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Classic quotes in life, understanding the people and things you have experienced
1. During a journey, a Zen master met someone who didn’t like him for several days. The person used various methods to slander him. Finally, the Zen master turned around and asked the person: "If someone sends You received a gift, but you refused to accept it, then who does this gift belong to?" The man replied: "It belongs to the person who originally gave the gift." The Zen master smiled and said, "Yes, if I don't accept your insult, then you are the one who gave it to me." I’m scolding myself.”
2. Everything that is easy is downhill. Continuous failure without losing enthusiasm is the process of success. If you do simple things repeatedly, you will be an expert; if you do repeated things with heart, you will be a winner.
3. When you have what you get from others, you are making a living for yourself. When you give what you have to others, you are creating friends in life. May you laugh at your gains and losses and create happiness. Life!
4. When I was wrestling as a child, I would always look to see if there was anyone around me. If there was anyone, I would cry. If not, I would get up. When I grow up, when I encounter something unhappy, I would also look to see if there is anyone around me. If there is anyone, I would cry. Get up and cry if you don’t.
5. In those years, we changed places every week, so we moved tables and books vigorously, calculating the distance between us and our sweethearts. Time passed, but what we couldn’t get past were our beautiful memories.
6. Life is like a journey. What is important is not the destination, but the scenery along the way and the willingness to see the scenery. Treat work as a trip and go home as the scenery. There will always be people who want to see the scenery. Good mood.
7. A man wanted to become a master of swordsmanship, so he went to a master and asked: "How long will it take for me to practice hard and become a master?" The master said: "Ten years" and he asked: "If I practice hard for 24 hours without eating or sleeping, how much time will it take?" The master said: "30 years" "Why?" "Because you have forgotten the fun of doing this.
8. Life is not for compromise. The more you retreat, the more limited your breathing space will be. Life is not for making do with it. The more humble you are, the more happiness you have will leave you. In some things, there is no need to put yourself too low. You must actively fight for what belongs to you; in front of some people, you do not have to tolerate it again and again. You cannot let others trample on your bottom line. Only by straightening your back, the world The feedback you will get will be more.
9. A short story worth thinking about. The mother took the little boy to the grocery store to buy things. The boss saw that the boy was cute and asked him to grab a handful of candies, but the boy didn’t. Seeing this, the boss personally grabbed a handful of candies for him to take home. The mother asked her son why he was like this and replied: "I have small hands, so he must be able to hold more than me." Smart people don't just rely on their own strength for everything, they learn to timely Relying on others is a kind of humility, and it is also a kind of wisdom.
10. Life is not for compromise. The more you retreat, the more limited your breathing space will be; life is not for compromise. The more humble you are, the farther away some happy things will be from you. In some things, there is no need to put yourself too low. You must actively fight for what belongs to you; in front of some people, you don’t have to give up all at once. No matter how tolerant you are, you can't let others trample on your bottom line. Only by straightening your back will the world give you more feedback.
11. Giving up is sometimes more difficult than fighting for it, because giving up is also a kind of struggle. The highest state of choosing to give up is not to regret. If you give up when you shouldn't give up, you will regret it. If you don't give up when you should give up, you will regret it. Everything costs money. The biggest cost in life is not money and time, but the opportunity of one person. The more unwilling you are to give up anything, the easier it is to miss the most precious opportunity in life.
12. Girls with good family backgrounds will have parents who have paved a gorgeous golden road; girls with good looks, There will be boyfriends and husbands who will be courteous before and after the horse; for a girl who is lucky, there will be noble people to help her and rise to the top; It is really "unfortunate" that I can't seem to be ranked in anyone, but I am fortunate to know that "the mountain will fall if you rely on it, but you will run if you rely on everyone". Although ordinary, I don’t want to be subordinated. I firmly believe that making yourself strong is the greatest luck.
13. Those who hold on tightly to the darkness will never see the sunshine. Many people hope that they can get more, but are unwilling to let go of what they have already obtained. Only those who are willing to give up can obtain it. If you don't give up the beauty of flowers, you won't get the sweetness of fruits; if you don't give up the warmth of night, you won't get the bright sunshine of the morning. The "pocket" of life can only carry a certain weight. If you don't give up, you may be crushed by the burden. On the way forward.
