Funny mood talk: Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hatred.

1. Why do you still need to play with your mobile phone when you go to the toilet? "If you don't play with your mobile phone, are you playing shit?" ”

2. The evil witch cast a spell on the prince. The prince could only say one word a year. The prince had a beloved girl. From then on, the prince kept silent for three years just to say I love you to the girl. , Three years later, the prince rushed out of the door and tripped over the threshold. The prince said: "Oh shit"

3. One batch of primary school Chinese papers required the use of "you...you...". ...And..." Make a sentence. One student wrote like this: Yesterday I went to my grandma's house, and grandma brought me a chicken drumstick. After I finished eating, I asked grandma if there were any more. Grandma replied: "Yes, yes, and there are more! ”

4. The head teacher moved boys to the same table and girls to another table to prevent puppy love. In fact, he was not aware of the more serious problem.

5. Hanging out with three classmates In the shopping mall, a salesperson at the counter kept looking at us and laughing, which made us feel scared, so we stepped forward and asked, "Why are you laughing?" The salesperson said: "A thief just took out your cell phone. After looking at it, he probably thought it was too old. He shook his head and put it back in your pocket!" ”

6. When I was a junior high school student, the principal of a key high school came to our school to recruit students and select the young students in key classes. The head teacher recommended me and two other male classmates, and our scores were evenly matched. The principal glanced at us The reason was that I was the ugliest and had an ugly haircut, and I looked like someone who studied hard.

7. During the holiday, my dad was chatting with me and he asked: "At school." Do you have a girlfriend? Me: "How could it be possible?" Dad asked: "You did well in this exam!" "I replied with a little satisfaction: "That's right, second in the class!" He immediately asked: "Did she do well in the exam?" I replied: "No, it's worse than me." "...

8. My parents said that you should never fall in love when you go to school, as if someone would like me.

9. In the past, people and horses were very slow in writing letters, and they only wrote letters in their lives. If you can love someone, now that the Internet technology is developed, you can love fifty people a day.

10. A friend’s wife gave birth to a baby in the hospital. He waited anxiously outside the door. An hour later, the nurse came out and was very happy. Said to him: "XXX, congratulations, you are giving birth to a father, you are going to be a son! My buddy shouted excitedly at that time: "Hahaha, I am finally a son!" ! ! "

11. A friend introduced me to my boyfriend, and then the boy invited me to watch a movie. I saw the fighting scene. I saw that the good guys were about to be defeated by the bad guys. I unconsciously shouted "Fuck him" Damn it”, and then it stopped, and now my friends don’t introduce me to anyone.

12. It’s my first time to be a troll... I’m a bit nervous, I’m... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Let's go? Uh-huh...

13. I've been single for a long time. Today, a girl rubbed my shoulder. I even thought about where our children would go to school.

14. “I am short-sighted and once went out without glasses. I saw a woman in front of me carrying a bag with white background and cyan tassels, which was very beautiful. I thought it matched the lake green dress I bought, so I ran Go up and say: Your bag looks good, where did you buy it? As a result, I took a closer look: it was a plastic bag with two handfuls of green onions hanging inside.

15. Who said you don’t have perseverance? Haven’t you persisted in being single for more than ten years?

16. When I got home, my wife said softly: "We are back, are you tired?" Me: "A little tired." She asked again: "Are you hungry?" Me: "I'm starving! My wife said softly: "Then take a break and cook quickly!"

