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Ode to Joy 2 Classic Dialogue
The classic dialogue of Ode to Joy 2 is 1 1. Life is hard, at least we still have each other.
2. Don't challenge, life is too difficult.
Maybe the two people who know each other best can only become bosom friends but not lovers.
I want to hear you say that you deserve the best.
I have to break up with him because I like him and I love him.
6. What's it like to love someone deeply?
I have a question for you. How can I catch up with you?
8. The relationship between men and women is that either the east wind overwhelms the west wind or the west wind overwhelms the east wind.
9. Xiao Qu: Will you get married in the spirit of marriage? That is really tired of living. In my opinion, marriage is not a lifetime thing. Learning skills and making yourself happy is a lifelong event for a person. But I won't discuss it with you. You were all taught by our ancestors to be stupid and single-minded. You only know how to get married, but you don't know why. You wouldn't understand.
10, I want to make a block with you, and we will be together for a lifetime.
1 1. As a 30-year-old woman, I don't have any savings. I paid the down payment on the house where my brother got married, and I also paid off the loan, even the money for having a baby.
12, Elder Tang: Last time I went to see you, I realized that even if you have no education, you don't care about things, and you don't care about other people's feelings, I will be attracted to you. But if I want to be boyfriend and girlfriend, I can't accept any form of indulgence.
13, love is like this, not as long as possible.
14, which sounds scary for several years, is actually like a fragile layer of paper, which will break when you poke it.
15, life is hard, no matter how you live.
16. The world is like a giant doll machine. I just want to see you through the glass.
17, as long as you are good at making money, I will lend you100000, and I won't suffer without blinking.
18, Bao Yifan (Shuo Yang): Everyone has something that others think is insignificant, but it is a big thing for themselves. But some people still get married in front of terminally ill beds. Of course, when we broke up, we talked openly about the difficulties.
Andy (Tamia Liu): It takes too much time to fall in love. Now we should compress our sleep to make up for the past deficit, and we should take two days off at the weekend. The pace of life is completely disrupted, and I can't control myself many times. I need to work with another one. It's really tight. I can't imagine how much people love to marry a man and have children. You have everything, and your need for love is pure and beyond reproach.
Ode to Joy 2 classic dialogue 1. Love comes too fast and goes too fast. Only pork rolls are eternal. Never give up making money for a chance to meet a handsome guy.
2. When someone hits my left face, I lift my right face, which is a fool's job.
I don't use cosmetics very much, but I will buy them and think about them often. Cosmetic marketing is so successful that you can't completely ignore it.
4. Every time you fall in love, it lasts forever. Not getting married is failure. Are you tired? Falling in love is seeing the right eye, and it thunders. Instead of thinking about the east and the west there, it is better to kiss and hug, so as to know your true feelings. The more you think about it, the more wrong it is. Don't hesitate if you like it. Falling in love is falling in love. There are so many restrictions.
That's because I know what I want, what I don't want, what I can afford, what I can't afford, what I can afford and what I can put down.
What happened? Does he have a girlfriend or not?
7. Man, when you are in love, the little bad you hide will definitely become a big bad after marriage; When you are in love, the advantages brought out like a baby will definitely shrink after marriage.
8. What do people rely on to wander the rivers and lakes? It is loyalty.
9. What are restrictions? The woodcutter thought that the emperor was carrying a gold pole.
10. He is a bitch. I am very happy. Do you care?
1 1. The most fashionable girls in today's cities are those who belong to the night.
12. You must impress a bully!
13. The beauty in photos is different from that in reality. It must be hard to be a model, because you want to be you in the photo, but you can never be you in the photo.
14. Sometimes, those who have symptoms of nervous breakdown look beautiful because there are some fragile things in the way they move or walk. They show an atmosphere that makes them more beautiful.
The classic dialogue of Ode to Joy 2 is 3 1. Bao Yifan lowered his head and showed Andy the mobile phone screen. It's a short message from Bao Tai. It was sent around 10 in the evening. "Where did you hide my daughter-in-law?" Take someone home at once. When Andy finished reading, "I'm homeless. Seek asylum. "
2. "Did I hide behind people when I was sarcastic? I forbid you. Is Qiu Yingying back? You idiot, you have no money, no looks, no talent, red eyes, you can't be famous all your life, and you can't wait for others to embarrass you, you heartless bastard. Bah, it's not your turn. I think you are too confused. You will be a mouse in the nest, and you will be a shrinking turtle in 2202. If you have the guts, I'll kill you if I don't scold you. "
3. "Two adults, as friends, we respect their values. When we encounter different opinions, we remind them, but we don't interfere, but when they are in trouble, we will certainly provide appropriate help. This can only be the case. " "It doesn't matter if you look at Xiaoqiu going the wrong way?" "No matter. Many interventions are under the banner of care and love. Don't Qin Ying's mother interfere in their affairs? " "Now, Xiaoqiu is facing collapse." Andy shrugged. "Adults need to bear the consequences of their choices."
4. Qiu Yingying said bluntly, "I found that the best way to forget some stupid things I have done is to think about money." Guan Juer was stupefied and had mixed feelings. Suddenly, he left the lady's reserve, clenched his fist at the sky and gnashed his teeth: "I want to make money, too!" " Her family is well-off, and she always thinks highly of herself and doesn't want to talk about money. She always said that was enough. But when she met Qu Xiaoxiao, especially Qu Xiaoxiao who was inexplicably with the perfect man, she discovered that money was also very important.