14. After hard work, you will know many things. If you persist, you will come over. Everyone is exploring the meaning of fate. A happy life is to regard happiness as an act and be able to put all the troubles away. It is life's right and obligation to treat things as if they don't matter. Live in a crowded place and think in a quiet place. If you want to calm down your worries, it is obvious that you need a very peaceful mind.
15. Giving up is sacrificing what originally belongs to you, letting go is letting go of those that have never been you. Don’t expect everyone to understand you. Only after you have been hurt can you know how to protect yourself; only after you have cried can you know. What does heartache feel like? Only after you have been stupid can you know how to persist and give up at the right time; only after you have loved can you realize that you are actually very fragile. In fact, life does not require such meaningless persistence. If you have nothing, you really can't let go.
16. What leaves you most is the most beautiful scenery, and what hurts you the most is the truest feelings. No matter how tortured life is, treating life well is a kind of forgiveness in life and a destiny. With this knowledge, do not live your destiny as a tragedy, but live your life as a broad and free life. Pick up whatever you want and put it down. Wherever the clouds flow and disperse, let your destiny live freely. Whatever you see and what you think of, this is The taste is all about non-attachment.
17. Life is one encounter and parting after another. It is forgetting and beginning again and again, but there are always some things that, once they happen, leave traces. Happiness is not the trademark of life. It is the quality of life. The most interesting part of life is that it has no script, no rehearsal, and cannot be repeated. The most weighty part of life is that we have to be ourselves and bear all responsibilities.
18. Good times will be condensed into history; no matter how far you wait, as long as you persist, many things will always come. Once you have experienced it, you will know that there is a state called transcendence. There is a kind of optimism called understanding, there is a kind of innocence called naturalness, there is an attitude called leisurely, there is a kind of achievement called extraordinary, there is a kind of prosperity called Weiran, there is a kind of joy called joyful, there is a kind of relief called Huiran, and the kind I want Happiness is indifference plus a magical belief.
19. Life is not a still life. There will always be many unexpected things. The mountains will collapse but remain unchanged. Storms will suddenly arise but calmly deal with them. Turning the crisis around often requires a superb mind and a good attitude. With a mentality of more thinking and less excitement, more kindness and less hatred, life will become more beautiful. When you make your choice suitable for you and bravely accept everything that comes with life, you will gain your own self-esteem. confidence.
20. Life is impermanent, and things are unpredictable. There is no need to be too stubborn when things happen. Many times we are looking for trouble. The so-called looking for trouble means absorbing too much negative energy. We should be like a sunflower, where Wherever there is sunshine, look towards it. Contact more outstanding people, contact more good teachers, talk more about healthy and uplifting topics, and think more about issues that are beneficial to the development of life. If your heart is full of sunshine, even if it rains in life, it will be as warm as spring rain.
21. Life is not a race, but a journey. The race is about the end point, but the journey is about the scenery along the way. As people say: If you don’t climb mountains, you don’t know the height of the mountains; if you don’t wade in the water, you don’t know the depth of the water; if you don’t appreciate the wonders, How do you know how wonderful it is? Living with a traveling mentality can make you interrupt the daily trivial matters of mortal life. You are looking at others, and you are also the scenery in other people's eyes. With this mentality, you will get a kind of relief from the ordinary and tacky life.
22. Your time is limited, so don’t live for others. Don’t be limited by dogma. Don’t live in other people’s ideas. Don’t let other people’s opinions influence your inner voice. The most important thing is to be brave. Follow your heart and intuition. Only your heart and intuition know your true thoughts. Everything else is secondary.
23. The most tiring thing is often not the distance of the road, but the depression in your heart; the most decadent thing is often not the bumpy future, but the loss of your self-confidence; the most painful thing It is often not the misfortune of life, but the shattering of your hopes; the most despairing thing is often not the blow of setbacks, but the death of the soul. Therefore, we should take everything lightly and relax, and everything will get better!
