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Playing dumb can prevent slaughter.

Spend less money and be slaughtered. This may be the same idea of many tourists participating in the group. A reader who claims to have participated in overseas travel many times will give you some tips here with his personal experience and truth-

I once joined a tour group for the sake of cheapness, and when I came back, I exclaimed that I had been cheated. Once I calculated the general ledger, although the tour fee was low, people cheated a lot of money when shopping. Come to think of it, the wool is on the sheep, and the travel agency will never do business at a loss. The tour fee is insufficient, so it can only be made up from outside the embankment. After much deliberation, since I am already a lamb to be slaughtered, the last resort may be to play dumb-don't worry, if this trick is used well, it may turn defeat into victory!

First, bring some foreign currency. The first knife for low-priced groups to leave the country is to exchange foreign exchange. Before and after customs clearance, the tour guide will tirelessly recommend you to exchange money with them: his (her) money is absolutely true, and it is not easy to use the RMB or bank card after customs clearance, and so on. It is much higher than the market price when it is exchanged. The countermeasure is not to bother before going abroad, change some small change, or bring more cards. Most of the RMB in neighboring countries or regions is also common, so the tour guide tries to ignore it.

Second, resist temptation. When shopping with tour guides, you should first understand the market for expensive jewelry, watches, electrical appliances, cosmetics, health care drugs, etc. If you don't know, you would rather not buy them. It's impolite not to go into the shop. It's best to pretend to be interested and wait and see, but it's best to talk less, or it's not good for you to offend the tour guide.

Third, get on the bus and sleep. During the long bus journey, the tour guide will tell some jokes or perform some small programs, and also sell some souvenirs, although it is not strong? G you bought it, but it was full of affection, which made your heart beat. At this time, as long as you close your eyes and pretend to be asleep, or you don't understand (make it clear), people won't bother you when they finish the task.

Fourth, just watch and not gamble. Some outbound tourists want to invite you to the casino. At this time, you must not lose your mind because of a small victory. If shopping is pure ignorance, then the casino is really to blame for throwing money.

Five, at their own expense. After leaving the country, some self-funded projects are optional, but some, such as pornographic performances, do not need to participate. In the face of strong recommendation from others, as long as you don't want to go, you can find a reason, such as being unwell, or seeing many rejections, and you don't have to express your feelings about how others choose.

Sixth, be prepared. The accommodation conditions of low-cost groups may be slightly worse. They should bring some daily necessities, such as commonly used medicines, snacks, thin-film batteries, universal sockets, rain gear and so on. It seems silly to bring a pack of useless things, but in case of an accident, there is no need to buy them separately.

You can't save some money in traveling, such as tour guide tips, tickets for self-funded scenic spots, insurance, etc. But ask in advance and don't waste money again and again. If you are free, you can go to a regular shopping mall or visit a museum. On the other hand, if you are deceived, think calmly first. If the loss is not big, there may be no need to "make trouble". After all, the good times don't last long, it's not easy to play, and the energy and time spent are not worth the candle. Just buy lessons.