Classical Chinese interesting stories

1. A humorous story in classical Chinese

Wolf Pu Songling's original text: A butcher comes home late, and the meat in his bag is exhausted, leaving only bones.

On the way, the two wolves made a long journey. Kill fear and throw it at bone.

a wolf gets a bone, and a wolf still follows. After the re-vote, the back wolf stops and the front wolf comes again.

the bones are exhausted, but the combination of the two waves drives the same. Tu was so embarrassed that he was afraid of being attacked by his enemies.

Gu Ye has a wheat field, and the owner of the wheat field earns a lot of money, which is covered in hills. Tu Naiben leaned against it, shouldering a knife.

The wolves are afraid to move forward and are eyeing each other. When I was young, a wolf went away and a dog sat in front.

for a long time, my eyes seem to fade, and I feel very idle. Tu suddenly and violently, chopping the wolf's head with a knife, and killing him with several knives.

when I want to go, I turn to the accumulated salary, and a wolf holes in it, intending to tunnel in to attack the back. The body is half in, and the tail is only exposed.

If Tu Zi breaks his shares, he will also be killed. It was the wolf who fell asleep before enlightenment and covered it to lure the enemy.

the wolf is too tired, but he is killed twice in an instant. How can the beast become deceitful? Stop laughing. It was dusk when a butcher returned with meat, and a wolf came to see the meat, which seemed to be coveted and followed for miles.

slaughter fear, show it with a blade, but less; And walk, and from it. If you have no plan to slaughter, it is better to think about the meat of the wolf than to hang the trees and take it early.

then hook the meat and hang it between the trees with your feet up as an empty load. The wolf is the only one.

tu GUI. I was so embarrassed that I went to get meat and looked at the giant hanging from the tree in the distance, like a person hanging to death.

if you wander around in fear and myopia, you will die. Looking up carefully, I saw that the wolf's mouth contained meat, which stung the wolf's palate like a fish swallowing bait.

At that time, the price of wolf skin was high, reaching more than ten gold, which was a pity. It is ridiculous to ask for fish from the edge of the wood, and the wolf will suffer from it.

a slaughter at dusk is forced by a wolf. Beside the road, there is a room left by night ploughing, and it rushes into the shadows.

the wolf poked its claws into the trap. Tu was anxious to catch it, so he could not go.

but you can die without thinking. Only the knife didn't make enough room, so he cut the skin under the wolf's paw and blew it by blowing it.

when trying to blow away, I feel that the wolf is not moving very much, so I can tie it up. Out of sight, the wolf swells like an ox, and his legs can't bend straight, and his mouth can't close.

so take it back. 2. A humorous story in classical Chinese

Wolf

Pu Songling

Original text:

A butcher comes home late, and the meat is exhausted, leaving only bones. On the way, two wolves marched far away.

slaughter fear and throw it at the bone. A wolf has a bone to stop, and a wolf is still from. After the re-vote, the back wolf stops and the front wolf comes again. The bones are exhausted, and the combination of the two waves drives the same.

Tu was embarrassed, and he was afraid of being attacked by his enemies before and after. Gu Ye has a wheat field, and the owner of the field earns a lot of money, which is covered in hills. Tu Naiben leaned against it, shouldering a knife. Wolves dare not go forward, eyeing each other.

when I was young, a wolf went away and a dog sat in front. For a long time, my eyes seem to be ruined, and I am very idle. Tu suddenly and violently, chopping the wolf's head with a knife, and killing him with several knives. Fang wants to go, but after turning to the salary, a wolf hole is in it, meaning to tunnel in to attack the back. The body is half in, and the tail is only exposed. After the slaughter, he broke his shares and died. It was the wolf who fell asleep before enlightenment and covered it to lure the enemy.

