Embarrassing second-rate funny phrases

Introduction: Someone on Baidu Knows asked: Looking for a costume TV series, the plot is that the male protagonist fell into a cave, ate mushrooms and became very powerful in martial arts? Some people said it was "Golden Sword and Eagle Feathers", some people said it was "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and the last person answered: Super Mario...

1. Children who study well before the exam They all said, "I'm going to take the exam!", and those who didn't study well said, "I'm going! It's the exam!" After the exam, the children who studied well said, "I passed the exam!", and those who didn't study well said, "Damn! It's over." ! ”

2. A vegetable seller divides a pile of vegetables into two piles with her hand. The buyer asked: How much does it cost per pound here? Answer: 2 yuan. Ask again: What about over there? Answer: 2 yuan and 5 yuan. Question: Why? Answer: That one is better. Then I bought 2.5 yuan. They sold out quickly at 2.5 yuan a pound. Then, I divided it with my hands, and it turned into two piles...

3. One day I had a stomachache, so I hurriedly went to the toilet, took off my pants and spent a long time, and there was a bang. Farted loudly. Then I heard the buddy from the pit next door: "I'll wipe it..." When I was about to leave after finishing my work, the buddy said again: Brother, do you still have any paper? I was frightened by you just now, and the paper fell into the pit!

4. One day, I got on the bus and saw a woman holding a dog. I glanced at it, and it glanced at me, and kept looking at it... and then... The woman also saw it, looked at the dog, then looked at me, and finally said to me: "Do you know each other?"

5. Yesterday, I went out to eat at the buffet and met a group of people. Ten dollars. They ate fifty chicken legs, eighty chicken wings, and fifty cans of Coke. What do you think they drank? I had to take five bottles with me before leaving, but the waiter said unhappily that we can’t take out. Just listen to them yelling, "Bring me forty more chicken legs!" The boss got anxious and told them to get away with the Coke!

6. I had a stomachache today and was squatting on the toilet. At this time, a mobile phone controller came to the toilet while playing with his mobile phone and eating butter bread. I was shocked at the time. This was not GC. I saw him leave at the end. I took out toilet paper and wiped my mouth, then put on my pants and played with my phone and left! Should I remind him?

7. A sexy beauty walked from the bathroom of the nightclub to the bar with her butt waving. Sit down in a seductive manner. He twitched his fingers seductively at the bartender. The bartender came over quickly, and the beauty asked: Is your manager here? Bartender: No, he's out. The beauty put her hand in the bartender's mouth, and the bartender sucked on ten fingers one by one in excitement. The beauty looked at the bartender with satisfaction and said to the bartender: Tell your manager, the bathroom is out of paper.

8. On the way home, I saw two naughty children arguing again. One of the children suddenly pointed at me and said to the other: "This is how you grow up!" The two of them were fighting so fiercely that they couldn't pull each other apart!

9. The little fish I had raised for half a month died. I was very sad. I thought that I must have a grand funeral for it. Bury it in the soil for fear of cats digging it; Bury it in water for fear of digging it up. It sank and was caught by a crab. After careful consideration, I decided to have a cremation for it, so I brought firewood and a lighter. Who knew that the more it was roasted, the more fragrant it became... I won't say anymore, I'm repenting.

10. The last time I took a taxi, the driver’s breathing sounded like he was snoring. Although I saw that the driver’s eyes were open, I kept looking at him nervously. The eldest brother seemed to know what I was thinking, and said helplessly: It's okay for you. Last time I drove a buddy, he kept shaking me and said don't sleep, don't sleep...

11. My son is in the supermarket. After lifting up his mother's skirt, his father pulled him aside angrily and asked him: "Are you doing this right?" The son shook his head, and his father asked again: "What should I do if it's not right?" The son shook his head again, and the father became even more angry and said: "I told you many times, but you just can't remember. If you want to lift it, just lift it from the aunt next to you."

12. One day, the English class teacher asked the students : Do you want to double the homework tonight? The students answered one after another: double, no double, double... After a while, they only heard me say: rob the landlord.

13. I was sitting in the living room watching TV, and my mother was eating mangoes. After eating, she asked me: "Does this clothes need to be washed?" I took a look and said: "It needs to be washed." Ever since. , she wiped her hands on my clothes and left. . .

14. Male: Dear, I’m sorry, I was wrong. Woman: I don’t believe you anymore.

Man: I swear to God, I have never told you a lie. Even if I lie to you, it is true.