24. It’s hard to buy back youth with money earned with youth; hard to buy back life with money earned with life; hard to buy back happiness with money exchanged for happiness; hard to buy back happiness with money exchanged for love; Claim back love; money earned with time is hard to earn back time. Even if you get all the money in the world in a lifetime, the money in the world cannot buy you back your life. Please remember that money is not everything. Take a rest when you should. Relax when it's time to relax. A happy life is the most powerful thing.
25. People will encounter unpleasant things and unpleasant people in their lives. If you don’t learn to forgive, you will live in pain and exhaustion. Forgiveness is a kind of grace. It is a feeling, forgiveness is a solvent, a lubricant of mutual understanding. Forgiving oneself does not mean indulgence of oneself, forgiving others does not mean abandoning principles, and forgiving life does not mean not loving life.
26. We must learn to manage our own lives, not to hang around every day, nor to stay up every day, but to enjoy life every day. When your mood is simple, you will have the mind to manage your life; when your life is simple, you will have time. It is not difficult to enjoy a simple life. You only need to know how to live for yourself, live for beauty, and do things for happiness. It will be more joyful and less sad; it will be more real and less hypocritical; it will be more leisurely. , less hectic.
27. Everyone will have skills that are not as good as others, and don’t feel ashamed or feel inferior when others rely on others. We are all mortals, mixed in the flow of people, living an ordinary life. We should be ignored and laughed at by others. When you are criticized, criticized or framed, you must learn to control your own rhythm. As long as your heart is not chaotic, it will be difficult for the outside world to change you. Don't envy others, everyone has pain; don't lose yourself, cheering up is stronger than anything else.
28. If you remember everything clearly, the shadow in your heart will become bigger and bigger, and the space in your heart will become smaller and smaller. You can’t let go of the people who are far away, and you can’t let go of the past. We can’t let go of lost things; we can’t let go of time; we can’t let go of success or failure; we can’t let go of everything that doesn’t belong to us. After years of exaggeration and the ups and downs of the sea of ??people, we know that only by letting go can we feel relaxed, and only by letting go can we be free. The first thing to let go is People are the happiest.
29. Life doesn’t need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; friendship doesn’t need sweet words, just think about it; money doesn’t need to be carried in a car, just enough; friends don’t need to be all over the world, just have you and you won’t know about troubles. What is happiness? Only when you have pain can you understand what happiness is. Only when you have losses can you gain something. Cherish what should be cherished and resolutely give up what should be given up. Since pain is unavoidable, let us smile at life!
30. Let’s accept the good and the bad, and continue living without saying a word. If you want to be a happy and successful person, the most important thing is to remember to close the door behind you and learn to put the past behind you. Forget all mistakes and mistakes. Don’t wallow in annoyance and regret. Keep looking forward. Time goes by and you will never get it back. Tomorrow is a new day. Don’t let past mistakes and mistakes become a burden for tomorrow.
31. Be kind to yourself, because no one will regard you as the whole world. Life has wounds, pain, sweetness and bitterness. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity. It makes people think, It makes people strong and makes them appreciate it better. If a person has never tasted bitterness, it is difficult to know the taste of sweetness. Facing suffering bravely and overcoming suffering optimistically is also a kind of practice. There is no eternal night, no eternal winter, and suffering will eventually end. It will pass, but the sunshine is always after the storm!
32. Suffering is not suffering, happiness is not happiness, it is just a temporary obsession. If you stick to one thought, you will be trapped in one thought; if you let go of one thought, you will feel free in your heart. Some people and some things are inevitable. If you ask for it, you won't come by forcing it. In this case, relax your mind and let things take their own course. Situations are created by the heart, and troubles are all caused by the heart. No matter when and where you are, you must have a peaceful heart and maintain an open-minded attitude. Don't let yourself live too tiredly.
33. Give life a smile, give yourself a smile, the road still has to go on. Spring has the warmth of spring, summer has the heat of summer, autumn has the harvest of autumn, and winter has the coldness of winter. Learn to enjoy it. Life! As for the past, let it pass. Don’t deliberately forget or think of it. Some things slowly become indifferent as time goes by. It’s just memories. Let us learn to look forward, and everything will get better. Those people will never be with you again
1. When you have a new circle, don’t forget who accompanied you through the sparsely populated times. When you live well, don’t forget. Who has been with you through the most difficult moments? When you continue to move forward, remember to look back and pull the person who stayed with you.
