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A 500-word essay about family rules

As the saying goes: "The state has national laws, and the family has family rules." "Without rules, there is no rule." Our family has such unwritten family rules.

First, smokers will be punished. This family rule is for my father. You know, my father usually loves to smoke. He gets out of control when he smokes, one after another, like burning a fire. A pack of cigarettes is gone in the blink of an eye. The house was often filled with smoke and smoke. My mother and I often advise him to smoke less. Smoking too much is not good for the body. But my father always said: "It's okay!" My mother saw it and felt pain in her heart, so she decided to save her father and help him change his ways.

One night, just after we finished eating, we saw my father sitting on the sofa puffing away a cigarette with a cigarette in his mouth. What a pleasant scene it was. My mother was very unhappy when she saw it. She said angrily: "We just finished eating, and you started smoking. Isn't that ridiculous?" But dad said with a playful smile: "Madam, please calm down, I will smoke this one." However, not long after, he He started smoking again, one after another, getting more and more violent. The house was filled with the choking smell of smoke, which made my mother and I cough constantly. Finally, my mother couldn't bear it anymore. The words she had been holding in her stomach erupted like a volcanic crater that she couldn't hold back. My mother immediately made a decision and said: "Wan'an (my father's name), starting from tonight, you can no longer smoke. If you smoke again, I will implement a 'proletarian dictatorship' on you!" When my father heard this I immediately protested and said: "I object!" "Objection is invalid!" I echoed. Seeing that there was nothing he could do, Dad had no choice but to accept and obey unconditionally.

Second, drinkers are rewarded. When his father saw that his mother did not allow him to smoke, he felt depressed. I couldn't keep my spirits up all day long, and I felt like I was suffering from a serious illness, "washing my face in tears" all day long. One day, my father said to my mother: "If this continues, I will have to suppress my illness!" My mother said nothing. So my father found wine to vent his depression. When my mother saw it, she immediately made a family rule, saying that if she met her father drinking, she would reward him with a bottle so that he could get drunk before he could stop. Dad was so scared that he trembled all over after hearing this. He picked up the bottle of wine and slipped out of the house without risking his life. He gave the wine to Uncle Fang next door.

Third, those who eat snacks will be "cut off". One of my shortcomings is that I like to eat snacks. It’s okay to say that I don’t have food for a day, but it would be sad if I don’t have snacks for a day. One time, I pestered my mother to give me 50 cents to buy a pack of instant noodles to satisfy my craving, but I didn't get the mutton, which made me a mess. My mother immediately said to me: "If you still want to eat snacks in the future, just do it immediately!" I was so frightened that I broke into a cold sweat. From then on, I never dared to mention buying snacks in front of my mother.

Alas, alas, I am now worried about the newly established family rules. Alas, my life is so miserable. Do you want to know what the house rules are like?

The family rules are as follows: 1. Watching TV should not exceed 1 hour, 2. Studying time should exceed 2 hours, (I think it is unfair here, why does the studying time take so long, it is really annoying .) 3. You cannot watch TV during mealtimes... 20. The above family rules are only valid for those who are currently in school. (Why am I the only one who knows how to abide by these family rules? It’s unfair. I object, but what’s the use of objecting? They are all targeting me. It seems I can only accept my fate, alas...)

The hard-luck No. 1 One day, as soon as I got home today, I turned on the TV and started watching. A few minutes before I saw my parents, they rushed me back to the room to study. (It was so painful.) I studied for more than 20 minutes and then wanted to go out to play. Just now As soon as I left the room, my mother rushed me back. (It seems that I organized a big rebellion, um, come on.)

Today, as soon as I got home, I said to my parents: "Why, As long as I abide by these family rules, why? Open your mouth, it's not fair.) It seems that I have no hope, so I'll accept my fate.

I have to work hard this year, come on!