What embarrassing things happened between you and your roommate on campus?

The girl in the dormitory next door came to chat with Q and laughed too hard when joking. At that time, she was caught off guard and broke a P. In order to resolve the embarrassment, Q pretended that nothing had happened, and the girl was embarrassed. The two continued to talk about the topic.

2. There is no paper.

When I went to the toilet, I turned my head and found that there was no paper in the toilet. What else can I do? I forced myself to wash with water, wow ~ that feeling no one can understand.

Step 3 fall into the pit

After going to the toilet to lift pants, Yangcheng Tong fell into the pit with a "brush". Cary has just charged 100 yuan! Silently looked at the squat toilet as deep as 40cm, and then looked at my white and tender hands, thinking about it or forget it! Pit, I gave you 100 yuan, and then walked out of the toilet helplessly.

4. The ugliest photos are in other people's mobile phones.

In summer, I was lying on the floor of my dormitory, and my sleeping posture was photographed as an expression pack. Every time I get together with my classmates, I will be pulled out as a joke. The past is unbearable. It is said that there are many ugly photos of you in your girlfriend's mobile phone.

5. Wrong dormitory

When I was in college, I went downstairs to throw garbage. Back to the dormitory, I knocked on the door 10 times, but no one answered. After waiting for a long time, the door opened and I walked around and found that everyone had changed. God, I ran to the wrong dormitory, and suddenly I felt redundant in that dormitory, and I was petrified in an instant.

Step 6 have nightmares

I slept until midnight, had a nightmare and jumped up with a loud cry. The upper berth thought that the dormitory was haunted or a thief, or was scared when he saw something he shouldn't have seen ... As a result, when he woke up the next day, the upper berth didn't mention it at all, and I was embarrassed to say last night's nightmare. I didn't know until I was ready to apologize. It turned out that people thought it was just a dream, which was a bit embarrassing.

7. Talking about my boyfriend makes my mouth water.

Once, I talked to my best girlfriend in the dormitory about the person I like. I'm happy to talk about it. I watched her saliva roll down from her mouth and spray it well. And she vomited blood, you know? Before I could pass her a tissue, I saw that she was so excited. I just shook my hand and went on. Well, since she's not embarrassed, I'll listen.

8. ID card is used as a water card

Get hot water in the dormitory in winter, take off your clothes and find that the water is still cold. When I took Kolor down, I realized that I used my ID card as a water card. Fortunately, I didn't go to the canteen or take the bus.

9. Pants are not zipped up

My favorite class in college is physical education class, my male god. I deeply forgot the morning lust of the male god. As a result, when I returned to the dormitory, I found that my pants zipper was not zipped, and I didn't even know when it was opened. What if the male god sees it?

10, cheated

It is enough to have a super funny roommate. I once heard that girls in a dormitory always ignore everyone's feelings, always stay up late with the lights on and listen to music without headphones. As a result, the toothbrush she brushed every day was brushed several times and put back in the toilet. Years later, I don't know what it tastes like when she uses that toothbrush.