15. There must be a reason for a person to love you. If you are good-looking, he may love your beauty; if you are rich, he may love your money; if you are sensible, he probably loves you for being knowledgeable and sensible; if you are ugly, poor, greedy and lazy, he If I still say "I love you" to you without disdain, congratulations, you have met a liar again.

16. I was riding a motorcycle with my buddy today. I was sitting in the back. When we encountered a traffic light, I got down and lifted my crotch. Unexpectedly, the red light suddenly turned green, and my buddy rushed out on his motorcycle, leaving me alone. A man squatted in the wind, his horse steps messy.

17. There was a female colleague who just got her driver's license and insisted on driving my car. I had no choice but to give her a try. I sat in the passenger seat to help guide me, and we only passed a few intersections. I scared my brother to tears. My sister, you turn on the wipers when you turn left, and you turn on the wipers when you turn right. What do you mean? . .

18. My colleague Li Si bought Guoliu. I said with envy: "Brother, you are a rich man!" Li Si said proudly: "The second-hand mobile phone I bought is cheap and awesome! Brother , learn from it!"... Li Si bought a car, and I asked enviously: "Brother, does it cost hundreds of thousands?" Li Si: "The second-hand car I bought is only 1/3 of the new car, brother. , learn from it! "... Li Si got married, I... I kept silent...

19. My mother was disappointed that she couldn't find a job after graduation and stayed at home playing games all day. He said to me: "You are an adult and you still play games at home all day long. How can you have a big future in the future?" This sentence woke up the dreamer: Yes, I am an adult. I can go to an Internet cafe to play games.

20. I vaguely remember one morning a year ago when I was going to take a theoretical mechanics test. My roommate got up to review and accidentally pinned his foot on the ladder of the bed. I glanced at him blearily. "Why did you pass it?"... One year passed, and my roommate took the exam again and again, but failed. I even wondered if my mouth had been touched by something, so it worked so well. Needless to say, my roommate’s murderous eyes are so fierce! !

21. My mother always likes to buy fruits that are not perfect. When asked why, she said quietly: "Fruits that are not perfect will try their best to grow sweet, just like fruits that are not perfect." Ugly people will always work hard to improve their abilities in other aspects..."

22. Ask a girl what kind of boy do you like when he smiles? She said she likes a boy who shines when he smiles. I When I think about it, do you want to be the Tathagata?

23. During a final exam, a boy came in and said to the two invigilators: "Uncle, you are the invigilator today~" The two teachers smiled at him, and then the exam began. Both of them turned a blind eye to whether the classmate was reading the cheat sheets or peeking at others. After the exam, one teacher said to the other: "Your nephew is quite naughty!" The other was startled and said, "No, that's right. I thought he was your nephew..."

24. He has strong limbs and is aggressive. He once injured a classmate at school and spent a lot of money on going to the hospital. He didn't dare to tell his family, so he borrowed it from a classmate and went to the same class. The female classmate lent me the most money... After a period of time, she had no money to eat and urged me to pay back the money. I had no choice but to take her to my friends every day to eat... Soon, she became my girlfriend... Finally, she She took me to her house to meet her parents, and I met the student I injured. He said: Hello, brother-in-law!

25. One of my classmates was invited to be a parent. When his mother arrived at school, the teacher told her: "Your son climbed over the wall during the day in physical education class and skipped class. This is such a serious matter." They were scolded by the teacher. Came out of the office after a meal. As I was passing by the corridor, I heard his mother pointing at his head and angrily scolding him: "Other people's children wait until night to climb over the wall to go out. Why do you want to go out during the day? Why don't you wait until night?!" I suddenly felt messy... …

26. The baby will be born in one month. Today, I discussed the future of the baby with my wife. My wife, a foodie, said: At the age of four, he will be sent to the Shaolin Temple to practice physical fitness. At the age of ten, he will be sent to New Oriental to learn cooking. At the age of twenty, he will be a chef. He opened a creative restaurant and let him continue to innovate until he gets old! I'll give it a try!

27. One day, I went shopping with my best friend to buy sunglasses.

After choosing for a long time, I finally found one that I was satisfied with. After putting it on, I asked my best friend: "Does it look good?" She glanced at it casually and said: "You just need an erhu!"

29 , At the classmate’s wedding scene, the classmate and his wife were so eloquent! The host tried to interrupt several times but failed. Finally, they stopped! Host: What a powerful dialogue this is, what a loving couple this is. In this family, the mistress can’t even put her mouth in, so how can she put her legs in! ? The audience burst into applause...