2. Sometimes I want to find someone to talk to, so I flip through the phone book on my phone over and over again, but I don’t know who I can send a text message or call, and finally press “Clear” . In fact, I really wanted to find someone to talk to, but I didn't know where to start. In the end, I just said nothing and told myself that it would be fine tomorrow.
3. I don’t know when, but when I saw your profile picture light up, I no longer had the courage to talk to you. He just smiles at you and is speechless. Watching it over and over again, thinking about it over and over again. There are too many good things in this world, and some things will never belong to you, so they are destined to just appreciate and look at you from a distance.
4. Just because I have cut off contact with you does not mean that I don’t miss you; I will still miss you wherever I go. And I also began to learn to forget and erase all the intersections of our past abandonments... Thank you for your smile, which once confused my years. Some people only miss them but don’t contact them; they only pay attention to them and don’t bother them.
5. In love, sometimes you can chat happily until dawn. However, as long as you have no contact for a few days and then come back, you don’t know how to open your mouth. You don’t know what to say after greetings. It’s like a pile of firewood soaked by rain. It was still burning hot one day, but it is still burning the next day. But it couldn't be lit.
6. Be strong after a breakup. Don’t cry. Moscow doesn’t believe in tears, and neither does Beijing. Don’t tear up photos, burn letters, or destroy diaries. Only fools can do that. Believe in love, believe that good men still exist, and are still looking for you in the vast sea of ??people.
7. Keep your head down and walk on the uphill road of life, and raise your head on the downhill road of life. Life always likes to tease us. When you are desperate, he will flash you a spark of hope, which will make you unable to give up; when you are calm, he will give you a sudden bump, so that you will not be too happy.
8. If a man likes you without makeup, he doesn’t mind no matter how ugly you are. He is happy when you gain weight and feels distressed when you lose weight. Please remember, that man is your father, and he is your father. , is your biological father.
9. When I think of you again, your name, your smile, everything about you, can only be added with "other people's". When I think of our time together, I can only add "once". Many people and many things were originally familiar, thinking that they could continue tomorrow. So I turned around and let go, thinking about the hope of being reunited tomorrow. When the sun sets and rises again, those things will never be experienced again; those people will never be with you again.
10. There is such a person living in everyone’s heart, whom they love from afar. We may not be able to be together in this life, we may not have spoken a few words, and we may not have dinner or watch movies together, but it is this distant person who supports the most important and splendid days of youth. So that when we think about it in the future, we will have no regrets, just warm memories.
11. I don’t miss you very much, I just look to see if there is any message from you when I wake up in the morning; I don’t miss you very much, I just feel struck by a certain lyric while listening to a song , there was a brief blank in my mind; I didn’t miss you very much, I just wanted to see your appearance and hear your voice; I didn’t miss you very much, but every time I woke up, the first thing I thought of was you.
12. Please don’t start if you are not prepared, and please don’t commit if you are not capable. People who have the ability to be willful must also have the ability to be strong. Life is full of ups and downs. You will never know what will happen next moment, nor will you understand why fate treats you this way. Only after you have experienced all kinds of changes in life, will you lose your initial glitz and look at the world with a humble attitude.
Classic quotes of inspiration in life
Classic quotes of insights in life
1. If you walk every day, you are not afraid of thousands of miles; if you do it often, you are not afraid of thousands of things.
