English joke: Napoleon is ill.

Napoleon was ill, and Jack went to college to study history.

But at the end of his first year,

His history professor failed him in the exam.

He was told that he would have to leave the university. however

His father decided to see the professor and urged him to let Jack continue his studies next year. "He is a good boy.

"Jack's father said.

"If you let him pass this time.

I believe he will make great progress next year and do well in the final exam. ""No.

no

That's completely impossible.

"The professor immediately replied, do you know?

Last month, I asked him when Napoleon died.

He doesn't know! ""please.

sir

Give him another chance.

"Jack's father said, look.

I'm afraid we don't have any newspapers at home.

So none of us knew that Napoleon was ill. "Napoleon was ill, and Jack went to a university to study history. At the end of the first semester, the history professor failed him. The school told him to drop out of school. However, Jack's father decided to see the professor and urged Jack to continue his studies next year. " "He is a good boy," said Jack's father. If you let him pass this time, I believe he will make great progress next year. At the end of the term, he did well in the exam. ""No, no, that's impossible, "the professor replied at once." Guess what? I asked him when Napoleon died last month, but he didn't know. ""Sir, please give him another chance. " Jack's father said, "you don't know, I'm afraid it's because our family doesn't subscribe to newspapers." "People in our family don't even know that Napoleon is ill."