30. On the bus, a girl stepped on my foot, but gave me a blank look: What are you looking at? I looked at her: I'm sorry, but you look like my first love. She said shyly: Really? Then why did you break up? I replied leisurely: My mother doesn't approve of me being gay.

Postscript: Lao Wang: Master! I find that I have no interest in women lately! Instead, I became more and more obsessed with men! master! Please help me! The master didn't speak! I saw him hurriedly climbed up to the beam! Lao Wang: Could it be that Master wants me to be far-sighted? Don't stick to small details. Master: Don't stick to small details! Put your pants on and talk nicely! ! qq's personalized signature is so funny that it's so funny

qq's personalized signature is so funny that it's so funny

1. Fatty, you are a bitch, always messing with my relationship with food

2. If you think you are beautiful, you are probably overthinking

3. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, but it is a pity that Toyota cannot stop

4. You are brothers who grew up wearing a pair of pants, can you lend me a pair?

5. When the teacher said not to bring anything irrelevant to the exam, I thought, can I not bring it myself?

< p> 6. The ancients said that men and women cannot be intimate, so please stay away from me

7. If you don’t leave me, I will definitely die

8. I’m in love You, but the alarm clock became our third party

9. Once upon a time, there was a person who spoke ill of me behind my back. Later he died

10. When I rubbed against you When we passed each other, our clothes were all scratched and we didn’t see any sparks

11. Hitting means kissing, scolding means loving, and if you love to the extreme, kick with your feet

12. You are half buried in the ground, so don’t drag me in front of you, you big tree

13. You are like a cucumber, you need to be photographed

14. In fact, when I wake up in the morning, I still If you have something to do, just continue to sleep

15. You are like a bitter gourd, wearing so cool and looking so cool

16. Handsome man, don’t run, no matter how fast you run. You can't escape from my sister's hand

17. Sister, take care of your man, and don't let him go out to play with women if you have the ability

18. No matter how handsome you are, he is not your husband, so there is no need to envy him. Good

19. When a woman rebels, it’s because you have no ability, so don’t always blame her for being coquettish

20. Smoking harms your body. For your own health, you have to think more< /p>

21. Do you know the energy of volcanic eruptions? It’s like a woman scolding someone in the street

22. Are you a great braggart? If you have the ability, you can really show me off

23. The passers-by in your life are crazy, this sister will never understand

24. Your love has been transferred, but I My heart has not changed

25. Women should not expect too much. In fact, simplicity is happiness. Understand

26. My temper is something you will never be able to challenge. Miss Xiaoxiao I'll kill you

27. For big things like saving the world, Superman usually suffices. I'm just watching Superman's performance

28. Don't be so angry now, be careful if someone turns around and kills you. Cover it under the ground

29. It is God’s business to give you a chance. My task is to eliminate your chance

30. You have been so earth-shattering, sooner or later the world will I can’t stand it

31. I have never believed what you said, so there is no need to ask for my forgiveness

32. I am ugly but I am gentle, and I still dare to walk on the street Take a walk

33. The RMB represents your strength, I think you can only be a retard now

34. I gave you the right to love me, but I didn’t give You have the right to give up loving me

35. You finally challenged me to my limit and made me have to kick you a few times

36. I love you vigorously, but you hurt me. I am completely hurt, this love is really unreasonable

37. I am willing to do anything, but I don’t want to love you

38. The person I once loved is now a child. Dad

39. Gold always shines, not to mention, I am a diamond

40. I like to record the teacher’s lecture, and I will fall asleep immediately after listening to it at night

41. If you don’t even know how to cheat, how can the teacher trust you to let you practice in society?

42. The business girl does not know the hatred of the country’s subjugation and does her homework all day long

43. Gold always shines, but glass like you can only reflect light

44. The so-called low-key is just a high-profile with a low profile

45. Promise Chairman Mao: I will never pinch the flowers of the motherland again, I will pinch the flowers

46. A good horse will not eat grass unless it is a rotten fairy grass

47. After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the quilt and the part outside the quilt

< p> 48. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense

49. Every time I take the exam paper home, the first thing I do is to put on cotton pants and face the storm

< p> 50. You pay 60 cents and I pay 60 cents. Why do we have two dollars for one piece? It’s so cold and funny that it’s so embarrassing

Introduction: I am a bit funny. When I was a child, my family conditions were relatively poor. I liked eating ice cream but I was very fond of it. Little money to buy. One time during the Chinese New Year, I finally got the lucky money and ran to the small shop happily. Winter in the South, you know. When my mother came home for dinner at noon, she saw me trembling all over and said to her: Mom, Mom, I’m so cold... I kept eating the ice cream in my hand as I said that.

