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How to evaluate Liu Huaqiang in the movie Conquest?
Dude, how much is this melon a catty?
Two yuan a catty.
Is this melon skin made of gold, or is the melon grain made of gold?
Look at this. Where are the melons now? These are melons in the greenhouse. If you think it's expensive, I think it's expensive
Pick one for me.
Okay, how about this?
Is this melon ripe?
I run a fruit stand. Can I sell you raw melon eggs?
Let me ask you, is this melon ripe?
You made trouble on purpose, didn't you? Do you want it?
You want this melon cooked, I absolutely want it. What if you are not familiar with it?
Hey, I'll eat it myself if I'm not familiar with it. Are you satisfied?
15kg, 30 yuan.
How can I get 15 Jin here? There is something wrong with your name.
You deliberately find fault, don't you?
Do you want it? Do you want it? ?
Magnets, besides, you said, if this melon is raw, you can swallow it yourself.
Role image:
Liu Huaqiang became sworn enemies with another underworld leader, causing his younger brother Liu Huawen to be cut and maimed. Because he didn't know which enemy did it, he tried his best to kill all the people who had a holiday with him and avenge his brother Liu Huawen. Finally, he planned to escape from Hengzhou with his lover Li Mei and his men to escape from the police.
Since April 28th, 20001year, there have been many shootings in Hengzhou, resulting in several deaths in succession, but then their whereabouts were gradually found out and mastered by the police headed by Xu Guoqing. At the same time, their rampant gang was broken down by the police bit by bit, and finally their hiding place was surrounded by the police and arrested. After all, they failed to escape the punishment of the law, and the tragic ending was that they were shot according to law.
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