A joke about money

When I have money, I will buy a few Japanese Sir Zhong, and I will fight if I want, scold if I want, piss one off, exhaust one, starve one, support one, drown one, choke one, ... and die as he wishes.

With money, we will drink old wine, smoke cigarettes, drink red wine and white wine, light two cigarettes, smoke one and burn one.

When we have a car, we violate the rules if we want to. If we want to create a lamp, we will create a lamp and wash it twice, once in red and once in green.

When we have money, we can go to Europe if we want to go to America. We can charter two planes at a time, one landline and one escort.

When we have money, we will buy a computer first. We want to install XP and XP, and we want to install nt and nt. XP will install two versions at a time, one for use and one for saving.

When we are rich, we will eat popsicles and chew beards, eat red fruits and eat cream. We will buy two popsicles at a time, eat one and stir one.

When I get rich, I will raise two children first. I want a boy and a girl. I will have two boys at a time, one hug and one hug.

When I have money, I will build a palace. If I want a beautiful woman and wine, I'll find two eunuchs, one is Mao Ning and the other is Red Bean.

With money, we will eat Sugar-Coated Berry as a meal, eat something sweet and spicy, and have lunch and dinner.

When we have money, we will buy a refrigerator first. If we want to eat frozen tofu, we will eat frozen tofu. If we want to drink cold beer, we will buy a washing machine with two rollers, one for noodles and the other for rice.

When I get rich, I want to use Project Hope to improve my popularity. If I want to build a school, I will build a school. If I want to donate tens of thousands, I will donate tens of thousands. I will find two ambassadors, one is a man who doesn't cry, and the other is MengMeng Kawaii.

I want to look like a star when I have money. If I want a facelift, I want a facelift. If I want to cut my double eyelids, I will cut my double eyelids and bake my teeth. One can eat tofu and the other can eat soft rice.

When we become rich,

When we have money, we will pay for bodyguards, soldiers and wizards. Cut it when you see it, and he will make up for it when I cut it.

When I am rich, I will practice two numbers at a time, I will practice Taoist and mage. Open two computers, practice one by yourself and plug in one.

When we have money, we will collect equipment and take photos. We want to take pictures of people and ghosts. Buy two sets at a time, one with clothes on and one without clothes.

When we are rich, we will collect several baskets of poison, yellow poison and green poison. Take two poisons at a time, one in your hand and the other in your pocket.

When we are rich, we will give ourselves a right hand, a dragon pattern on the left hand and a blood drink on the right hand. Magic attacks two at a time, one is flame and the other is lightning.

When we have money, we will organize people to cut the Red Moon, King Kong, Hunger and Hunger. The mage uses two, one with a shield and the other on the sidelines. If you have money, throw judgments, throw blood drinks, throw dragon patterns, and throw dragons. Buy two sets of equipment, wear one and throw one.

When we are rich, the top jewels will be upgraded to weapons. We will put Titan on Titan, and we will put our strength on them. The pillars are all, half iron ore and half jewelry.

When we have money, I hope you have some equipment. To curse 10, curse 10. If you want to be lucky, you will be lucky. Close your eyes, curse half and be lucky half.

When we are rich, we will buy a piece of land to fight monsters, set dogs free if we want, and set fires if we want. Two gold coins at a time, 1 a pile, 2000 a pile.

If you have money, you should wear fashionable equipment, magic blood and rainbow magic. Make two sets of everything, four durable ones and six durable ones.

When we are rich, Taoist weapons will be updated first, and we want to raise infinity and dragon patterns. Two each, one for leveling and one for killing.

When we have money, we will train soldiers to buy supermarkets and drink red and blue. Take two bottles at a time, drink one bottle and wash one bottle.

When we are rich, we will train two Taoist priests, who want to take MM with MM, and who want to take a shemale with a shemale. There are two tasks, one is to prevent evil and the other is to add blood.

When we have money, we will buy a horn and hold a meeting. I want to play football, I want to fight a war, I want to fight a war. There are nine guilds, one for use and eight for use.

When we have money, we will buy high-end mounts, such as Mercedes-Benz and BMW. One for each brand, one for riding in front and one for dragging behind.