17. My dog ??must think that the takeaway guy who delivers fast food to me at noon every day is my owner.

18. Love is a light, so green that it makes you panic.

19. Fortunately, I am ugly and have not experienced your love and hatred.

20. One day, a villager chatted with the village chief and said, "Village Chief, they all say you don't know how to count. Is it true?" The village chief became anxious and stretched out three fingers. He said, "Five words for you, it's all nonsense." Only laugh at other people's scars if you have never experienced them

1. The sun dances on my fingertips, just like your smile, my memory.

2. After falling in love, it hurts, it fades away, and we forget, and eventually we are separated.

3. Every silhouette longs to be your face.

4. Time tells me that I have not reached the age of understanding, so I should continue to make unreasonable troubles.

5. Cut love, my way.

6. I degenerate myself, but become cowardly.

7. What I want is a simple smile and a hug.

8. After being immersed in the rotten world for more than ten years, how can we quickly clear our own turmoil?

9. You will never feel lonely, never again, because now you have me

10. When you are alone, tears still fall down.

11. There are wild geese in Beiling whose feathers are like snow. The new wind is mournful and their wings are flying south. Their wings are broken by the rain. However, the new wind is so strong that they will never leave.

12. Some places are always vacant for a certain person. Even if that person is gone, no one else can replace him.

13. How do you know how lonely and miserable I am without experiencing it personally?

14. The person who makes you hurt the longest is not the person who stays with you until the end

15. I hope that one day, your friend will suddenly tell me that you still love me

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16. Only laugh at other people’s scars if you have never experienced them.

17. If mosquitoes could glow, my room would be breathtakingly beautiful.

18. Regarding love, the more you pay, the greater the damage.

19. If you wait quietly for me for five years, I will marry you without hesitation.

20. I am just an actor, always shedding my own tears in other people’s stories

21. No matter how good the relationship is, it can’t withstand suspicion and suspicion, right?

22. I want to hug you so much, but it’s a pity that time passes by mountains and rivers, and it’s a pity that people come and go between you and me.

23. Turning around can be an end; Turning around can also be a new beginning.

24. When time passes by, all that can be left behind are your favorite characters

25. Fusu: Most girls have very low requirements, as long as you are nice to them.

26. I miss you. Even if I see you now, I still miss you.

27. The sinner who time stole away from my lover -

28. It is best not to see him, and it is best not to remember him.

29. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate. QQ personality talks about sadness. Only when you have never experienced it can you laugh at other people's scars

1. I know that many of you don't like Tiantian, but my love is enough.

2. Sometimes, I really want to become a puppet. In this way, you can live heartlessly.

3. I envy Canrong whether it is love or friendship.

4. Because no one hurts, there is another reason not to cry.

5. Every time a day passes, I make a circle on the calendar. On Sunday, I find that the days have been marked as ellipses.

6. Will the tears change if I shed them? into a rainbow.

7. It hurts the most to laugh and cry. It really hurts. This kind of pain has never happened before.

8. I got lost all the way, searched all the way, and woke myself up all the way, but love is originally a maze.

9. I want to know whose thoughts these wild geese flying south in a hurry have taken away.

10. I always think wildly alone and then cry silently

11. Affection is a burden that I cannot bear, and love words are just lies that come true accidentally.

12. Smokers have stories, and drinkers have worries.

13. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you have a crush on me.

14. It doesn’t matter if you are alone, at least one person will not be hurt.

15. Secret love is really hard, even harder than coptis.

16. I am so proud in the eyes of others, but I have been groveling in front of you for so long

17. Dreams are often opposite to reality, so people would rather indulge in hypocrisy.

18. You can see the words I type on the screen, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard.

19. Secret love is a successful pantomime, but speaking out becomes a tragedy!

20. I am afraid of losing, I am afraid of crying, I am afraid that my world will suddenly be without you.

21. Only laugh at other people’s scars if you have never experienced them.

22. I thought that even if I didn’t look for you, you would come to me. Maybe I thought too much

23. I don’t blame life itself, but I Blame yourself for your expectations of life.

24. Seeing the heirs again, there is a feeling of lovelornness and a point of reluctance.

25. I love Cui Yingdao, love his silent dedication, and feel sorry for his lonely heart.

26. Time is stranded, from summer to cold, living is just helpless.

27. When a foodie loses weight, it means she is unhappy.

28. I have never given up loving you, it just changed from strong to silent.

29. Delusion that time stops at this moment, leaving our footprints imprinted Go deeper

Thirty. Most of us alive have only done three things in our lives: deceiving ourselves, deceiving others, and being deceived by others.