2. Life appears splendid in the flash, and reality appears in the ordinary.
3. Among the easiest things in the world, procrastination is the least laborious.
4. The value of a person is not measured by time, but by depth.
5. Strong faith will win strong people and then make them stronger.
6. If a friend makes you angry, it means that you still care about his friendship.
7. Don’t think that men don’t care about image, and women are not blind.
8. The power of a gentleman is always the power of action, not the power of words.
9. People who make excuses for not making time for fitness will sooner or later make time to see a doctor!
10. Life is empty and dull only in the eyes of boring people. Tasteless.
11. While waiting, time passes as usual, but it is stretched by our thoughts.
12. The road is a scar on the earth that is difficult to heal, so every step in life is a dull pain.
13. The best is not necessarily the most suitable; the most suitable is the truly best.
14. Tell more jokes and deal with things with a humorous attitude, so that life will be easier.
15. You must maintain an honest stance. This is often risky and requires courage.
16. Don’t lend money easily, and don’t lend money to others easily, unless you don’t ask them to pay it back.
17. Don’t be greedy for anything. Once you like something, stick to it. You should have no worries.
18. Live with integrity and don’t have wild dreams! Only by working honestly can you have a bright future.
19. Your efforts today are a foreshadowing of luck. The dedication you give now is the flower blooming tomorrow.
20. People who are only filled with their own opinions and ideas will never hear the voices of others.
21. Don’t be jealous of others. If you are jealous of others, you will end up short. Don't protect yourself from shortcomings. If you protect yourself from shortcomings, you will not grow up in the end.
22. People cannot have a sense of shame without self-esteem, and they cannot have self-esteem without a sense of shame.
23. If there are many intelligent people, the country will be strong; if there are few intelligent people, the country will be weak. Therefore, in today’s teaching, we should first open up our wisdom.
24. When a classmate throws a scrap of paper - that is creating bad karma; when we pick up a scrap of paper - it is accumulating good karma.
25. Greed is like a strange subtraction. Sometimes you gain something, but in the end you lose more.
26. People who are not blessed enough will often hear right and wrong; people who are blessed enough will never hear right and wrong.
27. If I want to change things, I must first change myself; if I want to change things for the better, I must first change myself for the better.
28. When entering the mountains, you are not afraid of tigers that can hurt people, but you are afraid of the double-faced sword of human beings. Don't ask for good favors everywhere. If you don't drink, let the price of wine be high.
29. The tower near the water gets the moon first, and the flowers and trees facing the sun are easy to spring. Human relationships are as thin as paper, and world affairs are like new chess games.
30. There are countless people in the vast sea, and that man is the husband. Human feelings are like water, and things in the world are like clouds.
31. Working hard is the mother of all inventions. By working hard at everything, you can get the truth of things.
32. Self-consciousness is the mother of progress, and self-abasement is the source of degradation. Therefore, self-consciousness is indispensable, and self-abasement is indispensable.
33. The most recent or last impression has a strong impact on people’s cognition. The result is often seen as a summary of the process.
34. In front of power, I see money that sheds tears; in front of money, I see power that kneels down.
35. The true meaning of an iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to have food wherever you go.
36. Death teaches people everything, just like the results announced after an exam - although you suddenly realize it, it is too late!
37. When you are deceived, you can forgive, but you cannot Forget; you can not point it out, but you cannot remain indifferent.
38. Growth is the gradual strengthening of the heart through experience. The so-called return of life is to turn external things into inner strength.
39. Don’t trade health for money just because you are still young. When you get old, you will realize that money cannot buy health.
40. Life is perishable, like the flowers that fade in an instant; however, what lasts forever is the desire for the future and the passion for life.
41. A villain regards his own faults as the faults of others, and blames others every time. A gentleman regards the faults of others as his own faults, and blames himself every time.
42. Most elderly people oppose too much, discuss for too long, act too late, and regret too early.
43. Only when the truth hurts your immediate interests, but you still love it, can you truly love the truth.
44. Life is like a green leaf. As time goes by, it slowly turns yellow, but its veins are still clearly visible.
45. Bravery is sometimes a kind of calmness and confidence under the control of rationality. Only those who are virtuous and benevolent can truly be brave in spirit.
46. When you were born, you were crying and the people around you were smiling; at the end of your life, you were smiling while the people around you were crying.
47. When I was a child, I thought my father was not simple. Later I thought I was not simple, and then I thought my children were not simple.
48. There is no shame in commuting by bus. The money you save on taking a taxi every day may allow your future son to drink a few more bags of good milk powder.
49. All truly good things are obtained through struggle and sacrifice, and a good future must be obtained in the same way.
50. The bones should be strong, the Qi should be soft, the ambition should be big, the courage should be small, the heart should be empty, the words should be truthful, the wisdom should be increased, the blessings should be cherished, the worries should not be far away, and the worries should be close. A wise man knows how to be patient, forgive those around him, and grow stronger in tolerance
1. Many times, we always hope for the kindness of others. At first, we are grateful, but over time, it becomes a habit.
2. I have always missed too much, and I am nostalgic for the past events that cannot be brought back. No one tells me, no one comforts me, just like this, a simple and lonely life.