1. I was hospitalized with a fever. A beautiful nurse from the hospital walked by, looked at the sling bottle, and asked me how my fever was going. I said: It burned very well!

2. Wife: I want to become Princess Iron Fan. Husband: Why? Wife: If you make me angry, I can slap you away. Husband: You...you are indeed the most poisonous woman!

3. "Sir, you are late! I can't let you in!" the gatekeeper of the cinema said to a late comer. The man begged: "Can you open the door a small crack and let me in?" The gatekeeper of the cinema said, "That's not possible. As long as you open a small crack, the audience inside will squeeze out!"

4. A doctor killed someone else's baby. The baby's parents were very angry and said to the doctor: "You have to give my son a good burial and pay it back. Otherwise, I will sue the government." The doctor promised to take him back and deal with it properly. So he put the body in the medicine box. On the way home, I was invited to see a doctor by another family. When I was unpacking the medicine, someone accidentally saw the body. The patient was surprised and asked the reason, and the doctor said: "This is someone else who died and asked me to take it back to save him."

5. When I was young, I was always curious about my father's razor, and finally I got it. One day, my father was not at home, so I tried to see if it worked. But I didn’t have a beard at that time, so I had to try it on my eyebrows. When I looked in the mirror, I was dumbfounded~~~~~~~

6. The woman pulled the man's clothes and said: Today... Confession day... The man said "oh" and dropped two hundred yuan...

7. When I was in junior high school, one of the physical examinations was to check for color blindness. Yes, take a notebook. Each page is a pattern made up of small fragments of different colors. I wonder if it is the same for everyone. Some are numbers and some are simple paintings. We go up one by one and report what we see to the doctor. Generally, there is no big problem. After all, physical examinations have been done since elementary school. As a result, a classmate who usually studies very hard went up, took the notebook, adjusted his glasses, and said something that made us all fall down: "A pile of broken glass."

8. That day, the little girl next door My underwear was blown to our balcony by the wind! I was so embarrassed when I found out! I immediately picked it up and leaned out on the balcony to her house to help dry it again. Well, then you all guessed it! ! The sister next door happened to come out and saw me leaning forward with difficulty, holding her freshly washed panties in my hand. I don’t want to live anymore. She thought I stole her underwear...

9. My number always receives sales pitches for various properties. One woman calls at a time and says, "Hello, we are at XX General Manager." The price is **, and the down payment is only **. There are no purchase restrictions and no loan restrictions." I replied excitedly: "Ah? Really? Where can I find such a cheap store? (Disappointed) What a pity for me. No money." The other party was immediately petrified after hearing this.

10. A buddy of mine is smart and has a prosperous business. He has made a lot of money, but he has given it all to his wife to take charge of. Unexpectedly, my wife used this money to raise a pretty boy outside. In the end, he ran away with them. Make a fuss and lose money. My buddy was so upset that he didn't get out of bed for two months.

When he remarried a year later, his new wife blamed him and said: "How can a grown man not keep any private money? Otherwise, our life would not be so tight now." The friend said sincerely: "You are right. Yes, I have to learn a lesson and I will definitely change it in the future.”

11. When I was watching a TV series with my wife, don’t call me brother. I pointed at the female lead and said, “My wife, this girl looks like you.” Really? "Yeah, just as fat as you!" "Okay, let's not talk anymore. I knelt down on the keyboard and got the wrong letter!

12. Opposite the girls' dormitory is the boys' dormitory. It had just fallen into the night, everything was quiet, and suddenly I heard a voice coming from the men's dormitory. A boy shouted: "xxx, I love you!" "In an instant, the women on the opposite floor exploded, and they were all envious and jealous of whose boyfriend was so romantic. At this moment, another buddy yelled: "Who called my name just now? ! "The world suddenly became quiet...

13. Xiao Ming was speeding on the highway and was stopped by the traffic police at the exit. The traffic police said: "I have been waiting for you all this afternoon. "Xiao Ming said: "I know you are waiting for me here, so I rushed here as quickly as possible!

14. Wife: “Dear, my best friend’s husband said that she is a firefighter and specializes in putting out his fire.” Then what are you trying to do with me? Husband: "Honey, you are the cashier!" Specially collect money from husband! "Wife: "..."

