Jokes and subtitles

The paragraphs are summarized as follows

1. Take a bath in a pot of boiling water - an acquaintance.

2. When you see your father-in-law, you don’t talk to him--you can’t see Mount Tai.

3. When eating a pineapple, ask whether it is sour or sweet--asking even though you know it.

4. Put nails in your pocket-everyone wants to get ahead.

5. A fly bites the Bodhisattva - it is inhumane.

6. Pushing the mill with a baby on your back - Adding people to the world does not add strength

7. Flowers blooming on the dung heap - smelly and beautiful.

8. Deaf people watching the theater - a feast for the eyes.

8. The flies beside the manger--they eat for food.

10. Go for a walk when you are full - you are full.

11. Stones in the Yangtze River-after wind and waves.

12. Cutting the sea water with a knife - it’s hard to separate.

13. Exchange the fat for bones--not willing to give in.

14. The statue maker will not give a discount to the statue of the god - you know the truth.

15. Pulling the gourd here and there - deliberately looking for trouble.

16. Use the rolling pin as chopsticks and the basin as a cup - eat and drink.

17. Wearing plasters all over your body - there are many problems.

18. The rag on the dinner table - tasted all the ups and downs.

19. Steel wire threading through tofu – don’t mention it.

20. Light the firecrackers at both ends - think (ring) them together.

21. Eat fish without spitting out the bones - speak with thorns.

22. The lights in the kitchen are often annoying.

23. The pole erected eight hundred years ago - the old bachelor.

24. Put powder into the coffin - save face.

25. The God of Wealth begs for food - pretend to be poor.

26. Set up a shed to sell embroidery needles - the business is not big, but the shelf is not small.

27. Send away your daughter and marry your daughter-in-law - busy at both ends.

28. Knocking on the door with Coptis chinensis - it’s so painful.

29. Ice cubes fell into the vinegar vat - shabby.

30. Entering the coffin with a bankbook - asking for money.

31. Green onions in winter - the skin is dry and the leaves are rotten.

32. Stove in winter and fan in summer - come in handy.

33. The money in your pocket, the meat in the pot - can't escape.

34. The poisonous snake got into the bamboo tube - pretending to be upright.

35. A gambler's mouth - always to the point.

36. Crossing the river by ferry - it's OK.

37. Hoe with broken handle - Not sure.

38. The daughter-in-law pretends to be a grandson with a big belly.

39. The lost child who ran away from the temple - a living disgrace.

40. Fresh iron - pure heart.

41. A widow beats her child - reluctant to bear it.

42. The coffin shop business - making dead money.

43. The big bell of Hanshan Temple - cannot be moved.

44. The monk dug a hole in the wall - it was wonderful (temple).

45. The wall clock in the waiting room - the perspective of the masses.

46. Pulling out teeth from the tiger's mouth - not a coward.

47. Scooping dumplings with gourd and ladle - no water will leak.

48. Cut the soybeans into thin strips - the skill is perfect.

49. Being anxious and crazy when meeting a slow man - being anxious.

50. The beggar sings - fake happiness.

51. Writing articles from the bottom of a well - the knowledge is not shallow.

52. The bucket in the well - at the mercy of others.

53. Sugar cane in September - sweet to the heart.

54. Look at the sky and speak – your vision is too high.

55. If you are admitted as a scholar, you hope to become an official - there is no end to your desires.

56. When you feel sleepy and encounter a pillow - you just want it.

57. Coptis chinensis grows on the bitter melon tree - each one is more bitter than the other.

58. Shit and chewed on chicken drumsticks - luckily he opened his mouth.