the wolf is too tired, but he is killed twice in an instant. How can the beast become deceitful? Stop laughing. It was dusk when a butcher returned with meat, and a wolf came to see the meat, which seemed to be coveted and followed for miles. Tu fear, showing it as a blade, but less; And walk, and from it. If you have no plan to slaughter, it is better to think about the meat of the wolf than to hang the trees and take it early. Then hook the meat and hang it between the trees, showing that it is empty. The wolf is the only one. Tugui I was so embarrassed that I went to get meat and looked at the giant hanging from the tree in the distance, like a person hanging to death. Great horror, wandering around myopia, then the dead wolf is also. Looking up carefully, I saw that the wolf's mouth contained meat, which stung the wolf's palate like a fish swallowing bait. At that time, the price of wolf skin was high, and it was more than ten gold. It is ridiculous to ask for fish from the edge of the wood, and the wolf will suffer from it. A slaughter at dusk, forced by wolves. Beside the road, there is a room left by night ploughing, and it rushes into the shadows. The wolf poked its claws into it. Tu was anxious to catch it, so he could not go. But you can die without thinking. Only the knife didn't make enough room, so he cut the skin under the wolf's paw and blew it by blowing it. When trying to blow it away, I felt that the wolf was not moving very much, so I tied it with a belt. Out of sight, the wolf swells like an ox, and his legs can't bend straight, and his mouth can't close. Then take it back. 3. Humorous stories in classical Chinese

The art of making people laugh is mainly expressed by humor.

The essence of humor is fun, ridiculous and meaningful. Humor is the crystallization of human wisdom, and it is a kind of advanced emotional activity and aesthetic activity. Any dull and mediocre value orientation and stereotyped way of thinking have nothing to do with humor.

in real life, we can often see that the arguments between the two sides are fierce, tense and deadlocked, often because of one or two humorous words from a third party, the two sides in the dispute can laugh, let go of their words and make peace. In a lifeless and monotonous occasion, people also talk and laugh because of someone's humor, which breaks this silence and activates people's tired and numb nerves, thus creating a lively, healthy and interesting atmosphere.

So, in a sense, humor is a mediator to resolve human contradictions, a stimulant to enliven and enrich human life, an elegant spiritual activity and a beautiful behavior. The 68 humorous stories selected here reflect the social life and human feelings in ancient China, especially since the Middle Ages.

These jokes are illusory, real, revealing, criticizing, praising, satirizing, teasing, or explaining, and they are colorful, bringing people into an ancient and realistic fascinating world, thus achieving the greatest spiritual and emotional satisfaction. A man who stole meat went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped to relieve himself in front of a toilet by the road and hung the meat outside.

When a certain person sees this, he steals the meat. Before he could go far, A walked out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if he had seen someone take his meat from the toilet.

Afraid that A saw through it, B put the meat in his mouth and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! How can you hang the meat outside the door without losing it? If I hold the meat in my mouth like me, is there any reason to lose it? " -Wei Han Yuchun's "Laughing Forest" name game Xu Zhicai, the king of Xiyang in the Northern Qi Dynasty, is very eloquent, especially good at word games. When he was not a king, he tried to play with Wang Yuanjing, a senior minister.

Wang Yuanjing laughed at Xu Zhicai's name and said, "Your name is Zhicai. What's the point? In my opinion, it is almost the same to call it' lack of talent'. " When Xu Zhicai heard this, he immediately mocked Wang Yuanjing's surname: "The word' Wang' is added to the left with the words' ㄡ匉匉匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 "

Wang Yuanjing was tongue-tied and embarrassed. On another occasion, Xu Zhicai entertained guests, and Lu Yuanming was also present.

During the dinner, Lu Yuanming teased Xu Zhicai's surname and said, "The word' Xu' means' not entering the people' (the word' not' is added with' Yan' and' entering')." Xu Zhicai immediately mocked Yuan Ming's surname-the word "Lu": "The word" Lu "means" An "printed a male into a" Lu "(Lu)" and matched it with a "horse" into a "donkey" (donkey). "

Lu Yuanming was red-faced and speechless, and the house was full of laughter. -Old title Sui Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" Bird's Nest and Calf Hou Bai later became officials in the Tang Dynasty, often guessing riddles with people. Hou Baixian made three chapters for everyone: "What you guess must be a visible object; Second, you can't make an empty explanation and confuse everyone; Third, if the explanation is finished, but you can't see this thing, you should be punished. "

Then he came up with a riddle: "The back is as big as the house, the belly is as big as the pillow (the crossbar behind the car), and the mouth is as big as the cup." Everyone guessed for a long time, but no one guessed correctly. They all said, "Where is there an object with a mouth as big as a cup but a back as big as a house?" There is no such thing, you must make a bet with all of us. "

Hou Bai finished gambling with everyone and explained, "This is the swallow's nest." They suddenly laughed.