15. Xiao Ming was speeding on the highway and was stopped by the traffic police at the exit. The traffic police said: "I have been waiting for you all this afternoon. "Xiao Ming said: "I know you are waiting for me here, so I rushed here as quickly as possible! "

16. The last section of the high-speed train is connected to the most expensive sightseeing car. When we arrived at the station, everyone lined up in front of the car door, waiting for it to stop and open the door. The sightseeing car door opened, and a fat man came out. Uncle Er, two young men in neat suits next to him, made a gesture to protect him with one hand, stretched out the other hand, and shouted loudly: "Give way, give way..." The girl standing at the end smoothed her bangs and said lightly: "Give me what?" Let's go to the funeral or go to the funeral? queue! ”

17. We are a rural middle school with relatively weak teaching staff. Therefore, there is a shortage of teachers. My Chinese teacher’s handwriting is recognized by the whole school as beautiful. Not only that, the Chinese teacher is also the principal of the school. Today , the principal assigned me the homework. I took it and took a look. Wow! The principal wrote a few big words on my homework, which is so beautiful! I will definitely keep it in the future. It will become an antique in the future. My deskmate also shouted, which attracted the attention of everyone in the class: "What did you write?" "What is the collection value?" I could see that they were a little jealous. I said loudly: "I didn't do my homework, please make it up for me!" ”

18. When I was a child, I picked up stones, then collected a lot of tinfoil from the outside of chewing gum, and then wrapped the stones in tinfoil as ancient silver, and then acted in my own TV series... Is two dollars enough?

19. I run a tobacco and alcohol business. One day, a pretending man came with a woman, pointed at a bottle of red wine and asked: "It's a lot of money." I held out four fingers, which meant, "I come here often, but I can't sell it." Selling...I am embarrassed to say: Selling to you, we are all acquaintances

20. There is no class in the first morning. My roommate sent a message to her boyfriend to wake her up: Get up. When I woke up and answered the phone, I heard a strange male voice saying, "Get up quickly, get up quickly." The roommate was so frightened that he sat up. He hung up the phone and saw that it was the wrong message from Yuantong. . I sent the message to my boyfriend. Damn, Yuantong is so awesome.

21. When my girlfriend’s birthday came, I immediately made a big cake and saw the message Happy Birthday on the cake. "Day" is the word. I picked up the knife and cut it in two. I looked at my girlfriend tenderly and said with a smile: "I am responsible for 'day' and you are responsible for 'fun'; I am responsible for 'fast'; you are responsible for 'sheng'." OK? ”

22. Last year’s hit movie, (Where Are We Going, Dad), last night my husband was drinking and bragging with his friends. I felt bored, so he said give me the remote control, (I It depends on where the father is.) As a result, my husband is here. No need to read it. I just watched it. Your father was having dinner with your mother at home. Then my friends and I burst out laughing.

23. I accidentally discovered that my father was drinking, but my mother didn’t allow him to drink. I quickly took two pictures with my mobile phone to prove it. Since my salary card was confiscated by my mother, I went home and told my mother to get some money and use it when my father came back. The evidence deceived him, I was too smart.

24. Male students studying in medical school already have a girl they like. She is Liu Xiaocui, the beauty of her class. The man is a bit shy. Never dare to confess. I touched myself all day long, but one day I finally pretended to be brave and said to the girl, "How can I move your heart?" Unexpectedly, the girl said, "Didn't the teacher teach you to use electric shock?" ”

25. I am a man. Yesterday, I went out to buy clothes with my mother. When I was trying on clothes, I found that the fitting room could not be locked, so I asked my mother to help keep an eye on it. But as soon as I took off my pants, the door opened, and a beautiful girl appeared. Then I was shocked. I was only wearing a pair of underwear. Is it okay... Later, my mother told me that the girl was very pretty. Don't stop me, I'm going, she is really my own mother!

26. A family member is ill and hospitalized in the neurological ward. In fact, my condition is not serious anymore, and I don’t need to accompany him every day, but I insisted on taking a week off. They all said that I was filial and so on, so I felt ashamed. Actually, the purpose was to see the hot trainee nurse, because I probably wouldn’t be able to see her after she was discharged from the hospital. Now I really want to be sick, and it must be crazy.