When we are rich, we will receive a set of rings, like to send and receive, like to remember and receive memories. Make a pair of everything, one on the left and one on the right.

When we are rich, we will also go to the temple to marry a daughter-in-law, like MM marrying MM, like a shemale marrying a shemale. There are two kinds of jobs, one is to form a team, and the other is to chat with others.

With money, we will throw gold coins as apples and throw them in piles. If you don't say anything, others will choose half, and you will disappear half.

When I have money, I will light the veteran and fly out. Want to fly Beach lost, want to fly the league again. Take two planes at a time, take one by yourself and escort one.

When we are rich, we will have children, bones and puppies with Taoist priests. Babies have two babies at a time, one in their arms and the other in their hands.

When we have money, we will also buy plug-ins If we want to speed up, we will start it automatically. Buy two at a time and return one with one.

When we have money, we will pay for bodyguards, soldiers and wizards. Cut it when you see it, and he will make up for it when I cut it.

When I am rich, I will practice two numbers at a time, I will practice Taoist and mage. Open two computers, practice one by yourself and plug in one.

When we have money, we will collect equipment and take photos. We want to take pictures of people and ghosts. Buy two sets at a time, one with clothes on and one without clothes.

When we are rich, we will collect several baskets of poison, yellow poison and green poison. Take two poisons at a time, one in your hand and the other in your pocket.

When we are rich, we will give ourselves a right hand, a dragon pattern on the left hand and a blood drink on the right hand. Magic attacks two at a time, one is flame and the other is lightning.

When we have money, we will organize people to cut the Red Moon, King Kong, Hunger and Hunger. The mage uses two, one with a shield and the other on the sidelines. If you have money, throw judgments, throw blood drinks, throw dragon patterns, and throw dragons. Buy two sets of equipment, wear one and throw one.

When we are rich, the top jewels will be upgraded to weapons. We will put Titan on Titan, and we will put our strength on them. The pillars are all, half iron ore and half jewelry.

When we have money, I hope you have some equipment. To curse 10, curse 10. If you want to be lucky, you will be lucky. Close your eyes, curse half and be lucky half.

When we are rich, we will buy a piece of land to fight monsters, set dogs free if we want, and set fires if we want. Two gold coins at a time, 1 a pile, 2000 a pile.

If you have money, you should wear fashionable equipment, magic blood and rainbow magic. Make two sets of everything, four durable ones and six durable ones.

When we are rich, Taoist weapons will be updated first, and we want to raise infinity and dragon patterns. Two each, one for leveling and one for killing.

When we have money, we will train soldiers to buy supermarkets and drink red and blue. Take two bottles at a time, drink one bottle and wash one bottle.

When we are rich, we will train two Taoist priests, who want to take MM with MM, and who want to take a shemale with a shemale. There are two tasks, one is to prevent evil and the other is to add blood.

When we have money, we will buy a horn and hold a meeting. I want to play football, I want to fight a war, I want to fight a war. There are nine guilds, one for use and eight for use.

When we have money, we will buy high-end mounts, such as Mercedes-Benz and BMW. One for each brand, one for riding in front and one for dragging behind.

When we are rich, we will receive a set of rings, like to send and receive, like to remember and receive memories. Make a pair of everything, one on the left and one on the right.

When we are rich, we will also go to the temple to marry a daughter-in-law, like MM marrying MM, like a shemale marrying a shemale. There are two kinds of jobs, one is to form a team, and the other is to chat with others.

With money, we will throw gold coins as apples and throw them in piles. If you don't say anything, others will choose half, and you will disappear half.

When I have money, I will light the veteran and fly out. Want to fly Beach lost, want to fly the league again. Take two planes at a time, take one by yourself and escort one.

When we are rich, we will have children, bones and puppies with Taoist priests. Babies have two babies at a time, one in their arms and the other in their hands.

When we have money, we will also buy plug-ins If we want to speed up, we will start it automatically. Buy two at a time and return one with one.

When we have money, we will pay for bodyguards, soldiers and wizards. Cut it when you see it, and he will make up for it when I cut it.

