Ask a joke to amuse your boyfriend?

1. The little turtle said to his mother, "Mom, someone sent me a short message with a new number. Can I return it? " Mother turtle said, "Son! Save it, the pig will come back, and the tortoise will not come back. "

2. A thief was caught by mistake, and the judge asked him: Why did you break into the same store three times a night and take only one dress at a time? Prisoner: I stole a skirt. My wife was not satisfied and asked me to change it twice.

3. Going home by bus, the young woman next to her caught fire with a doll about 3 years old. She cried/kloc-more than 0/00 kilometers, still crying! I said: Sister, you feed some milk, and you are crying like this! Look at the friends around you and feel that you are doing the right thing!

On one occasion, the Chinese teacher left a half-open essay topic: "I admire my mother the most-"and handed it in. When it was time to comment, the teacher said helplessly, "I see, what do you think you admire most about my mother's hard work and hardship?" I wrote a bit too much and wanted to innovate, but I couldn't write' I admire my mother's son most' anyway! "

Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? Seeing the underlined words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest, I couldn't help reaching out and clicking.