Stranger, can you tell me a joke? I'm so tired.

An American, a Japanese and an China were exploring in the jungle, and they were all caught by a cannibal tribe. The tribal chief said: I'm in a good mood today, and I won't eat you, but you all have to get the 100 board. Before you hit the board, you can realize a wish. The first person who was hit by a board was an American. He asked for a 10 butt pad. Mat, it's raining on the board. It's ok to start on the 70 board. The cushion behind the 70 board was smashed, and then the board was bleeding ... After the game, the Yankees walked away, clutching their bloody asses. At first glance, the Japanese asked for a 10 mattress. 100 board finished, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, and then boasted proudly about their ability to imitate and recreate. And sit there and want to watch Chinese dramas. It was China's turn, and the China people squatted down slowly and said slowly, Come on, give me the fucking Japanese mat.