5. "But do you scholars really respect me? I used a wrong word when I spoke. Which one of you didn't squint at me? " Andy explained seriously: "There are two possibilities for squinting. One is perfectionism, and you can't ignore the mistakes around you, but this is just the original reaction of picking your eyelids. " The other is intolerant and one-sided. Dr. Zhao should not be the latter. You may have exaggerated the former. ""You see, you see, it is people like you who want to use the least words. You are lazy and happy. We are tired of hearing the former and have to think about the latter. Can't you just talk about it? If I talk like this, I will be beaten to death by my clients, and I can't get business. Because you are a professional, people must listen to you. Therefore, everyone is playing a mystery. It is best to let people understand only half and make you shine. You hate it, you hate it. "
6. Xiao Qu's girlfriends saw it, but someone jumped on the bus and snatched the bill from Dr. Zhao with a difficult action. Without looking, they put the bank card into the waiter's hand. Dr. Zhao quickly said, "I'll do it. I am a man. " When I robbed my girlfriend, I said, "My sister paid for whoring with you, and you paid for whoring with so many sisters alone. That's no good."
7, from Chinese, to Chinese plus English, to all English, anyway, Xiao Qu-Kun gave up listening, Guan Juer fainted, Andy and Bao Yifan talked about striking the table and laughing wildly.
8. In the end, there are only two people left to face. But Andy looked at Xie Bin for a while, turned around and said gloomily, "I want to discuss the fears in our hearts with you. I am confident to tell you that the problem you have encountered is just pediatrics. You should listen to me and do what I want. But I just found out that I was too busy to overcome prejudice, put forward arguments and have the courage to speak out. ...
9. "Smelly, you were really sorry for Lao Tzu last night. Where did you die tonight? " "Go to hell, Lao tze in Andy's house. Bring it on. " Qu Xiaoxiao hung up the phone with a bang, and soon there was a knock at the door. Qiu Yingying shouted happily, "I'll drive, and you all watch." Then he jumped to the corner of the door and asked shyly, "Is it a light rain?" "Die you head, Lao tze depressed. Open it quickly! " Qiu Yingying made a gesture of silence and secretly opened the door slowly. There was a tingle in the hole outside the door, and then a careless one was hugged by a bear. However, Xiao Qu quickly turned and kissed Qiu Yingying's face, which made Qiu Yingying escape. Qu Xiaoyu proudly rested on her hips and said, "Gee, you don't even know that Lao Tzu is both civil and military."
10, Guan Juer couldn't help saying, "Sister Fan, if you can, give Mr. Wang a chance. He is so anxious. " "You are still young, you don't understand. I just wonder why I am in such a hurry to get married and fall in love. Think again, in fact, a person's life is relatively easy, want to eat and wear, and have a lot of time to play with friends. Don't rush to date after work, stay and kiss up to the leaders and get promoted. What about the picture? " "love" and "love! Love is vulnerable to reality. Love in adults' mouths is a cover, a fig leaf, and it is all vague. The most tragic thing for adults is to believe that they have love and be loved. In fact, it is to lie to yourself and others. I've made enough fools of myself. Xiao Guan, love has conditions, material conditions. Don't feel vulgar, it's the experience of someone who has been there. If you have love, you are qualified to talk about love. "
1 1, "I tell you, my dad has been talking about tricks all his life, which is the most useful for you. Being a real man is the most tiring. For example, you (Guan Yuer); Being a prude makes people around you the most tired. For example, Sister Fan; Being a man is not serious, but as long as you have real skills, people say it is true temperament. Such as Andy ... "
12, "Everything is clear, and human feelings are articles." Pedantry is not desirable. Xiaoqiu, who "uses people beforehand, not afterwards", is ruthless. Judging people's dishes, the songs of the knife mouth are not easy-going, and Fan Meimei, who used to be responsive, needs to learn from them.
13, Xiao Qu stood ten paces away from Xie Bin and pointed angrily at Xie Bin: "I said it at the dinner table. If you have anything to say, just say it. I will give you two minutes. " "You will break the law." Xie Bin only said four words. "Bah, I let you die. I hit you because you divorced my parents and because I threatened to drive you away. Let you know tonight that you, an outsider, can't run amok in Shanghai. " Andy and Bao Yifan are coming out. Andy was stunned by this scene. "Tune, why?" "I never know how to write the word' lose'. Whoever dares to let me lose, I will let him eat his fist. " A friend handed me a golf club, and Qu Xiaoyu put it across his chest. "Andy, don't worry, I have discipline and won't go to jail." Andy had to say, "Where's Dr. Zhao?" "Harm ditty, get ditty a few sticks and what's the matter. If you dare to stand up and not resist, men will dare to do it and get three sticks. " Dr. Zhao stood by with his arms folded and didn't care.
14, "I'm not afraid of your anger. I have to say that your experience in falling in love may be less than that of Xiaoguan. " Xiao Guan has seen a lot at least. You, I suspect that you don't even bother to read it, because you are busy and you think this kind of thing is too childish. Do you know what kind of girls men subconsciously like? The first place is beauty, and the second place is innocence. You have everything. You are rich and smart enough to kill a group of people. It must be a man of considerable strength who is chasing you. I don't know how Bao Gong chased you, but if I were a man, I would try my best to catch you. The first is to express the strongest sincerity, that is, to go straight to the topic of marriage from the beginning; Then stand firmly in all directions, including your time and space, your heart, your ... Hehe, you know (I don't). Then slowly fall in love, for life. "
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