Please help me find some jokes about the New Year, not too long, shorter, English version. (with translator)

In order to stimulate students' interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write down New Year's resolutions on a special form and send them to me. After I posted the resolution on the bulletin board in the reading center, a young teacher stopped, watched it for a few minutes, and then suddenly left. When two teachers came into the classroom, she shouted at them, "My resolution has not been announced yet, and mine is the first to be announced!" " I couldn't help overhearing that her tone made me fly to my desk, looking for a misplaced resolution. I flipped through a pile of papers and found her. It says, "I'm determined not to let small things bother me."

New Year's resolutions

In order to stimulate students' interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write down New Year's resolutions on a special form and then give them to me. After I posted my resolution on the bulletin board in the reading center, a young teacher stopped to watch for a few minutes and then left. She rushed past the two teachers and said angrily, "My resolution book was not posted, but mine was handed in first." I heard it nearby. Seeing her aggressive appearance, I was scared to run back to the office to find the misplaced resolution book. After a quick glance at several stacks of papers, I opened hers, which read: I'm determined not to worry about some trivial things.