31. I don’t envy Little Putao for kissing EXO. I’m not blind, how can I not envy him! ! ! Ah, I am truly envious and jealous!

Thirty-two. There is a scar in everyone’s heart, which is the place where the sky once fell.

Thirty-three, every time I wake up with tears in the middle of the night, I realize that I am really helpless. Non-mainstream - most of the truth is bullshit in the eyes of people who have not experienced it

Let go and let you be happy. Put your hands in your pockets and walk alone.

He may not be the best Yes, but it must be the best for you.

The tears have dried up. My heart is broken. You should forget.

I understand, I understand, how much I love you.

︶ㄣLoving you for a lifetime is not enough

Am I the light that pierces your heart? If not, should I extinguish it?

There are a lot of words that are just spoken without meaning, can you please don't mind it?

I don’t want to have too many emotions

It’s late at night, I listen to music, I miss you, I still miss you.

The teacher is right, women chasing men will not have good results.

What kind of person will love turn a person into?

I asked you if you loved me. You smiled and said don’t make such jokes. I laughed and cried

Time has passed and love has faded.

That day, I smiled and said to you: We still have time

(What’s yours is yours. The tighter you hold on, the easier it is to lose it.)

It’s agreed Never let go for a lifetime, who speaks first in the end

Isn’t it true that many times I forget to say: I love you.

Don’t play tricks with me, because your success rate will be 100%.

Only when I tell you that I love you can I know whether you love me or not! !

◎A restless love and a future that has no future is called fantasy

It doesn’t matter if you don’t love me, I will always love you until you love me!

Many truths are said to be nonsense in the eyes of those who have not experienced them

Love is a person's business, a person's determination to never look back, a person's self-knowledge of warmth and coldness, A person's fate has nothing to do with anything else

Falling in love is not the reason for being passive and reserved or being brave and proactive. Those who don’t love will never love them to their death

If you give me a promise, I will cry. If you give me a love, I will really stand here and be reluctant to leave.

, An Curcuma We need dreams, we need direction, we need tears, and we need a personalized signature. We need a person to light up the darkness of the sky.

り, roses have thorns, which will prick your hands and hurt when you touch them. But I still like it

Only a stupid woman will believe sweet words. It turns out that I am also a stupid woman.

I am a passerby that you turned around and forgot about, why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

You want me to work hard for you, I want you to love me only for me

You said I have loved you for a long time, I smiled and said: No, just for a lifetime

Don't mention him in front of me, I'm afraid I'll burst into tears

I shouldn't know you, fall in love with you again and again, and hurt me again and again

(I don’t ask you to remember me deeply for the rest of your life, I just ask you not to forget that I have been in your world.)

1 sentence I love you. How many people have I said it to? How many times have I said it?

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(We have worked hard, cherished it, and have a clear conscience. The rest is left to fate.)

When you say that you are leaving to prevent the other person from being hurt, you have already caused harm to the other person. It caused the greatest harm

I really don’t want you to go, how about you stay?

We must always be together and never separate

Face Waiting for you to come online on the computer. It’s also a total loneliness

I don’t need a vigorous love. As long as I have you, it is enough for me

That day, I smiled and said to you: We still have Time

You stand in time and blur my faith.

Can’t have any dependence on men?,﹌

Even if the world is desolate, there will always be someone who will be your believer

I don’t love you: ( This is my only lie)

The moment I turned around, you were already gone.

My happiness is being needed by you.

It’s not that she is immoral or ignorant, she is just born like a moth, destined to put out the fire.

He said I love you, but he didn’t say he only loves you.

╰︶▔I will not leave any legend about myself to you.

╰︶▔I will quit this game unscathed.

We always hide our words in our hearts, for dignity and for many stupid reasons

The meaning of your existence is to interpret the love in my hasty youth

Since you no longer love me, I won't pester you anymore.