Do you have any funny jokes about "three sentences and a half" on campus?

Three sentences and half lines script: New Year's Day New Year's Day Christmas funny classic campus three sentences and half lines script

Funny three sentences and a half lines:

1. Good evening, colleagues. Welcome everyone to come. Whatever you say, don't run! (Xiao Zhang runs, Bo grabs back)

2. I am cheerful and everything is fine. As soon as I go out, there will be a god of wealth. I won the lottery and opened the gift bag. Damn soap. (Liu prepares soap, Jiang performs)

In a word, you talk nonsense about big and small issues. If there are similarities, don't shout, who dares! (collective complaints to the audience)

The company is in a good situation this year, and there are many agency projects all over the country. How successful! (posing collectively)

Beijing will occupy the local area first, there will be guerrilla warfare in Tianjin, and Nanchang Uprising will make money, but it will not be for nothing!

6. The leader is considerate. Mr. Lu personally sent spices and peanuts and mustard tuber, which was quite handsome! (Amon plays Manager Lu, shaking hands with you and cooking mustard tuber)

7. General Qin is loud and funny. He didn't forget to fire a gun when he was eating, and strategic work was indispensable. It's good! (thumbs up collectively as a compliment)

8. Sales work is not afraid of difficulties, handsome guys and beautiful women are under control, and every shot is unusual. Sign the bill!