27. Jade Emperor: Here comes someone. Eunuch: Chat. Jade Emperor: Here comes someone. Eunuch: Chat. Jade Emperor: Here comes someone. Eunuch: Chat. Jade Emperor: Are you focused on arguing? When I say "people come," I don't mean "people come, scum"! Eunuch: The young one will die. The young one is a soldier of the Qing Dynasty.

28. The math teacher went on a blind date... Girl: Do you mind if I have spots on my face? Mathematics teacher: No, I just like to deal with decimal points...

29. Xiaodong: Xiao Ming, listen to this "I only care about you who care about you, whether I care about you as much as I care about you" "I care about you just as much as I care about you." Do you hear anything? Xiao Ming: I don’t know what you said. But I should be able to guess the core meaning. Xiaodong: What is it? Xiao Ming: To put it simply, "Are you going to make an appointment?"

30. Today I accidentally yelled at my wife, which made her heartbroken and burst into tears. I tried to persuade her all morning to no avail. Nothing can be done.

My daughter, who hadn’t eaten all this time, got a little impatient and said to her mother: “Okay, Mom, stop crying, okay? You didn’t choose the man yourself, so who is to blame!” Suddenly, my wife and I were in a mess. Now...

Postscript: "Why do no men like me even though I have such good skin?" "Because you are ugly!" "Why do no men like me even though I am so plump?" Because you’re fat!” “Why do no men want to take a second look at me when I’m so tall, so outstanding, and so rich?” “Son, if you ask such stupid questions again, I’ll kill you!” The most creative and hilarious signature of a douchebag

The most creative and funny signature of a douchebag

1. Fatty has one more kind of defense than the average person when playing basketball. The method is called: Breast Defense

2. The sign of this girl’s appearance is a Chinese mouth and a Korean nose

3. Who doesn’t know how to play the game of love? Come here and teach you a lesson Trick

4. My head is small, so all the words and numbers don’t come in

5. Every teacher has committed a crime, and the crime is child abuse

6. Your ruthlessness and unrighteousness will never hurt my sentimental and chivalrous spirit

7. The right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life, go to hell with that little bastard

8. Examination The teacher taught the students to cheat, and the teacher taught the students to commit crimes

9. I am not white, beautiful, or rich, I have no money, no power, no status

10. You pretend to be a coquettish person , others will not see your true colors

11. If you look at you, you are a human, but if you don’t look at you, you will become a dog

12. Either be tolerant, or cruel, or Be ruthless, or get away

13. Broken love is nothing, China lacks everything but people

14. I miss you as much as I can see through the water, but you tell me you Looking forward to wearing long trousers

15. China has few resources because there are too many people. It only takes a little for each person

16. The flesh will leave my body soon, I like to be slim< /p>

17. I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. You accidentally drank my foot-washing water

18. Some people just like to bury landmines in the toilet, causing Public feces

19. Don’t use pretense as an excuse. You can see through it at a glance.

20. Mosquitoes, when did you evolve to not suck blood, but only fat?

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21. You can’t influence others, so what’s the point of bullying Xiaoqiang?

22. Xiong Da often says to Xiong Er: You should have a bear-like chest.

23. You are not evil at all, but your thoughts are a bit evil

24. I understand, you are a female and cannot be male

25. Poor People must be hateful, so there is no need to pretend to be pitiful here

26. If you are not polite to your own man, who can you be polite to?

27. How many loves have escaped Time difference can be won, distance can be defeated, as long as you persist

28. Men are becoming more and more feminine nowadays

29. Whoever wants to start from scratch, open a barber shop , start from scratch

30. I can’t cry because I put on liquid eyeliner and mascara

31. Who can come back alive in this world?

32. When I paid the phone bill, I realized that my words can be worth a thousand pieces of gold

33. I am the most trustworthy child, but why do I still take exams?

34. It’s not his fault for falling in love with you, it’s because he’s blind

35. I want to be your heart, if you want to annoy me I won’t beat it

36. The male and female protagonists of "The Girls We Chased in Those Years" are now chasing the box office

37. Human beings live to suffer, otherwise they would not be called humans

38. My squirrel You still call it Pikachu when you treat it like a ball

39. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be called Goodbye

40. Others have ADHD, it seems like it’s caused by the mouth. Keep moving

41. I told my deskmate that my deskmate is a pig; he said that your deskmate is a pig

42. My back is itchy, please help me Scratch it, don’t use it to spread its wings

43. The teacher confiscated my mobile phone, and a week later I found that the phone was out of battery

44. My youth is not over yet, just this year Over twenty

45. If you don’t like me, you can pretend to be blind or commit suicide