big official after a long time. " Lin Chong said with a smile: "This is all taken care of by the police." "Don't worry," said the messenger.
Then he took out the book gift sent by Master Chai and said, "Brother Xiang, please write these two books down." "Is there any trouble?" The policeman said, "I have the book of Chief Chai! This book is worth an ingot of gold. When I was writing a book with you, I took care of you from time to time. When I thought a hundred clubs killed you, you just said you were sick all the way. I'm here to prevaricate you, trying to hide it from strangers. "
Lin Chong said, "Thank you for your advice." The messenger took the money and books and left the single room. Lin Chong sighed and said, "It's not bad to have money to communicate with God. Finally, there is such pain. " It turned out that the messenger had allocated five taels of silver, and he only sent five taels of silver to Guan Ying to write, ready to say, "Lin Chong is a brave man, and I have a book here to recommend him. It has been framed by Gao Taiwei, so it's no big deal to match him here. " Guan Ying said, "The situation is that Master Chai has books and must take care of them." He asked Lin Chong to see him.
Let's talk about Lin Chong, who was sitting in a single room. The sign shouted, "Guan Ying is asking the new sinner Lin Chong to look in the hall." Lin Chong heard the call and came to the front of the main hall. Guan Ying said, "You are a new prisoner." . "Emperor Mao Wude left the old system behind and ate one hundred Javert sticks when he joined the army. Left and right, pick it up with me. " Lin Chong told him, "I caught a cold on the road and never recovered. Tell me to send it. "
The policeman said, "This man is sick today and asks for forgiveness." Guan Ying said, "If this person is symptomatic, you can leave it and call him when he recovers." The messenger said, "I have seen that the watch of the Tang King has been full for a long time, so I can ask Lin Chong to replace it." .
I posted a post on the hall, sent a messenger to pick up Lin Chong, took the luggage from the single room, and came to the Temple of the King alternately. The messenger said, "Lin, I am considerate of you." Teaching the Heavenly King Hall was the first labor-saving activity in the camp, and it was just burning incense and sweeping the floor in the morning and evening. Look at the other prisoners, who get up early and get greedy for black, and don't spare him. There are also those who are inhuman, and they can't survive in a dungeon and beg for death. "
Lin Chong said, "Thank you for taking care of me." He also took three hundred and twenty pieces of silver and sent a message to the police: "I hope my brother looks round and opens his neck." The messenger took the money and said, "It's all on me." Hurriedly went to declare English, and opened the cangue.
After that, Lin Chong arranged accommodation in the Heavenly King Hall. He only burns incense and sweeps the floor every day, but he doesn't realize that it's forty or fifty days early. The battalion commander and the police officer took bribes and got to know each other after a long time, leaving him at home alone. Officer Chai also sent someone to send winter clothes and sent someone to send them to him. The prisoners in the camp also received relief from Lin Chong.
Words are not complicated. When winter came, suddenly one day, Lin Chong took a walk in front of the camp. As he was walking, he heard someone calling from behind: "Lin, why are you here?" Lin Chong looked back and saw the man. There was a lesson: Lin Chong fought for something in the smoke pile and ruined the rest of his life; Several people were killed in the snowstorm. Reaching Wanzi City, a horse was stationed in Tuen Mun, and a flag was put on the water margin. After all, who did Lin Chong meet? Listen to the next decomposition.
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- How did Zhuangzi get Chu Zhuangwang to give up attacking Vietnam?
- Appreciation of Bing Xin's "Memories"
- Tell a joke about the old lady eating gum.
- Does anyone know what this joke means?