On another occasion, Hou Bai attended a large banquet. During the dinner, everyone asked him to make a riddle to entertain.

what you guess cannot be strange and difficult to understand, nor can it be abstract and untrue. Hou Bai answered and said, "Something is as big as a dog and looks like an ox.

what is this? " Everyone kept guessing, some said it was a roe deer, others said it was a deer, but they were all denied. Let Hou Bai tell the answer.

Hou Bai laughed and said, "This is a calf." -The old title Sui Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" He Zhizhang begged for the name of Tang Xuanzong Tianbao. In the early years, He Zhizhang, the secretary supervisor with a famous name, wrote to the court and wanted to retire to his hometown Wuzhong.

Li Longji, Xuanzong, had great respect for him and treated everything differently from others. When He Zhizhang left, he said goodbye to Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, and his eyes were filled with tears.

Tang Xuanzong asked him if he had any other requirements. Zhizhang said: "I know that Zhangzhang has a son who has not yet been named. If your majesty gives him a name, it will be an honor for me to return home."

Xuanzong said, "Faith is the core of the Tao. If you are blessed, you will believe. The son of Qing should be named Fu. "

know the chapter, thank you and be ordered. After a long time, I didn't realize it. I thought to myself, "The emperor is making fun of me too much.

I'm from Wu, and the word' fu' is followed by the word' claw' with the word' zi'. He named my son' Fu', didn't he call my son's paw? " -Song Gao Yi's "Living in a Group" I don't know what poetry is. Ai Zi likes to write poetry.

One day, Ai Zi swam between Qi and Wei and stayed in a hotel. At night, he heard someone talking in the next room: "A song."

after a while, he said, "It's another song." Ai Zi was puzzling, sleepy and sleepless all night.

lying at dawn, * * * heard the man in the next room say about six or seven times, that is, six or seven songs. Ai Zi thought that the man in the next room must be a poet. He was quietly concentrating on poetry in Yamashita, and he felt respect in his heart. He also loved the man's quick thinking and decided to get to know him.

Early in the morning, Ai Zi got out of bed with clothes on, adjusted her tiara and stood at the door to greet her. Soon, a peddler-like man came out of the next room, thin and ill.

Aizi was disappointed and thought, With this respect, how can he look like a poet? Perhaps, people can't judge by appearances and can't guess blindly. He went up to him and asked, "I heard that Mr. Wang has a lot of poems. Can I have a look at them?"

The man said, "I'm a businessman, and I never know what poetry is." Always refused to take out poems.

Ai Zi stubbornly said, "I heard you say' one song' in the room last night, and then said' one song' later. Isn't that a poem?" Hearing this, the man couldn't help laughing: "You misunderstood. Last night, I had a bad stomach. Every time I had diarrhea, I couldn't find toilet paper at night, so I wiped it with my hands.

I had diarrhea all night, and I almost stained my hands six or seven times. The' hand' I said is not the' first' of the poem. "

ai zi listens. 4. Who knows the short story of ancient Chinese prose

Ten years in the spring (1), Qi Shi attacked me (2).

the male will fight (3). Cao Gui, please see (4).

The villagers said, "What's the matter if a meat eater seeks it?" " the people in power are short - sighted, unable to think deeply," Cao GUI said. ” Then they went to court to see the duke of duke.

q: "why fight (6)?" Gong said, "Food and clothing are safe (7), and if you dare to specialize (8), you must divide people (9)." Right: "Small benefits are not enough (1), and people are obedient."

Gong said, "If you dare to sacrifice jade and silk, you must be faithful (11)." Yes: "Small faith is not blessed (12), and God is blessed (13)."

Gong said, "Although we can't inspect a small prison, we must treat it with compassion (14)." Yes, he said, "Loyalty belongs to you, and you can fight a war.