When I am rich, I will practice two numbers at a time, I will practice Taoist and mage. Open two computers, practice one by yourself and plug in one.

When we have money, we will collect equipment and take photos. We want to take pictures of people and ghosts. Buy two sets at a time, one with clothes on and one without clothes.

When we are rich, we will collect several baskets of poison, yellow poison and green poison. Take two poisons at a time, one in your hand and the other in your pocket.

When we are rich, we will give ourselves a right hand, a dragon pattern on the left hand and a blood drink on the right hand. Magic attacks two at a time, one is flame and the other is lightning.

When we have money, we will organize people to cut the Red Moon, King Kong, Hunger and Hunger. The mage uses two, one with a shield and the other on the sidelines.

A joke about money

1. A person who likes to make counterfeit money accidentally made counterfeit money of 15 yuan one day. He thought it was broken. How did he make 15 fake money? So he decided to spend it. He came to a booth selling watermelons and said, "Boss, how much is a watermelon?" The boss replied: "1 yuan", "OK, I'll take one". He handed the money to the boss nervously. After the boss found the money, he hurried away without looking, thinking: Great, it's finally spent. When he got home, he took out the two dollars he got back and looked puzzled. It turns out that the boss is looking for two dollars of 7 yuan!

One day, my son did nothing in class, so the teacher let him do his own thing. As a result, the villain talked to a child next to him, which made people pursed a ruler found on the ground. As a result, the child really broke the ruler, and the owner of the ruler of course sued the teacher.

The teacher criticized and educated Xiao and that classmate, and then, in order to take a warning, asked them to buy a ruler for their children and return it to others at the weekend.

The child was startled and asked the teacher quickly, is it enough to buy a ruler of 1350 yuan? Say I have 1000 lucky money and 350 selling garbage money. The teacher listened happily. There seem to be many children who have no concept of money!

My son didn't say anything, but he was probably scared by the number 1 more than 1,000. I said you must pay for it yourself, but I was not very happy at that time. As a result, I took my little guy to buy a ruler at the weekend and asked him to pay. Found only 1 50 yuan. Relieved, he took a ruler and said, I'll give you 1 yuan.50 when I go home!

I guess the younger one has an idea about the ruler's money, haha!

A joke about money

I was born in a very poor family. I remember when I was a child, my father's life was boring. I can only count money all day long, and so can my mother, who sweeps money all day long.

My family lives in the mountains, and it is very troublesome to go out to buy things every time. It takes five hours to drive a Porsche and four hours to drive a Mercedes. Although there is a helicopter at home, it is very inconvenient to find a parking space by car. I go shopping occasionally. My parents are afraid that I will be kidnapped, and I am protected by more than 20 bodyguards. Everyone will scare me away when they see me, so I have been rejected since I was a child. .......

Because my home is in the deep mountains, it is very cold every winter, and my father also says that it is very troublesome to go out to buy things, so there is no heater in winter ... no quilt ... I can only burn money with my parents to keep warm every day ... and I can only sleep with money (I definitely think the pound is warmer).

I remember when I was a child, I rushed out of the room and peed my pants because the room was too big. So my father put a small sheep motorcycle in my room, and let me rush out of the room with 1000 ping in 1000 minutes, cross the 5 km corridor and reach the 800 ping toilet (I often get lost in the corridor).

Dad also found someone to build 20 dangerous houses with 250 small toilets in 600 ping, saying: If you get wet in the future, change rooms directly. If the room is not enough or too small, tell dad that he will call for more rooms. Our life is very hard, so you should be patient! ! Now that I think about it, Dad is really a kind person! !

I still remember one time, a thief broke into my dad's safe with explosives, causing the gold coins inside to keep rolling out and the thief was crushed to death. .......

I feel sorry for the thief. ......

Gold coins hurt when they crush people! !

He is not as lucky as the thief who was suffocated by money before. My mother often tells me that our family life is very difficult ~ I have to learn to bear hardships ~

So I have developed the spirit of hard work since I was a child. My future wish is to find 200 monsters who can only eat money, eat up all the money at home and avenge those poor thieves! ! !