3. You must remember those who hold an umbrella for you in the heavy rain, those who help you block foreign objects, those who accompany you silently in the dark, those who make you laugh, and those who chat with you all night People, people who visit you in the car, people who cry with you, people who stay with you in the hospital, people who always think of you, people who take you around, people who say they miss you, these are the people who make you up. Every bit of warmth in life is what keeps you away from the haze and makes you a kind person. Haruki Murakami
4. The reason for the weakening of all relationships is just that one question is awkward and the other is perfunctory.
5. No matter how strong love is, it cannot withstand the erosion of busyness. You are so busy that you forget to care, you are so busy that you are exhausted physically and mentally, and you are too busy to know what to do. However, love cannot wait for you. Cherish it when you have time.
6. I think one day, I will be compatible enough with someone, and we can spend the whole day without computers or mobile phones. We can eat delicious food, listen to music, chat about all kinds of topics, and even It is natural for two people to sit quietly looking at each other all day long, whether it is friendship or love.
7. If you like something, don’t ask others whether it looks good or not.
8. There is no need to explain emotional matters to others, because others will never understand your feelings.
9. Not caring about other people’s feelings is selfish, and caring too much about other people’s feelings is self-abuse.
10. Don’t talk nonsense when you don’t understand. When you understand, don’t talk too much. When you are upset, speak slowly. If you have nothing to say, don't say it.
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13. Good things and bad things will eventually become things of the past.
14. As soon as someone gets close to you, they will speak their mind and speak freely. If this continues, sooner or later, you will be covered in bruises.
15. In life, you are destined to suffer many grievances. The more successful a person is, the more grievances he suffers. If you want to gain value and brilliance in your life, you should not care too much about grievances and let them tighten your heart and disrupt your life. We must learn to laugh it off and learn to transform potential energy. A wise man knows how to be patient, forgive those around him, and grow stronger in tolerance.
16. We go through hardships in order to better comfort others.
17. Love can make you not lonely, but it cannot make you not lonely. Even the most intimate love, the most caring lover, cannot and should not replace yourself. Many times, we need to have an inner dialogue with ourselves and not impose this responsibility on our loved ones. As independent people, we should be responsible and have the ability to take care of our own lives and emotions.
18. Life is an impromptu performance. There are no dreams that cannot be achieved, only those who do not wake up early.
19. I want to blow out silver patterns in the drizzle of rain, and let all the lilacs present become your bridesmaids. I want to open the palm of the sycamore tree to catch the rainwater to wash my face, and let the metasequoia trees With a weak pen tip, write the oath in the wind. Gu Cheng
20. You are in love, but the person you love sometimes does not really exist. He may be just an innocent white wall, and you are so enthusiastic that you project all the love movies you most long for on him. Cai Kangyong
21. Is love just about learning to give up? Then I might as well never have it
22. Most of the time, we will choose to continue to move forward and go deeper. One foot at a time, one foot at a time, we walked through the thick thorns and cold ice fields, the black sea water and the bottomless abyss, resisting the unimaginable loneliness and pain. We continued to move forward in the dark journey because we believed in the people ahead. At a certain point, there is light.
23. Sometimes you have to have the courage to do something and love someone. No matter good or bad, tomorrow will come.
24. Do not talk about any related plans or ideas in front of others before something is successful.
25. A woman should have three qualities: first, as straight as a javelin; second, as soft as a snake; third, as proud as a tiger.
26. If there is beauty in your heart, the world in your eyes will be beautiful.
27. [I understand that giving up is not the result you want.]
28. The reason why the earth is round is because God wants those who are lost or lost to people meet again. People who are destined to be together will still come back to each other no matter how far they go. If we can be together in the end, it really doesn't matter if it's later.
29. Happiness does not mean that everything is perfect, but that you have made up your mind to see beyond imperfection.
Thirty. The person who can make you live the most like yourself will definitely be the person who loves you the most and who you love the most.
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