If you fight, please follow. " Gong Zhiqi remonstrated, saying, "Guo, the appearance of danger is also (2).

if you die, you must obey it. Jin can't be started (3), and Kou can't be embarrassed (4).

what is one, but what is the other (5)? The so-called' auxiliary cars are dependent on each other, and the lips are dead and the teeth are cold' (6), and its danger and embarrassment are also called. " Gong said, "Jin, I am a disciple (7). Do you harm me?" Yes: "Uncle, Yu Zhong, King Zhao Ye (8).

if uncle doesn't obey, he will not inherit (9). Guo Zhong, Guo Shu, and Wang Ji's Mu Ye (1) were distinguished scholars of Wen Wang, who were honored in the royal family and hid in the League House (11).

kill the enemy (12), why worry about it! And fear can be close to Huan and Zhuang Hu, and its love is also (13)? What's the crime of the clan of Huan and Zhuang, and they think that slaughter is not only forced (14)? If you are forced by a pet, you will still be harmed. What about the country? " (15) The public said, "I enjoy the abundant sacrifices, and God will obey me." Yes: "I heard that ghosts and gods are not real relatives, but virtue is dependent (17).

Therefore, Zhou Shu says,' Heaven has no relatives, but virtue is the auxiliary (18).' He also said,' Millet is not fragrant, but virtuous and fragrant (19).

' Say again:' People don't want things easily, but virtue and novelty (2).' If this is the case, then it is not the harmony between the Germans and the people, and God will not enjoy it.

what god has blessed (21) will be in Germany. If Jin takes risks and Mingde recommends fragrance, will God spit it out? "(22), listen, Xu Jin make.

Gong Zhiqi followed the example of his clan (23), saying, "It's safe to worry (24). In this trip, Jin is not even more important. "

(25) Winter, December, Bingzishuo (26), Jin destroyed Guo, Guo Gongchou ran to the capital (27). When the teacher returned, the museum was in danger (28), so he attacked the danger and destroyed it.

Zhi Yugong and his doctor Jing Bo, from Qin Muji (29). The book says: "Jin people hold Yu Gong (3)."

it's easy to say what you are guilty of. -Selected from Zuo Zhuan in Notes on Thirteen Classics. Jin: The country name is in the east of Yicheng County, Shanxi Province.

Jin Hou: Jin Xiangong. Re-take the road: borrow the road again.

In the second year of Xi Gong's Jin Dynasty, he borrowed a road from Yu, and now he borrows a road, so he uses "Fu". Yu: Country name, Ji surname.

Zhou Wenwang sealed the kingdom of Hou to the descendants of Yu Zhong, the son of the ancient duke's father, in the northeast of Pinglu County, Shanxi Province. Guo (guó country): Country name, Ji surname.

Zhou Wenwang gave his brother the title of Xiguo in Baoji East, Shaanxi Province, which was later destroyed by Qin. What this article is talking about is Beiguo, a branch of Guozhong, which is located in Pinglu, Shanxi Province.

the danger lies in the south of Shanxi, while the danger lies in the south of Henan. (2) table: appearance, here refers to barriers and fences.

(3) Rev.: Enlightenment, here refers to the greed that inspires Jin. (4) Kou: Any soldier who commits an insurrection is an insurrection at home, and a insurrection at abroad.

Chun (wán finished): that is, "play", which means to despise and neglect. (5) Its: rhetorical modal particles, don't.

(6) auxiliary: cheek. Car: gum bone.

(7) Clan: Same surname, same clan. Jin, Yu and Guo are all vassal states with the surname of Ji, and they all share the same ancestor.

(8) Da (tài) Bo and Yu Zhong: the eldest son and the second son of the ancestor of Zhou Dynasty. Zhao: In the ancient ancestral temple system, the ancestor's deity was in the middle, and the next one was Zuo Zhao and You Mu.

The son of Zhao Wei is in Mu Wei, and the son of Mu Wei is in Zhao Wei. Zhao Mu comes down from the same line, so it is said that Zhao Sheng Mu, Mu Sheng Zhao.

uncle, Yu zhong and Wang Ji are all sons of the king, and they are all the king's Zhao. (9) disobedience: refers to disobedience to the father's orders.

heir: inherit (the throne). Uncle knew that the king was going to abdicate to his little brother Wang Ji, so he ran away with Yu Zhong.

Gong Ziqi thinks that uncle's failure to inherit the throne is the result of disobeying his father. (1) Guo Zhong and Guo Shu: Guo's founding father, Wang Ji's second son and third son.